What A Horror

Rating: Null/10 (11 January 2007)

I sat through this monstrosity nearly three times, desperately searching for some redeeming quality. Not even half way through the third showing I had to have the film stopped because my search was obviously hopeless and I simply could not take it any longer.
No, I was not expecting the wonderful 1952 film by John Huston, based on the novel of Pierre La Mure's fictional account of French artist Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec, yet that is what I suggest you see instead of this.
I like generally enjoy musicals, and I like the individual cast members in other things, but everyone involved this piece of trash should be soundly slapped! It is an insult to the eyes and ears.
I do not usually condone extreme measures, such as book burning, but in this case I'll make an exception.
I have seen hundreds of films in my fifty plus years, including "The Terror of Tiny Town" (1938) but even that is Oscar material next to this audio-visual vomit. I only wish that I could have issued a score lower than a single star.