Now that's an hour and a half of my life I want back

Rating: 3/10 (7 March 2006)

What rubbish!
A married couple find out that each other is an assassin, and now they've been given the job of killing each other. What a premise!
Forgetting how dumb that plot is, you'd think maybe you could make it pretty wacky, right? A few jokes here and there? Seeing as how the script is weak and Angelina Jolie is about as funny as a soggy piece of toast, this didn't work either. So what are we left with? A bit of action, which is also poor except for a showdown in the house.
How could this have been better? Maybe replace Jolie with Janeane Garofalo, put some effort into the script, add some more support actors besides a wasted Vince Vaughn and you'd be getting somewhere. This will probably fall on deaf ears though as it was just another obvious CASH GRAB!!!!!!! The crazy thing was Jolie and Pitt had great chemistry, but maybe let's leave the comedy genre next time.