Boredom on the Orient Train-wreck

Rating: 1/10 (19 November 2017)

I have to own up and say that I didn't watch the whole of this film at the cinema and would not dream of buying or renting a DVD. Unfortunately this film is an example of why cinema attendances are falling through the floor. Greedy studios with no imagination other than rebooting a film or franchise that doesn't need to be re-booted and then letting a hack scriptwriter get hold of it and murder it. Completely pointless opening sequence to pretend the film has something original to offer and then a slapstick pastiche rip off of the 1974 classic with zero charm, zero dialogue, zero soundtrack plenty of dull, lumbering monologues and in total a clumsy excuse for film-making. The train stopped because of the snow - this stopped due to a train-wreck. I lasted 43 minutes before leaving.