I will write a better movie than this, and I'm a nobody

Rating: 1/10 (27 April 2007)

I made it through maybe one half of an episode of Twin Peaks, never heard of David Lynch until I started reading some of the comments from lots of pretentious snobs who analyze this movie. "Unconscious expression"..."Somehow victimized"..."In a sense"..."Seemingly random". I think the only people who enjoyed this are the same snobs who go to wine tasting parties, and "teach" each other how to sniff a glass of wine, and swirl it, and then stare at the wine, and talk snobbily to each other about the aroma and body of a certain year, and how the wine awakens the spirit and blah blah blah, and Oh! isn't that a lovely painting on the wall over there it looks like the artist was trying to randomize the pointless expressionism and searching his inner childlike quantitative randomness of the pointlessness of blah blah blah. This movie was total garbage, period. I can write a better movie, I will, and then I'll come back here and gloat, like all the snobby wine tasters in the world.