Go for a nice walk instead

Rating: 1/10 (13 March 2010)

The only way for me not to make this a total waste of time is to write about it. This movie makes absolutely no sense. You don't know who these two work for, why they would be at each other's throat, and how they can make love in a totalled kitchen full of broken glass. The blood stains are nice, sharp bright red. Feelings are fake, no effort on my part would make them even slightly believable. Angie looks like a plastic surgery commercial and Brad looks bored. The boring lines will amuse idiots.
The only way to look at it positively is to look at the couple who lie at one another ant then trash their ugly fashionable home and lifestyle junk when they realize that.
BTW, people with really good movie ideas get rejected while this gets financed. Go figure.