Poorly edited ABC movie of the week

Rating: 1/10 (7 August 2007)

My title is not hyperbole. This movie started out as a made-for-TV production. Only later did Lynch try to beat it into a feature film. It shows.
The result we see here is (like many other Lynch "masterpieces") just a lousy Hollywood production that fools people into thinking they're smart if they get it. Hence the popularity amongst people who need the ego stroking. Friends, there's nothing exceptionally intellectual about this film other than the fact that if you can sit through the whole thing without puking into your popcorn you must have good mind control over your esophageal passage.
Hey, if you know what "esophageal" means, then WOW you're really smart! You're really cool! Don't you feel wonderful about yourself and about my review which made you feel so wonderful about yourself? Lol. Lynch is just another hack who caters to the bourgeoisie of the intellectuals. (What? You know what "bourgeoisie" means also? WOW You're ssssssmarrtttt!) Now go write a 10 page report about how great Lynch is.