A Crime Against Humanity

Rating: 1/10 (14 January 2006)

After seeing this film, I feel ashamed of the human race. I feel even more ashamed when I see how many people actually enjoyed it. One of the worst things about a film like this is that after watching it, you may never again be able to speak to people you know that did like it.
This film is nothing short of a crime against humanity. Not only are the characters utterly undeveloped, there is no plot (I repeat, there is absolutely no plot), it is an utter failure as a musical. The majority of the musical pieces are bastardised versions of contemporary pop (eg Smells Like Teen Spirit - so pretentious, it makes Tony Blair look genuine) and the original pieces are as nauseating as medium rare chicken breast sandwich.
The director might as well just have filmed himself masturbating. That goes for the rest of the crew, cast and production team.
I would rather mate with some fevered Turkish wild fowl than watch this travesty again.