Steer clear of this one...

Rating: 1/10 (16 November 2017)

Why was this movie even made... why did I go watch it... It is a long list of movie stars playing movie stars who play characters in a movie. Each character is a caricature of what they should be. Then there is the gravity defying train - did no one else see this except me? When filmed from outside, the train is tilted about 20 degrees, but inside the train everything is level... this is some Hogwarths stuff.. The scenery where the murder takes place looks like Alps.. in reality it is a plain. OK, I understand this will not matter much to anyone who is either from Croatia or who is not a geography aficionado, but in case any of you were inspired by the scenery and wanted to book a ski holiday there - don't. It is always risky doing a remake of a great movie, and this one is a flop through and through. The first 30 minutes was unbearable.. I thought it would turn into an action movie with the fast camera, bar fight kung fu sh*t, and overly dramatised characters... (I bet Agatha Cristie is rolling in her grave like a revolving door).