Hold the Cheese---There Is More Than Enough Here to Go Around.

Rating: Null/10 (16 June 2006)

Stupid and unfunny mess in the tradition of co-writer/director Jared Hess' "Napoleon Dynamite" sees Mexican monk Jack Black and dirt-poor vagrant Hector Jimenez joining forces to become tag-team wrestling stars. Black, totally out-of-place and seemingly oblivious to the fact that he is supposed to be a holy man, is a crazed nut who only seems to care about becoming a sports celebrity and getting together with nun Ana de la Reguera. The gags and situations are meant to be comedic revelations, but they are silly misfires and stale attempts at coherency. A really ugly dog of a picture that is going to be a strong competitor for the most ill-conceived and poorly executed mainstream film of the year. 2 stars out of 5.