Mish Mash of Movie

Rating: 1/10 (15 August 2006)

After reading many comments on this forum, I came to the conclusion that this movie was an acquired taste, but what I hadn't expected was it to be a boring load of twaddle. It started average and seemed to go downhill from there, & the only reason I stayed with it was to see what the finale might be & what happened to them. I needn't had bothered as the last 30 minutes were complete nonsense, with the Smith's taking on and killing the worst bunch of assassins in the history of film, making Stallone & Arnie completely vulnerable in comparison. And I still didn't find out who they were talking too, as the stupid rubbish just ended.
The plot was incoherent, the acting poor, with Jolie & Pitt particularly poor. I can't say I have ever taken to Angelina Jolie, with her big lips & scrawny body, but here she is terrible, like a petulant child who has had her toys taken away from her, & I was hoping throughout that someone would throttle her.
So anyone wanting to see a movie with plot, good acting, comic moments, excitement, look elsewhere, as you most certainly wont get it here, as this surely is another nail in the coffin for star led movies.