Cannes-The kiss of death *SPOILERS*

Rating: Null/10 (30 June 2002)

Wow. This is the worst movie since Ishtar. So much time invested, so little payback. Glaciers move faster than this thing. I guess this is what to expect from the man who gave us the freaky midgets of "Twin Peaks." It's so bad I hardly know where to begin. Is the entire first two eons of the film a dream sequence? Who is the the creepy homeless guy? Miniature old people? How does Betty see her own dead body? What about all that cash? The cowboy? I could go on, but I have to go throw up.