You 've GOT to be kidding

Rating: Null/10 (7 October 2003)

I really couldn't stand to read all the good reviews this one had, and neither could believe that this tedious, disgusting and gruesome movie made up to an 8,0!!!!
I don't want to insult anybody with this, but...¿what the hell is on your mind people??? ¿Do you really like movies where there's no sense at all, no story, no script? Sure the cast is good, and the acting and the scenes are well done....but ¿hello? ¿Story? ¿Any bit of logic out there???
I was as puzzled as the day I happened to watch Lost Highway. I blamed myself back then, 'cause I really disliked that movie as much as i disliked this. But everybody seem to enjoyed it, so I thought that I was the wrong one. But after watching Mullholland Dr., I understood that the problem wasn't me (I really tried hard to enjoy it). The problem is David Lynch, a director who won't make movies, but long video clips. That's all that this movie is; So, he could make them more shortly, and warn the audiences that they won't be watching a movie, so better not pay that much of attention, there won't be any way of understanding it at all.
I keep thinking that all the people that use to give good reviews to this kind of movie really don't get the movie, and don't have a good time with it, but they think that it's cool and groovy to say that they liked it. Nevertheless, I can't comprehend how this horrible film made up to that rating. If things like this start to happen, then soon we will be flooded with bad movies that no one will understand. It's a real shame!