Two hours of nonsense.

Rating: Null/10 (17 December 2003)

Let's get something straight here. This movie is awful. David Lynch has made three brilliant films in his career: 1) Eraserhead, 2) Blue Velvet, 3) Wild at Heart. The rest of his films are nonsensical, ego-stroking trash.

I'm not gonna lie - this film kept my interest throughout. But the only reason for that was the sexy relationship between Naomi Watts and Laura Harring.
I'm just after reading a number of the reviews on this film, and I'm utterly amazed that people react to it the way they do. Newsflash, folks: Just because David Lynch is quirky and tries to be "groundbreaking" and "original", that doesn't mean there's any artistic merit attached to his work. If David Lynch filmed himself on the toilet for two hours, I'm sure most of you people would call it art and claim that it's brilliant. Give me a freaking break.