Absurd Movie With Nothing But Bullets & Bombs

Rating: 2/10 (10 June 2005)

The first half-hour of this movie introduces the super beautiful Angelina Jolie and the equally beautiful Brad Pitt. This part of the movie is fun. Then the next one and a half hours is non-stop shooting of about one hundred thousand bullets and fifty thousand explosions of various kinds of bombs and other explosive devices. When Brad and Angelina are not trying to kill each other, many others are trying to kill them. Superman could never survive this continuous onslaught; I leave it to your imagination if Brad and Angelina do or don't. This movie is the movie equivalent of Jay Leno's "Jay Walking." Just brainless. If you like pictures without any semblance of a plot, with absurd dialogue, but with multitudinous special FX, mostly explosions and car collisions, then this is the movie for you. But then it will also be time for you to rethink your life and why you enjoy mindless pictures like this junk, instead of well-written, well-acted movies, that tell a story.