"Happy Endings are for stories that haven't finished yet."

Rating: Null/10 (1 January 2006)

Brad Pitt- great hair. Angelina Jolie- luscious lips.
I can't help thinking how much fun computer game designers had creating their perfect computer generated woman before someone came along and made a movie from the game her universe revolved around. Throw Pitt into the equation as one of those people you can imagine as the chap who decided the internet was all about making money rather than finding the truth to answers that hundreds of hours spent in the library could not offer and systematically phased out an easy option, and you have one hell of a love match.
Personally, I don't think I've ever watched a film with such an absurd story line that has so little to offer members of the public. Never has the song "Express Yourself" meant so much to so few, there's so many "bitch"-es thrown into the dialogue that it makes you wonder if porn is the audiences only redemption. Hell, and I'm only 1hr 25mins and 49 seconds through this movie.