Best Comedy of 2005

Rating: 1/10 (15 January 2006)

I urge you to watch this movie. It certainly made my day (NOT...)
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This is one of the worst movies that I've ever seen. Even though Brad Pitt is one of my favourite actors(Meet Joe Black, Fight Club), he does not seem to belong in this movie. Probably a ham actor like Ben Affleck would have done much better(or worse!).
The story is really silly. Both are professional killers and spies, yet they are unable to recognize each other's identity. Come on, surely a NORMAL sexy girl would not be able to shoot that accurately. Even a retard would be able to smell something fishy. I mean, the way they show off their skills, they seem to be screaming for attention.
The way their respective organizations plot together to eliminate the two is downright machiavellian(??). What a round-about way of killing them. Considering that a rocket launcher would be a smoother way of getting rid of them, especially when they don't suspect a thing. Hundreds of highly trained SWAT are swatted like the proverbial fly.
The ending is equally inane, and god knows how they manage to survive. Probably the sexy pout that Jolie gives, distracts all those hordes of killers, and the various postures in which she shoots, leaves one wondering...
However, one of the funniest scenes in the movie was when brad pitt kicks the hell out of Jolie. Rarely do you see such gratifying violence :-) This is one for the women's lib organizations. Equal Treatment at it's noblest.
I just reviewed the Director's list of movies on IMDb, and I can't understand how a director who's made "Bourne Identity" and Supremacy, can mess up so badly with this movie. Hope he comes up with something, which does not rely entirely on the sex appeal of Jolie/Pitt to impress.