This move=poster child for say no to drugs

Rating: 3/10 (15 May 2003)

I may have a SPOILER in here, so I'll warn before hand. David Lynch must have been on some good stuff to have written this. It seems to me like something that someone on acid started writing and then handed it to the drunk to add a scene or two...and so on. I feel that I am a fairly intelligent person, I am a college student with a 3.57 GPA, but after watching this movie I still had no idea what it was about. I got my Bettys and my Dianes and my Ritas and my Camillas all confused. I have no idea what the two guys at the restaurant have to do with the movie or what the deal was with the two elderly people from the airport. For a second I thought I had it figured out. I thought that Rita (or so she's called) had amnesia, but she was really Camilla Rhodes an actress for whom Diane was in love with. Diane came into the picture posing as Betty because she wanted Camilla to love her and not the movie director...but, then why didn't Coco and the neighbor lady recognize Betty as Diane, if Coco was the director's mother. And who was the Cowboy or the dude who shot the other guy and the woman by accident and the janitor (which was the most entertaining scene of the movie, and that includes the lesbian scenes). Who was the other Camilla Rhodes and the crippled mob guy with the goofy head...Not one darn thing made sense in this film. This movie is a lot like a music video from the band Tool (if you are familiar with that) in that a lot of stuff is going on and you don't know if it actually has a meaning or if someone just said 'it would be cool if we put that in there.' However Tool videos are slighty more entertaining than this movie...I gave it a 2 out of 10. This movie would probably be cool if you were doped up on mushrooms but I'm not that kind of person.