..I really don't know what to say..

Rating: 1/10 (6 June 2006)

I really tried to like this movie - thank heavens I saw it free !!! I thought the newspaper-ads were appealing; I didn't see trailers in theaters - the PR was good. I know nothing about Jolie, but can see why Julia Roberts wanted to have her lips pumped.
Pitt has done some good films - "Meet Joe Black" was excellent. I don't think any of the main actors in this movie watched the "dailies", or the money was so good they didn't care, and the editor must have been holding his nose....all very slick and colorful, but was there a story ? Lots of other commentators didn't think so, either. I could have sworn I saw this flick before - was it a re-make ? Someone commented that Jolie had had lots of plastic-surgery - hmmmmm. She certainly looks like the modern girl, but I wouldn't say she's beautiful. I met Pitt face-to-face - very good-looking man. However, it's almost "surgery" time for him if he's going to retain that "pretty-boy" look.
Several people commented it had almost the same plot as "The War of the Roses" - not even close !! To compare "Mr. & Mrs. Smith" to this film is sacrilege. It is my opinion that younger people get so caught-up in "stars'" personal lives from the pulp mags, they convince themselves ALL their films are good, no matter what.
I wish someone had told me this was supposed to be a comedy. I was laughing for all the wrong reasons - stupidity ! I didn't even watch it till the end, and couldn't care less how it ended. Sorry, folk - this is a real stinker on all sides.