I hate this!!!!!!!!!!

Rating: 1/10 (6 May 2004)

This is pure bilge. This barely constitutes as a film. To begin with I was enthusiastic about this film, I was expecting a visual tour-de-force and some show-stopping tunes. Instead I got lots of flashing lights, a bunch of diabolical cover versions and Richard Roxburgh!
This movie makes me angry, it frustrates me more that this film is so popular. Why? I haven't heard one good explanation yet. The story is pants, I knew the conclusion from reading the back of the video case, save yourself two hours and do the same.
I have nothing against Baz Luhrmann, I thought Romeo and Juliet was quirky and stylish, however watching this made me want to extract my eyes with ice cream scoops and replace them with extremely hot billiard balls. Contrary to popular believe Ewan Mcgregor CAN NOT SING! HE'S SINGING ONE NOTE THE WHOLE TIME FOR CHRIST'S SAKE!
Anyway if you find yourself with two hours or so to live and want to pass the time, don't watch this, you could go out on a high by watching True Lies or Aliens. YOU OWE IT TO YOURSELF AND JAMES CAMERON!
(Too angry to give any rating)