complete and utter tripe

Rating: 1/10 (25 February 2007)

I had low expectations when going to see this film, and things looked up during the opening sequence - a few laughs are certainly there to be had from seeing Hugh Grant dressed like an 80s reject.
However, as the film continued, I realised that this opener was to be the highlight of what was truly one of worst onslaughts of complete toss that I've ever had to endure! About 1/3 of the way through I was wanting to stick pins deep into my cortex through my eyes. 15 minutes later, I came to my senses and realised that I actually wanted to inflict this cruel and unusual punishment on Hugh Grant - he really does deserve it...
Please take your loved ones to see this film, and then run away and lock them in the room with no way of escaping or turning the film off. That way, you may actually get a laugh out of it.