no, no, no, no, no, no, no!

Rating: 1/10 (28 May 2001)

What are you people thinking?? A touching love story?? Good singing? Good ACTING??? It was a disaster!!
None of the actors have a chance to act at ALL. Notice the sound effects? It was meant to be cartoonish, yet the very worst Loony Tunes cartoon has more style and sophistication than this film ... and you can empathize with the characters more!
The use of contemporary songs is tacky, overdone, half-baked and badly executed; the voices of McGregor and Kidman are doctored to boost up their obviously sadly lacking vocal chords.
Even if you accept that this film is MEANT to be unrealistic and "spectacular spectacular", it still fails to engage even on that level. Jurassic Park wasn't meant to have a great plot, but at least you could follow the superficial character motivations! NONE of this film makes any sense -- nothing follows even the most basic logic or progression!
This film is horrible, and is ultimately very VERY boring ... for all those "escapetivists" out there, if THIS is good, then my question is, what could possibly be worse?