Pretentious Crap

Rating: Null/10 (19 May 2002)

David Lynch is to film what Jackson Pollack was to canvas... a pretender to art. There are a lot of people willing to pretend with him, willing to pretend they "get it" trying to put on their art film masks, but at the end of the day, it is all technique and no composition, and therefore, not art. It is colorful and somewhat interesting in spots, but reason permits only one conclusion: Nonsense.
Skip the movie and go straight to the coffee house for the afterfilm ritual. Contrive your comments fearlessly as the conversation progresses. You will make as much sense as those who have seen the movie.