Oh god, oh god when does it END......

Rating: 1/10 (16 July 2014)

7.9 ? Are you serious?
Right, giving it 1/10 to try and drag it back down into sanity.
Real vote probably ... maybe 3/10, for:
* It's really pretty
* It's quite funny in a few places
* Rhys Ifans
Now for the rest -
This film is TWO HOURS AND TWENTY MINUTES - two hours and THIRTY MINUTES for the extended version that we were stupid enough to watch - of pretty, occasionally funny, very repetitive, completely shallow, vacuous and valueless BALDERDASH. With Rhys Ifans in it every now and again.
On about the 9th day of continuous watching, during the 415'th love-scene (or was it the 514'th... I forget) where the hero must prove his eternal love for this woman yet again or some such desperate crap, my partner and I realised we had been well and truly had.
This epic Ship Of Fail, this marvel of 'We Forgot To Write It First'ness, has:
* No story
* No moral
* No ending
* No great big reveal
* No thinking beyond the depth of early high-school 'philosophy'
* No ending
* Nothing at all to say, really
* Did we mention it never ends? EVER?
"Mr. Nobody" is a pretentious w*nkfest and 2 1/2 hours of your life better spent elsewhere.
I believe the category for this type of film is: "Vithually Thtunning"