Kill Me Now

Rating: Null/10 (30 June 2006)

I suppose if you were a developmentally disabled 6 year old who eats lead paint chips and watches Davey and Goliath reruns on a black and white TV on a daily basis, you might think Nacho Libre was mildly amusing enough to spit up your breakfast.
But then I suppose you'd find your own regurgitated oatmeal more compelling and you'd lose interest in Nacho Libre soon enough.
Oh well. Such is life.
Needless to say, this is easily one of the top 10 worst films I have ever seen. And when I say "worst" I certainly take into account that THIS FILM HAD A BUDGET OF $30 MILLION.
From the laughable pseudo-hispanic accents (it's called preperation, look into it) to each and every scene that died long before they ended, it's so beyond bad I cannot in good conscience ever give another dollar to Paramount Pictures again.