Piece of crap

Rating: 1/10 (11 April 2002)

The worst film of the year is also the most pretentious pile of nonsensical crap I have seen in a very long time. People who adore this film only do so in a vain attempt to be cool and because they like to believe they are "above" other film-goers who believe in such mundane film concepts such as character/plot development. Don't be fooled, Lynch has no idea what he's doing and resorts to inserting cheap emotions (such as the admittedly hot lesbian sex scene) in place of real feelings. If you want to taste a sample of real cinema from last year, try "Ghost World" or "Waking Life" instead.