Rubbish

Rating: 1/10 (19 May 2004)

This is one of the worst films that I have ever seen. The acting is just plain embarrassing, the singing will make you scream as though you were having a nail hammered into your ear. There is one thing in this film which makes it even worse and that is Nicole Kidman. She drives me nuts what with all her popularity. Her singing drives me mad; better sounds have come from buttocks than from her mouth. And the worst thing is, out of every three films that come out in the cinema, one is almost certain to have Kidman in it. Anyway back to the film, it contains a very nice song called "Nature Boy", of which a very nice version was made a long time ago by Nat "King" Cole, but in the film, they have a version of it which is so bad that when I saw the film I had to make a desperate struggle to avoid myself from bursting into tears of pity for Nat "King" Cole and all the other good artists who recorded the song. So if you've just swallowed a deadly poison, come and see this film, and the poison and everything else that's in your stomach will surely go back the way it came. Have some taste and DON'T SEE THIS FILM!!!