The Vampire Movie

Rating: Null/10 (30 March 2004)

(spoilers)This movie sucked some of my soul out. It stole three and a half hours of my life which I'll never see again. So many people seem to think 'confusing' and 'profound' are the same thing. If the movie doesn't make sense on a grand scale, it must be great! And I'm not sure how many men rate this highly just because of the lesbian love scene between the two actresses. By the time I got to the theatre scene where the mexican chick was singing in a high pitched, grating voice, I was thoroughly disgusted with this film. Lynch seems to think that making mobious strip films is high art. I like movies that make me think-but this one didn't. The only thing I was thinking at the end was that this film was purely wrong, and should be banned before it causes brain damage.