Stupid, Nonsensical, Idiotic, Plot less, Juvenile, and Borrrrring

Rating: 3/10 (11 June 2005)

What a waste of my time and money it was to see this flic. Absolutely the only - and I mean only - redeeming feature of this film is that it did provide a period of employment for the participants, i.e., carpenters, costumers, drivers, et al. Whatever the actors and director were paid was far too much. Apparently Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie think that they have such great name recognition that they can afford to appear in whatever garbage will give them the biggest paycheck. I hope they're right, because this poor excuse for a movie could be a career-ender. Subtract the explosions, noise and pyrotechnics from this movie and there is nothing left but really stupid dialog between two people who apparently think they're God's gift to the 15-year old set. I hope this movie was made on cellulose film so that it will eventually decay in the can. I'd hate to think Jolie and Pitt would want this crap to be part of their careers' legacy.