Pretentious, innane drivel

Rating: Null/10 (3 August 2002)

Do not be talked into seeing this worthless hunk of dog vomit by some self-rightious movie scholar wanna-be.
Other than one or two decent lesbian nude scenes, this "film" has absolutely nothing to offer.
I've seen infomertials for cleaning products that have been more compelling than this mindless crap, and farts with better plot lines.
Many second-rate hack reviewers will compare this film to a dream. That's true. But it's one of those dreams where after you wake up you think to yourself "what the f--- was that all about?"
If you want a solid movie that follows a non-linear plane, rent "Jacob's Ladder" or "Slaughterhouse 5."
If you want to spend the next week p***ed off, but briefly attracted to the two female leads, rent "Mulholland Drive."