Complete Garbage

Rating: Null/10 (25 November 2005)

Hollywood is in a bad way, the studios, no matter how hard they try just can't do it anymore. How bad is this film? It's more of a question of how good isn't this film. when the director Liman (what a muppet) complains about using a 'car chase' scene due to budgetary constraints-you know something is a miss, well you do when you consider the budget was $110,000,000 for this trash excuse for entertainment. That's enough cash for about eleven credible independent movies or maybe more. Look at 'crash' it only cost $8 million and it's fantastic (it also utilizes talented actors). Anjelina Jolie can act, but those full lips deem her non convincing for 90% of any roles available. Brad Pitt, he may be attractive, but he cannot act, in fight club he simply gave the Pitt/Cruise (I'm really trying to be convincing by punctuating my words here-performance). Brad Pitt is a terrible actor, in fact my pet goldfish gives more of a performance when darting from castle to castle.
The director Liman is such a retard that he is unable to tell the difference between spies and assassins, the smith's are most definitely not spies (spies, secret service, special forces and the like use tactics in the search for information- they are not hired killers), these guys are clearly hired killers, working for two comic book agencies (insert moral debate about misinforming the youth of America).
Other than the trash that this movie is, do we really need another in bred-studio executive riddled script, no-one understands your sad games and even less people give a damn.
If this is a sign of what is to come and how movies are simply vehicles to fill the pockets of the weak and stupid then Hollywood can take a few steps back and run at full pelt to kiss my ass, but you won't land your lips because your obviously 'not worth it'.
How dare you spend King Kong money on what I find in my toilet bowl every day of the week (exept on Sunday's when I am rudely awakened by the dustman).
I'm off to watch Spy Kids, an entertaining fun movie with talented actors and crew, then I'm off to join the NRA as (The Duke) John Wayne has been resurrected and he's really narked off!