More like Murder on the BORING Express heh heh

Rating: 5/10 (16 October 2018)

Me and Dino watched this on a park bench next to a guy from Carson City with an IPad he claimed he won "in a church raffle" and I have to say that this piece of mediocrity was far from an enjoyable whodunnit. The plotting was so tame and uninteresting that it makes me wonder how this movie could even be written. Johnny Depp basically plays himself and Kenneth Branagh was my least favorite Poirot of all time (More like POOR-OH heh). The saving grac you ask? Nari Blair-Mangat, who played the role of "Waiter" to a tee. Five stars.