I tried, TRIED hard to like Lynch

Rating: 1/10 (1 September 2010)

This is why David Lynch absolutely sucks (I'll never understand how he is popular): And anyone who has tried to tell me different is no bigger of a movie buff than I, so it's a game of pretentious outlook and it's been handed down from generation to generation of Dbag Lynch lovers. Every Lynch film feels sooo B movie because of it's lack of intriguing characters and close to terrible dialogue. The acting is always bad as well even if it is Naomi Watts because they aren't given anything to work with besides abstract junk garbage. The stories are always so uninteresting and unthoughtful and ridiculously abstract that they are almost not worth thinking about or even watching all the way through (they lead to nothing, not even good structured thought), trust me I've tried and tried.
At the end of each of his movies, there is no longing to figure anything out because it's so frustratingly bland and mindlessly abstract. While I don't necessarily like directors like Tarentino or Woody Allen, I can at least see the appeal and understand how they have become popular.
People don't understand it (because there is nothing to understand and don't let Lynch lovers tell you there is), but Love the hype of Lynch..... I call it the Inception Affect or simply the Lynch Affect.