A one-sentence plot

Rating: 2/10 (20 April 2020)

Frenemies spend two hours trying to kill each other.
There. That's the movie. You may remember that plot from movies/shows/magazines starring Tom & Jerry, Itchy & Scratchy, Spy v Spy, et al.
Except, given America's sick, twisted, demented fascination with guns, there is a lot more bullets flying here. Oh, then then the stupid s3x scene.
This is Hollywood at its most crass and greedy. It lowered my estimation of Brad Pitt. It did not change how I feel about Angelina Jolie since I already think she's a one-woman freak show.
It also breaks my usually iron-clad measuring stick: If Brad Pitt bleeds in the movie, it's a good movie. If he stands around looking like a pretty boy, it bl0ws.
Also, since I haven't seen it mentioned in any of the reviews I've read so far, this movie spits on the graves of Robert Montgomery and Carole Lombard, who starred in the original Mr. and Mrs. Smith, a witty, fun romantic comedy. If you can stand B&W movies, watch the original instead.