What???

Rating: 2/10 (18 March 2006)

If you aren't into surreal and enjoy a story, don't watch this one. I have no idea what it is about. All I can surmise is that it is a director's fantasy. It is a fantasy about what this film director would love to do to his actresses and also what this director would love to see. It's a film for David Lynch by David Lynch. The one redeeming quality is Naomi Watts' performance. Otherwise, "What The H....E.....double hockey sticks?" My film viewing time is too precious to be spent on this. I feel, as when I am waiting in a supermarket check out line, that I now know far too much about David Lynch. Other good things, good choice of setting in some scenes, but the slow pan and scan on doorways, mugs, and furniture are just too much. The key? Some personal meaning that only Lynch can understand.