Divorce It Fast.

Rating: 3/10 (25 June 2015)

Mr. and Mrs. Smith (2005): Dir: Doug Liman / Cast: Brad Pitt Angelina Jolie, Vince Vaughn, Adam Brody, Kerry Washington: Can a film be anymore in-your-face celebrity couple than this tripe? Doug Liman's action film regards ordinary people hiding extraordinary secrets. If they are involved in a film this stupid then secrets are understandable. Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie play John and Jane Smith whose marriage hides the fact that they are both agents. Setup is rushed with their meeting and marriage because the whole point of the movie is to get them to the action and where they beat the sh*t out of each other. Best aspect regards their discovering the secret and baiting each other with extreme tension but this eventually becomes an excuse for mindless violence and complete idiocy. Third act is all action and destruction with great slow motion shots by Liman who previously made a much better film called Go. Pitt and Jolie create the kind of relationship that would have Dr. Phil running for the hills. Their relationship is sidetracked with the action. Vince Vaughn as Pitt's contact living with his mother could have been much more than it was. Adam Brody also makes an appearance as if it matters. Kerry Washington makes an appearance because having one hot chick in this film is not enough. The film exists for action and sex and whatever else can destroy a home. Score: 3 / 10