How many cliches can one film hold?

Rating: 1/10 (20 March 2002)

Truly truly awful - as a movie it fails due a complete lack of coherent storyline. As an artfest it fails due to the most amount of cliches and hackneyed 1-second scenes I have ever seen. And as a musical it is without comparison as the lowest form of musical intelligence. Who ever thinks that putting together OTHER PEOPLES songs is artistic should listen to Jive Bunny. And whoever thinks that poetry could be allowed to consist of quoting Elton John or Bernie Taupin's song lyrics should listen to this movie in 6 months. And once more, whoever thinks that Nicole can lipsync should at least be grateful she didn't sing live. She cannot sing. Period. The characters are banal, without any substance or body and the movie effects are very amateurish.
Possibly the worst movie I have ever seen.....