Bizarre, boring, pretentious, derivative and a real drag

Rating: 1/10 (20 December 2001)

Was this the worst movie I've ever seen? Well, let's see, I'm pretty sure it's the only "1" I've ever assigned; I almost gagged when they broke in with "The Sound of Music" right there at the beginning, and it went downhill from there. So bad I decided to read the Wall St. Journal while this thing played on the DVD through my elaborate sound system. I think that if you saw "Cabaret" you saw this movie without having to bother. The Golden Globe Awards must be crazy.