Wake up!

Rating: Null/10 (6 May 2002)

Dear Brain Dead:
How can a movie that makes no sense be so good? Well, it can't my fellow idiots. I watched Mulholland Drive through and through and, like everyone else, made neither hide nor hair of it. Ooooh, David Lynch is such an out-there filmmaker, it must be really deep and poignant. Such a dark and finely craft piece of work.
Hogwash. A spade is a spade. If you want to call Mulholland Drive a rose, your rose stinks. Period.
All your fawning is just a lame-o attempt to reinforce your thinly-drawn egos.