Wow, really clever - can I do it too? Pretty please???

Rating: 1/10 (3 February 2007)

Wow, great idea. I think I'll go and make a movie that seems like it's going somewhere, only to get more and more random and unintelligible. Then I'll just tell the audience to draw their own conclusions while I rake in the cash.
I loved the beginning, especially the fact that I only knew a couple of actors playing small roles. More films need to do this; how can you take a film seriously when a leading character has just been larking around in a slapstick comedy for example.
My enjoyment of the movie carried on through to the moment when Camilla opened the blue box. Then it got a lot more random and I quickly realised that the film was going nowhere. I tried to justify spending money on the DVD by convincing myself it's a thinking mans film but it just wouldn't sink in.
The only way I can comfort myself after watching this film is to believe that David Lynch has secretly took the mickey out of everyone by pretending it means something.
Now that really would be clever...