Terrible brainless drivel about two expressionless idiots.

Rating: 5/10 (5 September 2005)

I suspect I'm the only one who found this movie unintentionally offensive due to the nature of it's two stars and certain off-set antics between them leading to the demise of Mr Pitt's relationship with a certain Ms. Aniston. That Pitt's first movie since the "breakup" would be about a couple who don't know what each other get up to behind their partner's backs is one of those dreadfully ironic twists of fate that could only occur in Hollywood.
So it was that I was predisposed to dislike both Pitt and Jolie in this film. Luckily, they both have such mahogany-like acting abilities that I don't need to use the aforementioned dislike as an excuse to slate the movie. They are so unbelievable in the roles of husband and wife that it is physically painful to watch them on-screen. I have yet to see "Gigli" which is reputed to have even less chemistry between its stars, but I can't see how it could get much worse than this.
As for the plot......sheeesh! Two rival hit agencies don't apparently know that their respective top agents are married to each other? Good grief it's just lamentably awful. We won't go into the rest of the "plot". Suffice to say that this film is suitable for IQ's below 100 and let's leave it there.
Not much depth, some action, no plot, actors that need a good wood stain to bring out their grain.
Not recommended.