2 1/2 hours of nonsense

Rating: 2/10 (30 April 2002)

I hate myself for wasting 2 1/2 hours of my life watching this film. Forget the fact that the acting was horrible and that the pacing of the film made it unbearably boring. What really irks me is that this film makes no sense! Proponents of David Lynch films remind me of the king's subjects in "The Emperor's New Clothes." I am convinced that they don't understand his films either; however, they are too ashamed to admit it. The rest of us can proudly say, without fear of being called shallow, "What the hell was that that I just saw?"