Javier Bardem and others...

Rating: 3/10 (1 January 2018)

I have long since depleted my well of horror flicks so you can imagine how excited and ecstatic i was when i found out that Paramount was making a horror movie staring not one but three Oscar-Winning actors.
Long story short i want my two hours back. ASAP.
Javier Bardem was amazing in every single way. From his appearance to his acting/reacting everything the guy did was genuine and good.
Michelle barely had her 3 minutes, but they were good in their own short insignificant unmemorable kind of way.
Then comes the girl that ruined "The Hunger Games" for us book readers. I have never seen an actress be that dull in expression and emotion like Lawrence is, i mean good god girl you have 30+ people in your house do something! Speak?
So there i am an hour and half well into movie devising theories about how the last 30/45 minutes are going to develop. Is it going to be one of those mindfu*k movies, is she actually dead all along? Is he a vampire? Is he the devil?
It's none of the above. I sincerely had to spend another 30 minutes looking up meaning/symbolism that this movie "represents" while i was grieving about the time i'd lost watching it.
My advice? Don't bother. Javier is hot though...just sayin'