NOT another David Lynch ballwasher

Rating: 5/10 (23 October 2018)

If you're into poorly timed and delivered lines and spending almost the entire 2.5 hrs trying to discern which timeline the writer/director intends for you to be thinking about for each scene, thereby missing the few good performances this film holds, you might be a David Lynch ballwasher.
Think of it another way: even a huge fan of this movie felt it necessary to write a 3,000 word review/spoiler here to try to explain what Lynch spent $15 million, a cast of 77 and 147 minutes making a mess of... your time would be better spent doing mushrooms.