Wow... so very very bad

Rating: 1/10 (15 June 2006)

Saw a sneak preview 6-16, and this has to be one of the least funny movies I have ever seen in my life. I generally like Jack Black, but this was really really bad. Please don't waste your time.
I would have stopped right here, cause there's nothing more to say, but IMDb required 10 lines. So I will list things I rather would have done than watch this movie: Eat paint chips, mix pop rocks and coke, spend my $6 on beer, go jogging naked, play old school NES, play old school Atari, play Monopoly, play with sticks and dirt, sleep, whittle, wear a hat, play guitar, call my mom, call your mom. I am so tired of typing. There are only so many ways to say this is a terrible movie. MY dedication to typing 10 lines of nonsense should clue you in that you should not see this. Thank you.