The worst movie ever made (kinda spoilers)

Rating: 1/10 (21 January 2003)

My friends and I like to get together just to talk about this one. We've had several conversations just debating the finer points of what make this movie so terrible. We have an insanely confusing plot - OK, Nicole Kidman seduces the wrong guy? None of us even figured that out until way at the end of the movie, after spending a seemingly endless amount of time wondering what was going on. It is filled with other people's music that range from annoying ("So exciting!") to horrible and pointless ("Roxanne"). Five and a half hours of meaningless dreck. Loved only by swooning girls and pompous film critics. I think I actually want to see it again, just to confirm all the main reasons it's horrible.