Pretentious and amateurish

Rating: 1/10 (14 September 2003)

This movie cannot be on the Top 250. The camera angles are from '50's television, the sets look as if they were just painted by the high school thespians, the pace is slow and uneven, the dialog is pretentiously portentous and melodramatic to the point of laughter, and the sex in it is so strange and awkward as to make one think the writer/director is titillating himself. In short... awful. I've never understood Hollywood's utter fascination with David Lynch. AMATEURISH at best.