Thoughtless, insignificant tripe. 18 vignettes in search of a movie.

Rating: Null/10 (19 October 2001)

What the hell was going through his mind? If you really want to know, watch this film... The world's shortest book might be titled, "Thoughts I have had that I have not put into a scene in Mullholland Drive" by David Lynch.
Had we had any sense, we would have left along with the others after the first 20 minutes of artless, unpaced, directionless meanderings of characters that you not only grew to care less and less about as the movie progressed, but whose grounding in any sense of reality was glaringly absent.
Don't waste your time. We'll tell you how it ends:
1. The creature behind the diner represents the Evil that is the Hollywood filmmaking machine. Does Mr. Lynch bear grudges? See the evil creature lying dead in various scenes through out the movie. Hear the screams that are SILENCIO, SILENCIO. Feel the breeze as your fellow movie patrons rush out the door past you...
2. Rita is Camilla.
3. Betty is Diane.
4. The killer kills four.
5. There is no further reference to the black book, so if you are unfortuante enough to have a date who refuses to leave, this would be a good time to get popcorn.
So there you have it.
SILENCIO, SILENCIO...