The end of the movie is NOT nigh

Rating: 1/10 (20 June 2017)

I watched this movie, because a friend said he watched it and liked it. I watched the trailer and was very skeptical, but still decided to give it a chance. After the movie started, my concerns were deepened when I realized this is a European movie and also a co-production. At that point I knew I had stepped on the doodoo train, but the door had already closed. I endured the whole 2 hours and 35 minutes heroically, but I admit I was checking the clock every five minutes and was making calculations when the torture will end. The only good thing about this movie was Diane Kruger and that's because I find her attractive and want to have sex with her. This also seemed to be the main hero's motivation to live for half the movie. The other half he spent his time with some other women, who seemed too boring. Honestly speaking, this movie is a pretentious mess of half-digested metaphysical concepts, substandard sci-fi elements, horny teenage problems and producers with too much money. The irony of this movie is that at one point the main character says: "most of the time nothing happened, like a french movie". The same applies here. People move around, talk something and yet nothing really happens. Complete nonsense. The movie is utterly devoid and sterilized of any message. Avoid this movie at any cost, unless you want to get really depressed.