Decidedly Awful

Rating: 1/10 (28 January 2002)

This movie plays like a two hour MTV video, which I guess is good for some, but for me a five minute running time would have been appropriate for the material. I don't know how else to say it, but I think this is possibly the most boring and uninteresting movie I have ever seen. Ewan McGregor and Nicole Kidman are fine actors, but this movie utterly and completely wastes their talents with stale characters, flat dialogue and crass, in your face cinematography.