Calling this "film" a horrendous piece of shit is an insult to shit

Rating: 1/10 (18 December 2017)

Let me preface this by saying that this is my first review here on IMDb. I purposely got on my PC, downloaded a new browser & opened my account to leave this scathing review. I hated this movie so much that even though I didn't pay a dime to see it I think I should be reimbursed by the production company for 2 hours of time that could have been better spent:
A) Having a barium enema
B) Dealing with explosive diarrhea
C) Listening to Mike Tyson's adaptation of Hamlet, and so on.
To those claiming to have known this movie was an allegoric reference to Mother Nature, and our treatment of her, I call bullshit. Utter bullshit. You would have to read so deeply into the supposed plot of this car crash to grasp any semblance of that reference that you'd have one hand up Darren Aronofsky's ass.
The plot is beyond flawed, and almost all sub-plots/character traits are underdeveloped or utterly unresolved. In fact, from the get-go we're left wondering "why the hell would *insert character here* do that"?; "what does *insert action here* have to do with anything?", etc.
In short - don't waste your time, DEFINITELY don't waste your money - unless you're a masochist who gets off on your own pain and humiliation.