Suicide Soda of Misogynistic Metaphor

Rating: 1/10 (18 September 2017)

I read some of what Aronofsky was aiming at in this creation, and I would like to summarize this in his favorite language to bastardize... Metaphor:
Darren went to the great soda fountain of metaphor and Biblical allegory and he made what some call a "Suicide", just a shot of every possible sugary beverage possible, and some cheap booze in a similar varietal. Likely an 8-ball of cocaine to make it seem like a good idea. Then he drank it down quickly ("I wrote the script in just 5 days" Darren splendors - Oh Really? And I presume you're beyond editorial support at this point in your artistic pinnacle?).
He then took his current real-life girlfriend, Jennifer Lawrence, (Jen. Run. You're better than this.) and he strapped some electrodes to her for shock value, and he peed all over her and filmed it using only three shots for some film-school-senior-project level fancy: close up, from behind, and point of view. Then he praised himself for making a film that is 'really about how we are treating mother earth'. Yeah. He did that. And he thinks he's smarter than you.
I am not sure if there is enough cocaine in Hollywood to explain the amount of ego masturbation that this film portrays. The whole not-too-subtle story of Artist as God who abuses his muse and is obsessed with praise is heavy handed. You're not a God, Darren. Your art is pretentious tripe, much like the intestines of the baby on the sacrificial table.
The real kick in the labia is the utter misogyny of the film, produced by a group of ONLY males (6 producers, editor, cinematographer, etc, plus the Douche). So, a penis parade made a nightmarish film about motherhood and society's dismissal of the feminine and weren't smart enough to see the irony in not having a single woman above-the-line on the production? You fellas are just a bushel of genius right there.
I feel like I need to wash Aronofsky's spooge from my eyes. I am not going to see another one of his film's until I get at least a dozen trustworthy opinions first, and more than half of them need to come from females.