The popcorn was good anyway

Rating: 3/10 (30 May 2001)

Let's give away the plot right at the start, which is your classical "Love Story" anyway, ie cliche. Okay, now we can concentrate on the ever so predictable path to the end of the film. Throw in some admittedly very good music and dancing, albeit shamelessly over-produced and over-acted, and you have Moulin Rouge, version 2001.
The best bit was the CG graphic of the Paris roofscape in 1900. Should have been more of that. Moulin Rouge 2 anyone? Nah, have to wash what's left of my hair.