The single worst movie I have ever seen in my life.

Rating: Null/10 (12 August 2006)

This is a brainless stinkeroo. Whoever greenlighted this bomb ought to be arrested and warehoused in Federal prison. I used to say that the worst movie I ever saw was an old black and white cinematic crapola I saw years ago at a drive-in called "Women in Chains." "Mr. and Mrs. Smith" is ten times worse than that. It's so bad it's not even fun as a bad movie, if you know what I mean. Compared to this, "Plan Nine From Outer Space" is a masterpiece. It has no soul. It jumps from one scene to another with no rhyme or reason. One minute they are in their kitchen. The next minute they are wielding hi-tech weapons on top of a building or in a sewer. With no explanation of how they got there. Don't waste two hours of your life. The only reason I did was that a member of the family rented it and I had to sit through it. If I had been at a movie theater I would have walked out in the first 20 minutes and demanded to see the manager for my admission price back.
I didn't like the movie.