Truly dreadful.

Rating: 1/10 (20 August 2007)

Without a doubt this is the most dreadful film I have ever seen. I saw it on an aircraft. Maybe this was what was being shown on 9/11 and this is why the planes flew into the Twin Towers. Anything to end the horror of seeing this mawkish teenage drivel.
Dreadful music, stupid plot, tenth-rate (no, I'll amend that) twentieth-rate acting. It is utterly amazing that this film has become popular. And what a cheek to steal the title of a perfectly good 1950s biopic (the one with JosÃ© Ferrer as Toulouse-Lautrec and the nice Mantovani music).
Truly a dreadful film and a waste of space. If I had to replace the word "dreadful" in this review, I would choose "boring". Or maybe "banal". Or why not all three?