Happy day for the pseudo-intellectual

Rating: 1/10 (20 January 2018)

If you are a pseudo-intellectual looking for your next bit of fodder, this is Christmas and your birthday rolled into one. This thing is crammed full of allegory & symbolism, to the exclusion of everything that makes a movie good. It is the film equivalent of throwing every dish in a restaurant into a pot, and declaring it cuisine. It is self indulgent, shallow claptrap with one solid strength - the ability to induce WTF face.