Ewan, quit yelling! The Emperor is naked...

Rating: 1/10 (9 July 2003)

Does no one in Hollywood have the "goods" to say to a room full of idiots, "NO! THAT IDEA IS STUPID!"? Whose mess WAS this picture? The stars definitely do NOT shine, the singing is AWFUL the acting (and it's a stretch to even call it that) is ABSURD, and the total effect is like watching a middle-aged couple make out at an outdoor symphony concert: It's perfectly normal enough, BUT WHO NEEDS TO SEE THAT? Ewan, Nicole, and everyone else in this movie - FIRE YOUR AGENTS AND VOW TO NEVER AGAIN WORK WITH ANYONE ASSOCIATED WITH THIS MOVIE!