Big Empty Eye Candy

Rating: Null/10 (8 June 2001)

What better example of all style, no substance? And it helps that this is as abstract a movie as most of it's likely audience is to have ever seen. I'm sure this movie wouldn't have gone over very well at all if not for Ewen being such a charming b****rd & some of the goofy, slapstick moments being so crowd pleasing. Still, it's little more than a hyperactive sitcom in the beginning, and a conventional romance in the end. The only thing that sets it apart from the other crap in Hollywood is it's distracting presentation. DISTRACTING at best, never uniquely artistic (as it seems to want you to believe). If you enjoy it, all power to you - but you're likely to see right through it.