The fullest definition of "rental"

Rating: 3/10 (27 June 2006)

This movie has everything that a full blown "rental only" should be. All the jokes were seen in the trailer. The story is flimsy, predictable and about as entertaining as watching a twenty minute short. The movie is entirely framed around Jack Black, no one else is even remotely likable or watchable, with the exception of the super-hot nun, who was cast for looking pure and innocent. Once all the jokes that you saw in the preview have passed (most of them in the first twenty minutes), then the humour turns into "Look! Look at Jack Black's face! Look at all the silly things he can do with his face! Wow, I spent twelve bucks for that!" Oh yeah, and also, "Oooo! Listen to Jack Black make a funny accent! Mexicans have such funny accents, but Jack Black makes it funnier! Ooo, he did something with his eyebrows while saying something stupid, but in a Mexican accent, it was funny!" If I had two more arms, I'd give it four thumbs down. If you have to see it, rent it.