A Fine Dining Experience Guaranteed to Leave You Satisfied

Rating: 10/10 (26 October 2001)

Of all the cr*p and bulls**t that has been released over the past year, I walked out of the theatre feeling satisfied. Completely satisfied. Like I had just finished an exquisitely-prepared meal and I had reached the state of perfection where I have not overeaten, I was not still yearning for further consumables, and the evening ahead of me was cool and full of magic. And I didn't even have a date. I went with family members.
David Lynch is my favorite director. I have never, ever been disappointed with anything he has produced. Can you really say the same about other directors (Bruckheimer, the latest Batman travesties, Reiner, etc etc and so forth). Everything was in place, everything was on par - the acting talent of the cast, the imagery of the environments and scenery, the music and audio background, the shooting angles of the cameras, the plot twists and turns, the colors used, the openings for further potential and further dreaming. What does Lynch do differently? How can he do so much better what virtually every single other director out there is screwing up?
No spoilers here. Go see it. If I said anything revealing about this plot,.... oh wait, this page already has a wealth of spoilers on it. By the time you get to this comment, you will have your own preset notion of what the movie is about anyway.
BUT! No spoiler can convey to you what this movie is. NONE. The spoilers above, those individuals cannot feel truly satisfied with what they've given for you to consider as true - they haven't revealed even half of what this movie is. Just go see it.
See you in the corrale.