Um... what?

Rating: 1/10 (18 August 2006)

As hard as I tried to understand this movie, I just couldn't make out exactly what the plot was. Nor did I comprehend why 3/4 of the way through the movie, the main characters switched names. There is basically no explanation of what is going on, and I'm sure anybody would be confused throughout the whole movie. There are many characters introduced that have absolutely nothing to do with the plot. (And again, with no explanation) Even when I read a summary of the movie & comments, I still didn't understand what happened. The writer MUST have been on something while thinking up this movie.
I have to write 10 lines minimum, but there just isn't 10 lines to say about this movie. There are a couple of nude scenes, but they aren't worth sitting through over 2 hours of no action, no plot, and complete confusion the whole time. Essentially, there is no real ending since the characters switch names (Yes I already said that, but remember I have to write 10 lines) about 3/4 into it. So your questions about the movie never get answered. Such as, who was the woman who had amnesia? Why were people out to kill her? What was the blue box? What's the point of the cowboy?
If anybody says they understand this movie, they're lying!