What the Hell???

Rating: 2/10 (31 December 2017)

How many movies can be made about a big empty spooky house??? Apperently never enough. Big ol house with only two people living in it. Linens stored in the basement along with the washer and dryer even though there are plenty of rooms and closets that can be used instead. The wife is in the process of renovating the house ALL BY HERSELF, after a massive fire. The shots shown outside the house is nothing but grass as far as the eyes can see. No roads, not even a driveway is shown. in the beginning of the movie, the wife (Jennifer Lawrence) walks around this huge mansion with a thin white night gown on, conviently exposing her nipples, like a ghost floating around on Halloween night. Back bone straight, shoulders back, like she is practicing perfect posture for the runway. What a laugh. Her face fills every frame, big and porcelain like. Ok. I wait to see what the movie is all about. I wait even further. Still further. Then it starts to get even more ludicrous than the first hour and a half. By then I knew it would be one of those stupid endings where nothing is explained. Whatever they were trying to do, allegory or whatever, could have been done much better. I don"t care about Jennifer Lawrence, she is highly overrated. Michelle Pheiffer was the best 'event' in the movie. The tunnel in the basement, never explained. This movie was a complete chaotic mess of ridiculuosness, nonsensical scenes that was just that. Scenes. This is NOT a movie. You've been warned.