Utter twaddle

Rating: Null/10 (30 August 2002)

A truly terrible film, with no redeeming qualities whatsoever. Atrocious acting, cramped and amateur sets, plus shockingly dismal editing. Its soundtrack offers the most depressingly banal songs of recent decades (all excruciatingly rendered), its script is nothing but the most tired, obvious cliches, and the plot is wholly lacking in interest.
Devoid of even a single whisper of imagination, inspiration, originality and verve, it is an offensively incompetent mishmash of half-baked tenth-rate rubbish.