Crap with a capital C

Rating: 1/10 (9 January 2005)

I have the distinct feeling Baz Luhrmann would like to direct MTV videos. The quick cuts and glossy look of this film reminds me of a Spice Girl's video and has about as much of a story. This film is such an ode to MTV culture that I would call it "irritating to the eyes". The ultra-quick MTV cuts and the pointless focus on eroticism trivialize any attempt at a plot. Moulin Rouge is the "Best Little Whorehouse in Texas" set in France with the addition of an extremely irritating cinematic style. Baz Luhrmann began his career with melodramatic schlock (Strictly Ballroom, Romeo and Juliet) and has now out done himself. The popularity of this film is understandable as the average movie goer and music buyer indulges in what is heavily promoted but the discerning viewer should realize what an irritating piece of celluloid crap this movie is. A solid 2 out of 10.