Stoopid

Rating: 1/10 (17 February 2006)

This movie is neither entertaining nor enlightening. The story is bad, the script even worse, and the concept is the same as an old Warner Brothers cartoon -- violence for violence sake. It contains so little humor, so little wit, and so little irony, I got the feeling that the film could have been better as a short.
Without the big star names, the film would have died at the box office. It could have starred Bugs Bunny and Yosemite Sam -- two characters that were always at each others throats. At least Bugs and Yosemite were funny. Pitt and Jolie are not.
Rated PG13, this movie is unsuitable for audiences of any age. It has no value for tweens, teens, or adults. It is definitely juvenile, but unsuitable for kids. That is the most irony that you'll find in this film.
My biggest complaint is that these two hit-men shoulda shot me half-way through the movie to put me out of my misery! But, like the concept, they would have missed me on my way out. I quit half-way through. You probably will too.