David lynch i hate you

Rating: 1/10 (9 March 2003)

I note that a user comment said we haven't seen anything like this since lost highway, i hated that film and i hate this pretentious self indulgent "MASTERWORK" even more, if we all want to play pseudo intellectuals then lets pretend we understand this incoherent jumble of afterthoughts put together and called a movie, on the other hand lets be honest and say it makes no sense and becomes annoyingly tedious,films are intriguing when there is a mystery to solve, a clue to find, a story to understand, even a lesson to learn, however i just knew lynch had done it again , a film with no apparent narrative, no real mystery just confusion with some sex thrown in, which certainly isn't enough to make it worthwhile on any level,this film deserves several earthy expletives to somehow express how trite and self indulgent it is but im not going to waste good swearwords on this junk. I have waited nine years to watch this movie for the second time, i thought i would give it another try just to see if i was missing something, i mean all those people who love this movie cant all be wrong, so i watched it and even knowing more info about this film to help me see the genius of it all..... its still laughable to call it anything other than crap.My favorite film is blade runner i love it and i am biased in my opinion of it, some people think it is junk, they say so and are entitled to think so, what they don't say is it makes no sense and has no narrative there are not whole discussion groups coming up with explanation and theories of what the film is about, finer points might be discussed but generally it makes enough sense for most people not to be irritated.Mulholland drive has multiple theories from every angle trying to put meaning to the movie, it can mean so many things and that is its brilliance, NO IT IS NOT, ITS GENIUS IS IT IS NONSENSICAL SO MAKE UP WHATEVER YOU LIKE AND FEEL SMUG BECAUSE YOU "GET IT" as so many have said it really is a case of the emporors new clothes.