Ed Wood with a Budget

Rating: 1/10 (27 April 2002)

This is the worst movie I have seen in a decade. I tend to like so-called "art films" and don't have any need for all of the loose ends in a movie to be neatly tied up. This movie has more loose ends than Davy Crockett's jacket.
I have to admit it was creative, but so were the words of my college roommate when he was tripping on LSD. He too, was creative, but he was neither lucid or entertaining. I still don't know what this movie (or the LSD trip) was about.
The direction was horrible. It looks like the experimentation of a sophomore film student in college. The script makes no sense. The acting, except for Naomi Watts, is horrid.
I wasn't a fan of David Lynch before this movie. Now, I am all but certain I will never waste time with a David Lynch movie again. That turkey of a writer/director owes me two hours of my life.