Poubelle

Rating: 1/10 (4 June 2001)

Bleh. What a load of technicolour bull-crap. An overdone-to-death little love story stretched out into a massive production of instantly forgettable song & dance routines. Nicole Kidman is about as sexy as a dead fish wrapped in newspaper and Ewan McGregor's singing left dogs howling outside the cinema. The sets, makeup, and costumes were visually obnoxious, and the music could only be possibly enjoyed by the same type of morons who listen to all '80's radio.