2 and half hours of my life I will never get back

Rating: 1/10 (14 April 2020)

After seeing this movie title on a few top 10 lists, I decided to force myself to watch this movie from beginning to end. I am a long distance athlete in both running and cycling but watching this through to the end was really challenging and I think I deserve a medal.
Everything in this movie is slow, extremely slow. Some will describe it as being suspensefull but no, its just slow. From the beginning where the car is driving down Mulholland drive, barely going forward, all the way through to the end.
The best part of the movie is the end (or should I rather call it the finish line) as that is the point where the suffering is over.
To describe this movie - a very slow movie where all the females are lesbians, featuring a miniature grandma and grandpa who scares a lesbian into committing suicide as well as a sighting of the lesser seen Yeti in a dodgy alley.