This is the worst film ever made!

Rating: 1/10 (8 April 2002)

I hate this movie. It is worse than this film called Blood Surf that I accidentally watched on cable the other night.
I hate it's endless pretentious editing, as it tries vainly to impress with it's technique, but only creates boredom. I hate it's set design, and how it tries to make up for the movies lack of excitement. I hate it's sub-Mills and Boone storyline. I hate the way it desecrates one of my favourite songs (Smells Like Teen Spirit), despite how short that bit is. I hate the way that it seems to have fooled otherwise intelligent people into thinking that flashy editing, pretty colours and loud music somehow makes a film good.
Lurhmann has never made a good film and this is his worst yet. Please don't accept it's hype, and see this cinematic turd for what it truly is.