Snoozefest.

Rating: 2/10 (26 February 2018)

I have never seen the original and am not familiar with the works of Agatha Christie or her characters. So this isn't a comparative review, although this terrible film has made me want to watch the original.
Brannagh plays the eccentric Poirot, not sure how eccentric he is supposed to be but Brannagh appears to take it to an extreme. Ridiculous mustache and an obsession with symmetry. In one scene he steps in a pile of dung and so has to stomp his other foot in it to make it symmetrical. Ok, we get it, he is out there.
I fell asleep during the film and when I woke up I realized I didn't care about what I missed and it didn't make any difference. The film finished and again, it didn't matter.