The WORST Movie I've Seen in YEARS

Rating: 2/10 (11 December 2017)

Just garbage. It hurts so much more because I was committed and actually kind of enjoyed the first 30 minutes, and then it just gets boring and then it gets insane. Not fun insane. but claustrophobic, J Law screaming, baby screaming, noise everywhere, destruction, fire, just way too much to process it just made me want to close the f*&king movie. I watched all the way to the end just so that I could write this review, in case anything amazing happened. Spoiler: it just got stupider.
The beginning was calm enough but did he really have to take the metaphor all of the way and back? It felt like getting slapped in the face with a book multiple times, while having J law scream in your ear and seeing baby body parts being eaten. No reason for this movie. No reason at all. I'm not squeamish its just sensory overload and its too pretentious to watch while having fun like a bad horror movie.
Please save yourself the time. If you're a film lover like me, this will crush your soul. If you're an everyday movie goer it's just going to be gross. I don't understand who could like this.