Well, it started off well.

Rating: 1/10 (13 September 2006)

Oh, come on, David Bloody Lynch. It's not enough just to be quirky and enigmatic in your films. They have to make a little bit of sense to the audience. Just a little, OK?
This one started off very confusingly and I was thinking that as time progressed the pieces would all fit together. That was a foolish thought, as it turned out. The pieces didn't so much fit together as disintegrate.
So perhaps David was trying to tell me that I shouldn't make such assumptions, that things don't always fit together. Well congratulations, pal, you've made your point. Problem is, I already knew that. Everyone knows that. But when I watch a film, I want to be entertained. With this one I gave up after an hour and started reading a book.