More unwatchable waste from Lynch

Rating: 1/10 (15 December 2004)

Someone lost a bet or owed a lot of money to be in this film or finance it. I can't imagine the dosage required to enjoy any part of it. The acting is forced and the lines poorly written by director Lynch. It appears to be a mocking of Quentin Tarantino's phenomenal Pulp Fiction as though an adolescent boy was asked to produce a derivative work. The best part of the movie is Ann Miller doing a great imitation of Ruth Gordon. This movie may generate endless discussions of what it all means, but the answer is 'your money in someone's pocket'. Another highlight is 15 seconds of coffee pouring by Missy Crider whose familiarity no doubt is a result of a couple of appearances on CSI. Like a moth drawn to a flame, I keep coming back to see if Lynch can actually write or direct, but I see no signs.