Completely dreadful and overrated!

Rating: 1/10 (18 December 2001)

I went to see this movie with a certain amount of enthusiasm, having heard so many good things about it. What I saw were sets that looked like they were made out of cardboard, covered with glitter and Christmas lights. Could someone please explain why John Leguizamo's nose changed sizes throughout this flick? And why did he look like he was walking around on his knees? Ewan McGregor's teeth look like he's been chewing on dirt, his hair looked like a wig, and he looks like he smells like he's a heavy smoker. Nicole Kidman was alright, but her demise was as predictable as anything I've ever seen. Never have I seen something that was so poorly written and executed. I've never been so pleased for a movie to end.