Lewis Carroll would be enchanted...

Rating: 1/10 (20 March 2002)

After watching "Moulin Rouge!" for an hour, I was forced to walk away from this emetic as I became quite afraid that someone at the candy counter had slipped some LSD into my Cola. I have never used drugs in my life, but thanks to this abomination, I now have a good idea of what it must be like to experience an horrendous hallucinatory 'trip'.
This so-called picture is an insult to the "Moulin Rouge" in Paris, a slap in the face to the French, and an affront to every filmmaker - past or present - in possession of even minimal intelligence and sensibilities.