Murder of fun

Rating: 1/10 (20 May 2018)

Never has a director/slash actor staged himself more as the star in his own awful movie. He is litterally in every shot of the movie. With the most ridicoulus over the top moustache I have ever seen. And the fakest sounding french accent ever. And never has a cast of that many famous stars, acted more wooden and dull. They all look extremely bored and uncomfortable. And the "acting" spands from looking as bored as the audience to acting way too theatrical ilike they're in a bad play.
I hate Kenneth Brannagh. I hate the way this movie is filmed, like its a play on a stage and not a movie. I hate how fake it looks, everytime theyre "outside" the train, clearly filmed in front of a bluescreen, no visible breath and lighting that dont match the background.
This movie is incredibly boring and as about as much fun as watching paint dry.
And the awful, constipated, old looking Johnny Depp, really needs to retire. The last time I saw him act well, was in Donnie Brasco, a 21 year old movie. I'm as sick of him as I am of Brad Pitt. Theyre both a couple of old douchebags, that only gets parts, because their names still sell movie tixkets for some strange reason.
Do yourself a favor and skip this movie.