Tylenol should not be needed after a movie

Rating: 1/10 (11 April 2002)

What a pile of pretentious bull. This movie made no freaking sense whatsoever. Before making the comment that I am just some yokel who wants to see Tom Green give elephants pleasure (which I did find funny) realize that I own a copy of Memento on DVD which was a much better plot and a much more interesting concept and I also own The Cell which is much more visually appealing that this pantload. The only solice that I take from this movie is that it was an aborted TV pilot so I now do not have to worry about flipping the channels and seeing any of this pile of garbage. I have what people like to call an open mind toward movies as I established with Freddy Got Fingered and Memento, but this was just two and a half hours of my life that I want back and I waste my life.