Dont Watch With a Loaded Gun Nearby

Rating: 3/10 (7 October 2002)

I am not suicidal by nature... This thing is horrible. None of it works except to annoy. Kidman was way too long in the tooth for a role like this, and the closeups had me cringing and counting the toes of her crows feet. But like i cant even begin to itemize the problems with this experimental failure. Leguizamo you want to flog, nothing new there I guess. Broadbent at least fits his part, he has that turn of the century face, the rouged cheeks and wild eyes. Enough, I wont go on. Stay away from this. Its like pro-wrestling, you either get it or you pretend it doesnt exist.