Emperor's new clothes?

Rating: Null/10 (11 December 2002)

I don't mind films told out of order- 'Memento' knocked my socks off. But some films seem willfully confusing. What was Captain Ramius up to in THFRO? Why did the stamped bible matter in Mission: Impossible?
I felt the same about this film- it's as if someone's cut up a TV pilot and let the pieces fall at random onto a pasteboard. Then found other parts from other films and put those in too. And worked Darth Maul in too. That bit really didn't help me understand it all.
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As far as I can tell, this is the plot:
A limo crashes. A girl arrives, and wants to be an actor. She is Canadian. They fall in love. A man vacuuming is shot. Darth Maul appears. Turns out they aren't in love Is one of them dead?
I haven't felt so confused since they moved the exit in the library! That was a story. As I've hoped to impress upon you, this isn't.
Good things-
It's funny. There's a great redneck character. It looks like Twin Peaks, only a bit darker. Makes you jump- a good date movie! Good for watching on your own too, though not for that reason.
Go back to Cherry pie or men on mowers if you want a good Lynching. Watch this as a curio, as you might watch a dying wasp.