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Rating: 4/10 (29 December 2005)

Look, no one expected this thing to be some kind of epic thriller or Academy nominee, but seriously, what a stupid movie. The plot is so thin you can see right through it to the horrible acting and choppy editing. This thing has been done before so many times and in such better ways. If you want to see Brad and Angelina, you are on the Internet, just download them, don't waste your money here. If you are unfortunate enough to catch this at a friend's house, ask them to put some Christmas batteries in a sock and beat you with it instead of watching this. If they are a true friend, they will.
**SPOILERS**
And by the way, what "agencies" are it that they work for? The 1960's agencies of the "all women/all men" spy agencies that have fold out ovens and secret rooms? And why are they suddenly safe when they kill all the agents in the black suits at the end? If the agents are that easy to kill, don't these "agencies" kinda suck? What was the deal with the explosions in the desert that killed nobody? Why are our two heroes ruthless killers that we are supposed to root for? If they are both so stupid that they didn't know the other was an agent, aren't they just plain stupid? How did they get shot twenty times a person during the end fight, but after they get out of the little barn they never get hit again? Why the Hell was Vince Vaughn even in this movie? Gahhh!!