Lynch owes me 2 hrs and 3.50

Rating: Null/10 (1 June 2002)

Remember when you were a kid and you read 'The Lady and the Tiger'? If you were one of those people who really loved the ambiguity of that work, and would like to see it magnified by the power of 10, padded to 2 hrs, and sucking money out of your wallet--then by all means this is the film for you. If, on the other hand, you're a rational human being, avoid this steaming turd of a film. David Lynch may be a great director, a stunning visionary and a great artist, but he might also be a crackpot with a burning need for someone to tell him "ENOUGH!" once in a while