Skip it. Skip it, NOW!

Rating: Null/10 (1 April 2017)

I never, ever have written a "review" of a film I have not finished watching. Until now.
Consider this a public service warning. SKIP IT ! NOW!
Unless you really like to listen to contemporary songs in a 18th Century setting being sung by non-singers, skip it.
Unless you really really like to look repeatedly at close up shots of lace and taffeta clad women's crotches, skip it.
If all you want is a well photographed film of a pretty stupid story with totally obnoxious characters, then this one is for you. If not, (all together now) skip it. I wish that I had.