Pretty crappy

Rating: 1/10 (7 May 2009)

This movie is useless. The acting is soap-opera-ish and flat. In the DVD there's an interview with David Lynch in which he goes on and on about how this movie is about ideas -- well, duh! Every movie is based on ideas. It's all about weaving these ideas together, in which Lynch failed miserably. The storyline is pathetically disjointed and it seems like Lynch hasn't got much to say. So yeah, it's not enough to have ideas for a movie, they should be good ideas as well.
When watching this thing, you have some hope that maybe something will happen and everything will make sense. But when it ends you realise that you've just spent more than 2 hours of your life on a fluffy, meaningless piece of audiovisual screensaver.
You might as well watch some porn film. It seems like Lynch used the whole film as an excuse for putting Watts and Harring in the same bed.