Absolutely the worst film I've ever seen

Rating: 1/10 (16 September 2017)

After viewing "Mother!," the latest production by director Darren Aranofsky ("Pi," "Black Swan"), I have say, without fear of hyperbole, that it's the worst film I have ever seen.
There are bad films that you know going into them will be bad, like "Baywatch" or "Mr. Woodcock" or the remake of "Vacation," "Alice Through the Looking Glass, the "Fast and Furious" franchise or "Observe and Report" or "Mortal Bones" or "Bratz" or ANYTHING with Adam Sandler.
Then there are films where you think will be better than they actually are. Like "Pan," or "X-Men: Apocalypse" or "The Infiltrator" and "Why Him," or the leftist bag of crap, "Captain Fantastic," even "Bobby." But "Mother!," "Mother!" is in a special class unto itself. I mean, it's poorly filmed, horribly written, badly edited, terribly directed, makes no sense at all and actually made me sick
And it had a cast of Academy Award-winning or nominated actors, like Jennifer Lawrence, Javier Bardem, Ed Harris and Michelle Pfeiffer. Of course, since that group chose "Moonlight" as Best Picture, you might as well smash the award into a million pieces ...
And what plot there is — and this was written by Aranofsky, too — is about a woman, Lawrence, married to a guy 50 years older than her — that would be Bardem — and they live in this dilapidated old house that Herman Munster would have been ashamed of. And he is supposed to be a poet, but cannot write since a big fire.
One day, he brings home a doctor, rude Ed Harris, and his whorish wife, Michelle Pfeiffer. Of course, this Bardem guy doesn't ask his wife anything about it. He NEVER asks her permission for ANYTHING the entire movie! Uh, that's about it
Oh yeah, a few more people show up, but — amazingly — they get increasingly weirder and more disturbing. Oh, and a murder takes place, the old mansion starts to bleed and Lawrence gets pregnant and Javier can write again and becomes world famous. Then more and more and more people show up at the house and destroy everything
At first, I thought to myself, "Oh, this is a variation of 'Rosemary's Baby,' you know, the strange new people interrupting a marriage, a bizarre pregnancy and a poor goofball who becomes famous." But it began drifting worse than the last installment of "Pirates Of the Caribbean," that had Javier Bardem, too, you know.
By the first 10 minutes, we wonder why the two leads were even in a passing relationship, never mind married to each other. Plus, the supporting cast is just so annoying, irritating and infuriating, and the leads are so stupid, you have absolutely NO empathy or sympathy for ANYONE.
The worst thing — if that's even conceivable — is that Aranofsky films the two leads as close up as possible — yeah, I always thought Jennifer Lawrence was rather attractive, that is until I had to see every mole, hair, pimple, blackhead, whitehead, dimple and birthmark she ever had. Oh, and then it was shot in "Selfie Vision, and uses the ridiculous, hand-held, jiggling, seizure-inducing camera technique.
There is nothing real about any of the reactions and Lawrence usually takes all of it with a blank facial expression with eyes half closed and mouth wide agape ... kind of like the women in "Sucker Punch." Finally, she rebels, but by then, there are literally thousands of people in the house ... THOUSANDS! People at the screening were walking out in droves ...!