Film is the wrong medium for this type of fecal art.

Rating: 2/10 (26 December 2002)

You will see reviews that praise this movie. You will see reviews that question what the movie was about. No matter what the review says, the question you should be asking yourself is "Why do I even care?"
Perhaps David Lynch is an artist. Some people praise human feces spread on a canvas as brilliant art. The best thing about that kind of art is that you can spend 2 seconds, 2 minutes, or 2 hours looking at it, deciding for yourself. Unfortunately, David Lynch gives you no such choice. Film is the wrong canvas for this type feces, since I just spent 2 hours (or whatever) of my life watching something that could've been delivered in a *maximum* of 20 minutes.
Brilliant!