Interesting way to spend a marriage...

Rating: 4/10 (3 October 2005)

I have an idea. I think I'll marry a hit woman unknowingly, drink an alcoholic beverage in every other scene,being a hit man myself, toss away all my wedding vows and forget that I love my wife and have for five (or six) years as I try to shoot her in the face, and end up loving her again so we can pump a SWAT team full of lead in a shootout at "Kostmart." Maybe along the way, I'll hang out with Vince Vaughn and wonder if my pot roast is poisoned. Then I'll consume more alcohol. Maybe if I'm lucky my character won't be under developed and the plot won't move along too slow. I doubt it though. I really do. At least getting shot numerous times won't kill me, and the wounds will magically heal within thirty seconds and I'll be able to walk around and show the baddies the business end of my gun again.