think overrated garbage: forrest gump, titanic, gladiator

Rating: 1/10 (5 December 2001)

You can like this movie all you want. Feel free. Express your love however you like.
But I must beg to differ.
This is about style and no substance. This is about showering us with visuals and edits to hide, well, the sorry-ass state of the film. This is about schlock comedy bits that are too lame to be used in a 'Friends' skit. This is about having a villain so cliched and lame and obvious and cartoonish, a satire of his character in the movie would have absolutely nothing to expound upon. This is about being as obvious, as ostentatious as, well, ironically, a strip club.
This isn't about art. This is about shaking big fake tits in your face.

But if you like that. Please. Feel free.