Three Words: Worst Movie Ever!

Rating: 1/10 (11 April 2002)

Some of you who are reading these user comments may have read that this movie can be compared to Memento. That is simply not correct. Memento is a great film that should have won Academy Awards for screenplay and best picture this year. This movie is a complete pile of horse dung! It has absolutely no point to it and it left me with a headache trying to figure out a possible point.
There are numerous subplots that are never elaborated on. Example: the cowboy, what was his deal? I wouldn't know because he was in and out with no conclusion to his story. The homeless person comes into the movie all of the sudden and than again towards the end with the mysterious blue box but yet just when I thought that would open up my eyes to some hidden, brilliant meaning that I was simply missing, it went nowhere. One more example, who were the two guys that forced the director to pick Camilla as the actress. Why did they want Camilla? Oh, that's right, they never say why. Why should they? The movie never says why it does anything. I rented it knowing that I would hate it. I have always hated David Lynch movies. Blue Velvet and Lost Highway were also horse shit, but they were friggin masterpieces compared to this!
Now I like intellectual movies. My favorite movie isn't Major League Back to the Minors or anything, but this movie makes no goddamn sense.