Lemme break this on down.

Rating: Null/10 (23 October 2002)

The key to understanding this movie is simple: Completely sell out any dignity you may have, and lie. Put on your black framed glasses and head on down to the coffey shop. When you get there, tell everyone that Mulholland Drive was simply ________________!!!
Some Suggestions to fill in the above blank.
1. Divine 2. Superb 3. Intoxicating 4. Beautiful
Other comments to use:
I felt it was a poignant journey into the mind of a despondent young women trying to cope with the newfound terror she experiences at the prospect of not living her dreams.
Basically the idea here, is to create the illusion that you understand, and make it so believable that the next guy, who doesn't understand either, won't have the nads to ask you to explain it. You just have to make everyone else feel really stupid for not knowing, then you can all play the game together.
Me....I'm stupid, and proud to admit it. So I'm going to burn my Copy of this piece, and go rent "Revenge of the Nerds."
If anyone happens to run into Lynch, ask him to explain this movie.
Chances are he'll be too busy nailing a model in a pile of money to answer you.