Owwww! My head.

Rating: 4/10 (7 June 2003)

The entire film speeds along like an hour long Pepsi commercial. Less intriguing when compared to Baz's Romeo + Juliet. Ewan McGregor saved certain parts of this movie. A well constructed vision, but just too WHAM - in your FACE! - too overblown. I suppose that was the point of the whole thing, but it certainly gave me a headache much worse than the delightful Absinthe scene. The swooping camera shots made me delirious. If you have the shortest attention span ever, like half of the rest of mankind, you'll love this though. 4/10