Head Expanding...Eye PoppingMigrane Inducing

Rating: 6/10 (12 August 2014)

It's just too bad, or it's just to bad, or it's just 2 bad or...It's a Matter of Choice You See. Like Flipping a Coin...Heads You go this way...Tails You go that way. Or Perhaps if the Coin Lands on its Edge, Everything will Cease to Exist, or You can Read Minds, or...Oh Forget it.
That's the Kind of Feeling this Film Evokes. A Sort of Head Stretching, Headache of a Story that has its Many Dimensions Wrapped in such a Good Looking Package it is a Shame to Open it Up because that would Destroy the Beautiful Paper and Ribbon.
But of Course You Must Open the Package, because if You don't, what's the Point? Exactly. There is No Point Except in case You haven't heard, there's this Thing Called String Theory and if You haven't heard of it, You're Probably Better Off because it Makes Little Sense. Kinda Like this Movie.
But that's OK, but Maybe Not. Because it is Awful Long. But Wait, the Minutes of the Running Time Differ Depending on Where You Look. There is the 138 Min. Version...the 141 Min. Version...and the 157 Min. Version. Could be You Smell a Rat, or Maybe a Stinky Movie or a Director who can't Make Up His Mind. You Know Choices.
Look, this Film is All Look. It Looks Great and it is Quite a Disappointment that All of that Imagination and Artistry were Incorporated in such a Long and Weepy Story. People Cry A Lot. Way too Much. In Fact the Film is Way too Much on just about Every Level. An Overkill of Emotion and Complexity that Results in an Overload or some Might Say, just a Load of...