What? The "!" is part of the title? How pretentious! Not since the "/" in "Face/Off"!

Rating: 4/10 (8 April 2002)

I must say I enjoyed the feature length Mtv video "Moulin Rouge!", or at least the first twenty or thirty minutes, before if devolved into a hokey amalgam of trite cliches and almost unbearable music interludes embellished by John Leguizamo's mind numbing performance.
Anyway, lets say you're a "patron" at the Moulin Rouge dancehall/brothel, and you frequent it quite regularly. Eventually you would have "had" all the women there, right? And eventually you'd sleep with the dwarf. Right? I mean, you'd have to, at least once, right? Right? Come on, the men in the audience know what I'm talking about, right?