Memo to those that think it's great: Have you ever seen other movies?

Rating: 1/10 (15 February 2002)

Unless I'm missing something, it's about a SINGING WHORE.
Answers the question: what would it look like if a music video director devoid of soul or life experience was given a huge amount of money?
The romantic story makes the relationship in Titanic look realistic. It gets to all the points that a real story would make but it earns none of them.
Are we really supposed to find the lyrics to "The Sound of Music," "Smels Like Teen Spirit" and/or Elton John's "Your Song" compelling and/or meaningful? Or is this some really subtle joke that went over my head? It would be more forgiveable if we found out that the filmmakers were stoned the whole time.
Until my fading memory returns, I'd have to say this is the worst movie I've ever seen.