A seriously bad movie

Rating: 3/10 (10 March 2002)

The movie has no plot to speak of. It's a collage of scenes strung together with the idea that the more confusing it is, the more people will think it's deep. It's not--it's mostly just silly, shop-worn and entirely lacking in originality; it was old by the time Lynch tried this stuff in the abominable Eraserhead in 1977. Other than a fine performance by Naomi Watts--totally wasted here--this movie is not worth the 2 hours and 25 minutes out of your life it will take to watch it. David Lynch hasn't directed movie worth watching since Elephant Man in 1980. Maybe it's about time he hangs it up.