very good.........if you like movies that annoy/bore the living sh*t out of you

Rating: 1/10 (12 January 2012)

OH MY GOD I started to watch this because I saw all the outstanding reviews about it, anyone who likes this film is a moron. To say the acting and directing was terrible is an understatement. The acting was so bad it was like they were deliberately over-acting to over-compensate.
It doesn't make any sense. And that is not because I am to stupid to understand the plot, there is no plot, it is just pretentious drivel, seriously. Back to the 'acting', I think they just grabbed people off the street because any serious actor could not be expecting to continue following their career path after appearing in this movie. It was like watching a cheesy 70's crime thriller, but worse.
I have to say I didn't watch the whole thing, couldn't is more accurate, aside from the fact that i will NEVER get that hour of my life back, it was infuriating! It made me want to claw my own eyes out. It made my boyfriend feel ill watching it. Well done David Lynch it was certainly a mind f**k if that was the intention, it messes with your head because you can't decide if the acting and plot is that bad on purpose and just when you think it can't get any worse....it does.
(Spoiler alert!!)
Oh yeah, the bit where the guy goes mad and starts shooting people and then shoots the fat woman through the wall is possibly the only bit of the film that was slightly entertaining. That was quite funny.