Horrendous and not worth the time

Rating: 1/10 (15 September 2017)

Long Post; Don't read it all: THIS MOVIE IS HORRIBLE AND WILL BE THE WORST MOVIE OF THE CENTURY.
ALRIGHT LADIES AND GENTLE PEOPLE, my thoughts on the movie I just saw "Mother!"...warning, and I mean this with the highest level of forewarning as I can possibly give you.
This post is very much a possible trigger for some people, so please if you are not a gore or fear or anything like that kind of person, please skip this post and go watch cute videos on YouTube. Alright...you have been warned.
Mother! Summary: A Psychological horror film made amazing.............ly awful. Its absolute trash and (Insert Rick Sanchez's voice) and I can prove it mathematically.
Things I would rather watch:

2 Hours of The Big Bang Theory

Suicide Squad

Anything with Ben Afleck

Step Brothers

LITERALLY ANYTHING OTHER THAN THIS MOVIE

Things that made this movie awful:

Well, for one, I DID NOT want to see an infant child (literally born 2 minutes ago) get it's spine snapped and then viciously torn apart and eaten by a sobbing/angry mob

This movie gave me a migraine just trying to figure out what was going on

It literally explains nothing and gives you a constant sense of confusion that never leaves

If you hate loud noises (I.e loud ringing, screaming, scratching) to the point you feel like your ears are going to bleed, then you'll 100000% hate this movie

It does not scare you, it does not give you a feeling of dread. If anything at all, you'll just want to throw up in a box and mail it to the director.