Finally, "The Happening" is gorgeous!

Rating: 1/10 (11 January 2018)

When I watched "The Happening" I went to a concrete conclusion, that nothing is humanly possible to make The Happening look good... until last night.
I used to make my decision to watch a good movie by looking at IMDb ratings, Director, Main Actors; but that doesn't seem to work anymore, using big names in a movie is more of a misleading practice to lure the viewers into the trap.
Mother! you will waste good 121 minutes if your life, and money, watching this on., And, it will be for nothing; I mean, who is he? who are these people?
If you cut-off he credits you can actually put the movie on repeat and you won't even feel a cut as it loops, it starts exactly how it's ended, and you will not understand a thing.
Casting names like Ed Harris and Michelle Pfeiffer is totally just chewing on the fame, the characters add nothing to the plot, given there was one! They don't have names for them for God's sake!!
The Plot! I don't really believe there is one, it looks like the writers just put down on paper whatever popped into their minds instantaneously while on set, the producers would grab that piece of paper (containing this just-came-out idea) and throw it to the director who would film all that and spent confusing time trying to stitch it all together, and here you are, Mother!
And my proof on this theory that there are some events left uncleared, for example: what is that "thing" that clogged the toilet? Why did Ed Harris "casted as just (Man), I'm not joking" had that 20cm open cut on his back? Why did Him "that would be the character of Javier Bardem" cover the wound with his hand when Mother "that would be Jennifer Lawrence" saw him bending over the toilet throwing his guts out?
DON'T WATCH THIS ONE!
Trust me, I know.