Listen You Puerile Dilettants!

Rating: 2/10 (15 December 2006)

Who killed Laura Palmer? Oh, what a mystery.
Trying to figure out whodunnit, who's who, what happened before and what happened after, who the mystery man is...looking for clues...watching a film frame by frame...constructing elaborate theories just to explain a basic plot.
These are infantile, teenage hipster pursuits, not real intellectual activities. Don't try to pawn off your little obsessions as artistic endeavors.
There are some great films out there that don't need to become completely incoherent just to stir up interest...David Lynch even made one of them (Blue Velvet) long ago. Find them and watch them instead of wasting your time with these pretentious stunts that amount to nothing more than a pretty-looking, hip game of Clue.