John and Jane Smith are, surprisingly, boring.

Rating: 5/10 (22 June 2005)

With names like that, perhaps we should have seen the blandness coming. Now, don't get me wrong, Angelina and Brad are both pretty cool people, and their characters in the movie are fairly interesting. Brad Pitt plays Brad Pitt and thats OK with me. My real problem is the movie takes its time to really get going and then its over. Like a virgin fumbling through his first sexual experience, the movie is slow to start and all too happy to end all too quickly, and I'm unsatisfied.
The action is here and there, and there are two great pieces that I enjoyed. But after the last one, tick, its pretty much over. No real wrap up. The movie is kind of fun, but I'd recommend waiting for DVD and renting, its only worth the watch once.