Please don't watch this film.

Rating: 1/10 (24 July 2007)

I thought I'd seen my worst film ever but I think this one has the edge. "Let's do this for a laugh" said the producer and director as they put together the film. " We'll take a dreadful plot that's completely unbelievable and unfunny , then we'll get a famous actor and a famous actress and make them look foolish and it'll be a blockbuster ! It's as if they've taken ideas from Mad Max, The Bourne Identity, Scarface and Tomb Raider and tried to scramble it all together. If I gave you several spoilers for this film I'd be doing you a favour because you then wouldn't have to bear the pain of watching it. I cringed and felt embarrassed for all concerned with the film as it drearily unfolded. There were lots of unrealistic "ugh" noises as various characters got punched, shot or killed. How I wished that Angelina and Brad could be tortured and killed so that we could get to the end of the film. I can't tell you who as it would spoil your "enjoyment" of the film but at one point a spouse throws a knife at its spouse and with knife stuck in leg the recipient makes goo goo faces. When the bad guy gets rammed by a car he falls to the ground unconscious but not our Brad. When he gets rammed he ends up clinging on to the roof chatting and making funny faces. Lines in a fight scene like "are you still alive baby" and "come on, come to daddy" when you hear them are dire. Then there's the awful sexy scene with the silly Latina music. I could go on and on but won't trouble you further. Please don't watch this film. At best it is only worthy of derision.