This can't be art.

Rating: 1/10 (9 April 2002)

Not since "L' Avventura" have my wife and I seen such pretentious baloney masquerading as art.
Where is "Spellbound" when we need it.
Heck, halfway through the film I was wishing for "Bud and Lou Meet the Niece of Frankenstein."
We're not supposed to give away plot elements in the reviews here at the IMDB. Director David Lynch must have agreed to that premise before he shot the film.
By the way I will firmly resist making any puns on the director's last name though dozens of appropriate ones come trippingly to the tongue.