What the ****??

Rating: 1/10 (12 September 2003)

This is the only film I've ever seen that I watched all the way through and had no idea what it was about. If there's any semblance of organization within it, it was beyond me. There's *nobody* well known in it, probably because they couldn't get anyone famous to even read for it. I can't say much more because I don't understand it enough to even make comment on it. I thought "A Clockwork Orange" broke the record for weirdness; I think the writers of "Mulholland Dr." were just trying to break that record and make something that was weirder. And if they were trying for that, they definitely achieved that...but "A Clockwork Orange" makes sense and is beautifully written, despite the porn. The *only* thing that I didn't say "what the ****?" to in "Mulholland Dr." was the nasty car crash at the beginning. I hope none of the old actors in the Motion Picture Retirement Home (which happens to be located on the same road) didn't jump out of their wheelchairs in shock!