Simply, the worst movie ever made.

Rating: 1/10 (2 February 2002)

Where do I start? The awful miscasting of Ewan McGregor. The horrible music; like Lloyd Weber on a bad acid trip. Kidman's terrible lip-synching. Kidman's lack of stage presence. A story line which has been done a thousand times before, all better than this. Camera work which was like The Blair Witch Project, only in Technicolor (I kept reaching for my Dramamine). How did this movie EVER get financial backing? If not for the headliners, it would have run 1 week, max. Or stayed in the can forever. Where it belongs.