Literally the worst film I have ever seen, no redeeming qualities whatsoever

Rating: Null/10 (17 May 2013)

This is simply head-achingly, gut-churningly, fingernail-curlingly bad. It was so horrible it made my hair hurt. The previous night I had watched Inspector Gadget and decided it was the worst film I'd ever seen. Then I watched Moulin Rouge and had to instantly change my opinion. Everything that was horrendous about Inspector Gadget is equally true of Moulin Rouge, plus much more besides.
I can't believe this film was nominated for awards, I actually feel sick after watching it and created an IMDb account purely so I could rate it 1 out of 10 and write this review in an attempt to exorcise the demons. Literally the worst thing I've ever seen.
The plot, the characterizations, the dialogue, the musical butchery, the cinematography, the sound effects, the acting, the lighting.. every single aspect of film-making that went into Moulin Rouge was just excruciating. I feel like the guy in The Crying Game, when he's crouched in the shower trying to scrub away the pain.
I genuinely cannot express the sheer awfulness of this film, I am traumatised by it. I cannot understand how a single human being could possibly feel anything but contempt for this monstrosity.
Bad, bad, bad to the point of being evil