3rd worst film I have ever seen

Rating: 1/10 (15 April 2018)

The witch is the worst film I have ever seen.. followed by Angel dog.. but this is a good contender for the top place. For a story to be an allegory (for anything) it has to be an actual story.. not just a series of meaningless events. This is a hack attempt at portraying humanities disregard for nature? or something like that. However, the only conclusion you can take away is that god is a narcissistic psychopath who cares for neither his creation or the humans he placed in it only his own adoration. Perhaps that was the film makers point.. who knows.
The killing of the baby was totally gross and uncalled for and worthy of Blood Drive or Evil Dead.
Like The Witch the manner is which is was made was almost as bad as the plot.. cameras were constantly in the face of the protagonist or bouncing all over the place constantly throwing the viewer out of the film back to the living room.
The characters behaviour made no sense .. the poet or the 'mother' or the humans for that matter and the further the film went on the more silly it got. We were laughing by the end it was so daft.