A Solid Statue of Hollywood cheesiness...

Rating: 4/10 (7 November 2007)

Even though I rated this movie 3 out of 10, it still is a "must rent & see with your friends" type of movie, for it's the proof that only Hollywood has the magical power to combine two good and VERY famous actors, spend millions of dollars and create a colossal ZERO out of it. It has almost all the clichés you can expect from a cheesy action movie, shooters never managing to hit 2 immobile targets, assassins caring about how stylish they look more than staying alive (knowing the fact that they are the main characters and can't be shot), tons of bullets and explosives managing to trigger no adrenaline rush in the audience whatsoever, nothing given new to characters by actors; Brad Pitt is the same tough & humorous vagabond just like his other 10000 movies and Angeline Jolie is the same old Lara Croft. I know it's disrespectful to say so many bad things about someone's work, but hey, give me Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie and just a couple of million dollars and see what "I" can do.