Constriction

Rating: Null/10 (12 November 2003)

I really don't see what all the hubbub was about when this came out. Chasing after this and branding it "sacrilegious" and "blasphemous" is a waste of one's time in the worst way possible (as opposed to brushing one's teeth). There's no point in hammering something when its source material is poor to begin with. The execution is even worse.
Brain is the weakest in the Python trilogy (Holy Grail, this, Meaning of Life) because of their handling of the topic. It is embarrassingly clunky; Mel Brooks tried a similar method when he made History of the World: Part I. The humor isn't as clever and is more disconnected than the plot of Swept Away. It makes Holy Grail look like Dr. Strangelove.
Overall, don't bother with this unless you're wondering what the rage is about. 1 out of 5.