Wake me when it starts

Rating: 2/10 (31 January 2016)

Oh. My. God. Sam Rockwell and Kevin Spacehead move this along at a cosmically boring pace. There are no words. Well, the SF Gate review has my words:
"'Moon' is boring. Agonizingly, deadeningly, coma-inducingly, they-could- bury-you-alive-accidentally boring.
You know how astronauts walk on the moon, slowly, in heavy boots, through a light atmosphere? That's how the action moves in 'Moon.'"
I appreciate slow-moving, thoughtful movies such as Duel and The Last Picture Show. But these movies had a point and the slow pace contributed to the storyline. This one didn't and doesn't. Blah.
The most interesting aspect of this movie is that {classic movie trailer voice} in a world where consumers crave action, this paint-dripper has garnered such positive reviews. Reeks of a conspiracy.