Quite possibly the silliest movie I have ever seen

Rating: 1/10 (28 June 2004)

I must admit I did not watch the end of this movie, i had to shut it off after just over an hour. I didn't see the need to continue after that. I don't know what kind of "vision" the director had on this one, but I sure as hell didn't see it. This movie bored me to tears, and it seemed very childish at times. The music was terrible. Who thought it was a good idea to have Ewan McGregor start singing Smells Like Teen Spirit in the middle of a hearty romantic conversation? This movie was somebody's attempt at art, and I guess i just didn't get it. The scenery was impressive, but hey, I don't go to movies to stare at colors. I enjoy thick plots and great acting, which this movie does a good job avoiding with its campy story and way over the top characters. To this day I rank this movie as the worst big budget film I've ever seen. Two thumbs way down