The Express gets derailed fast

Rating: 1/10 (14 November 2017)

When we first catch sight of Kenneth Branagh. With that ridiculous mustache. You may wonder if Inspector Clouseau has booked passage on that train. Alas we should be so lucky at least it would be a fun movie. When you first see Branagh with his pet hamster on his upper lip and ridiculous accent its hard to take this movie seriously . Hercule needs two perfect eggs served to him hes so annoying I'm surprised they don't egg him.Walking through town he steps in a pile of camel poop. Was the Camel a critic? Off to the train where everybody is so somber and so secretive are they trying to hide a secret or are they just grinding there teeth together so they don't laugh out loud at Kenneth? Poor script,mediocre direction and a miscast star sink a classic novel