A ridiculous waste of time

Rating: 1/10 (17 June 2002)

For all those in love with pointless films whose only purpose is to give a "critically acclaimed" director the excuse to flip off a $7/head audience, then this is the POS for you.
The only reason others are raving and proclaiming this thing an artistic masterpiece is the nice helping of lesbian sex in this movie. It doesn't add anything to the plot, it is just to keep the viewers mind off the fact that the movie lacks focus, plot or entertainment value. Critics love this because it isn't the standard Hollywood production. I appreciate the allure of a non-conformist film, and this was anything but non-conformist. Movie making is an art form and this director's work parallels those artists who prefer to spread fecal matter on a canvas and call it art. Throwing a couple of pretty actresses into bed together is the cheapest "gimme" Hollywood has to offer and this director uses the trick twice.
Do yourself a favor and only watch this under the influence of something.