Can I have Egg, Bacon, Spam and Sausage without the Spam?

Rating: 1/10 (7 January 2002)

and you'll get the same reply when watching Moulin Rouge: Eugh!
Let's see.. ooh ooh I know. Let's have Obi Wan Kenobi sing "The Sound of Music" as if he invented it, and have The Pest there to think it was the greatest invention. This movie predates the Sound of Music setting-wise, so I guess they felt they could get away with it and all. Then we'll send ol Ben over to a nightclub with women who don't barely resemble the scummy trashy women of the actual Moulin Rouge and while we're at it, let's have them and some old guys in suits blasphemize "Lady Marmelide" and "Smells Like Teen Spirit". And for fun let's put an extraordinaliy fat red-faced bloke who can fly around and rap like a thug.
Geez guys, sounds like a real winner to me. Not. Kurt Cobain is turning in his coffin.