In the words of Pr. Farnsworth: Whaaa?

Rating: 1/10 (16 February 2011)

Why does everybody love this movie? Throughout the movie, I kept hitting myself over the head, thinking "this is so ridiculous". Weird storyline, too many plot holes, random events leading to nowhere, and bad acting.
However, when the deus ex machina of the movie came in, I thought I understood, I thought there was finally an explanation. But no! Things just got weirder. No explanation whatsoever for anything that had happened all throughout the movie.
Most characters where actually useless. Let's take the cowboy for example. "Do right, and you'll see me again one more time. Do wrong and you'll see me again twice." were his words. However, Did the movie director wind up seeing him again? No. So, where does that lead us?
I am not a conservative person and don't mind sexuality and nudity in films. However, the lesbian sex scenes in this movie were pointless. They were there just so this movie would contain nudity.
So, all in all, why was this movie titled the best movie of the decade? If anybody has an answer for that, please tell me.