Nobody can or will make any sense of this

Rating: 1/10 (6 April 2002)

Slow, boring, nobody can or will make any sense of this, and quickly and properly forgotten. I'm tired of directors trying to be artistic while just producing crap. The more confusing a plot is, the less it connects with itself, does not improve the quality of a movie. Film noir is for those who like mental masturbation. Real people should stick to reality.