20 % horror, 30% abstract, 15% absurdist, 5% comedy, the rest self indulgent allegory.

Rating: 4/10 (1 November 2018)

Ok, definitely not a 1 or 2, and surely not an 8, 9 or 10. But, depending on my mood at the time I watched it, I probably could have come down anywhere in between.
If you are a stickler for, you know, characters acting more or less like actual human beings, give this a miss. If you adore abstract art, come on down. If, like me, you can very occasionally find something interesting or rarely even moving in an abstract painting, maybe you should see this. If you're in the right mood.
It isn't easy to act characters who don't behave like any kind of real human beings; I thought Jennifer Lawrence did a heroic job. Her co star, in my mind, was the soundtrack which supplied punctuation to every moment. I'm not really sure if the soundtrack was brilliant or not; normally on a first viewing I don't expect to be hyper aware of the soundtrack throughout the movie, but it certainly had a strong effect. Perhaps the soundtrack took a workshop with Chubbuck, "The Power of the Soundtrack".
The movie is not about people, it is about themes (I think): presumably various religious mythologies, mostly Christian, sustainability, humanity,stuff like that. A lot of the filming is aesthetically interesting, in and of itself.
For me there were two LOL scenes, one was the "MEDIC!" scene, and the other I won't mention because it's way too dark. Not brilliant humor, but hysterical releases against the unsustained Rosemary's Baby atmosphere. Not sure if they were intended to be funny, but I sure laughed.
So, all in all, I'm glad I saw it but no, not a great film. Maybe I'll feel differently in a decade or two, but I'm not going to hold my breath.