Anyone with more than a couple "gray cells" will recognize this remake as the clearest call yet . . .

Rating: 8/10 (13 November 2017)

. . . for "regime change" in Washington, DC. Think about it. Half-Heartedly disguised as a "Period Piece" dabbling in a case similar to The Lindbergh Baby Kidnapping, why on Earth does it trash the original's popular "justice is served format" by allowing multiple killers to get off "Scott Free" from a Julius Caesar Ides-of-March mass-stabbing political assassination? You just have to ask yourself, which two Real Life people from the 1900s are mentioned here? Johnny Depp tells Kenneth Branagh that the only OTHER famous person he's met was when "I once rode a bus with Ty Cobb in Detroit." The remaining Real Life references are to Josef Stalin, one of current Red Commie KGB Boss Vlad "The Mad Russian" Putin's ancestors as Russkie Strongmen. Therefore, MURDER ON THE ORIENT EXPRESS's REAL focus is entirely on Putin's White House Sock-Puppet-in-Chief, Don Juan Rump, since it singles out Rump's current criminal lawyer--Ty Cobb (who happens to be some sort of descendant of the Honest Ty Cobb)--and Rump's boss, Stalin heir Putin. Therefore, the cast and crew of MURDER ON THE ORIENT EXPRESS are telling us that our beleaguered Homeland, America, IS the Orient Express, Scar-faced Gangster Johnny Depp is playing Rump, and it's up to each and every one of us to come prepared to the table for our long overdue "Night of the Long Knives!"