Lesbian sex, a blue box, and murderous old people.

Rating: 1/10 (17 December 2005)

Forgive me if I put a damper on all of your enthusiasm, but I find this movie extremely disturbing. "The worst movie ever made" would be a generous title, at best. It's as though Lynch filmed three different movies, accidentally set fire to each of the reels, spliced the remnants of the inferno together, found a producer, and stuck the piece of crap on a DVD for all to hate. I would rather rub raw meat on my eyes have rats chew off my eyelids and hot wax poured into my eyeballs than ever watch this filth again. The first thing i thought of when the movie was finished was that i wasted 2.5 hours of my life that i will never ever be able to redeem. David Lynch missed the memo on what constitutes a good film. Last time i checked music, dialogue, and - god forbid - plot were relatively crucial ingredients to a story worth more than a slit wrist.