You're kidding yourself if you think this is a masterpiece

Rating: 1/10 (22 July 2002)

This is the first time when I've actually been MAD for wasting 2.5 hours of my life watching a movie. Everyone says that it's a great symbolic masterpiece about Hollywood, but there's nothing to it, even many of the films admirers don't know what it means. People who say that it's wonderful are English and Theater majors who are looking for some deep meaning and looking too much into the text when there's really nothing there. I love intellectual movies but this doesn't qualify, it's just something from Lynch's mind that he may understand, but because no one else can critics assume that there must be some great meaning even though many viewers are left confused about what it is. This is not intellectual, it's just confusing, ridiculous, garbage. It's the ONLY movie that I have ever seen that I can honestly say nothing positive about. Don't waste your time.
Yep, five years later, this is still the one movie that I can say is the worst thing ever. Postmodern crap.