Jose Ferror Is Rolling Over In His Grave

Rating: 1/10 (26 March 2002)

After seeing this film, and the repellent ROMEO AND JULIET, I'm fairly sure Baz Luhrmann is the AntiChrist. I'm sure epileptics around the country have run away from the theatre screaming. This film is an assault on the senses. It is nearly as stupid and loud as PEARL HARBOR (nearly as stupid and long, nothing could be as horrific as the wretched PEARL HARBOR).