Moulin Rouge - the worst film ever... and that's a fact.

Rating: Null/10 (24 October 2002)

The only people I have ever know to have liked this film are gay men and 'I like pink because I'm a girl' girls. It is a truly shocking piece rubbish. It is irritating, it sounds awful, it looks garish. It is corny, cheesy - trashy. It bored me and a tent full of people at Leeds festival to death. For the record, my favourite film ever is probably "One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest".
Moulin Rouge - the worst film ever... and that's a fact.