If Only There Was a Minus Rating!

Rating: 1/10 (7 December 2017)

How in God's name this ever got a rating of seven, is beyond me! I just cannot explain in words just how utterly bad this movie is... It is ludicrous in the extreme. It really is hard to even describe what it is actually about... I still don't know! It is fine for the first hour-a little drawn out, but it holds the attention, then Bam! The film descends into utter stupidity. I kept thinking, Oh! I wonder if she's actually mental and imagining all this... but no! It's actually happening! We go from a word-blocked poet and his wife, the flawless Jennifer Lawrence, in their new home, through a seeming apocalypse, to a pile of ashes, in just two hours. I can only assume that whoever wrote this had a breakdown and finished it in a padded cell with crayons. What seems like an interesting story-line, which sees the poet taking in some strangers, who cause havoc, suddenly takes a surreal turn, which just becomes more and more ridiculous. I can say no more, without 'ruining' the ending - which isn't even worth spoiling. It's as bad a movie as I have ever seen. This is the movie equivalent of the Turner prize. Please don't waste your valuable time on this film - you have been warned!