The person who wrote this review will be sacked! (No sub-titles-I promise!)

Rating: 10/10 (26 September 2001)

There probably isn't much I can say that others haven't said already and at some length, I suspect, so I'll say this: what Rocky Horror Picture Show is to a great many people, this film is to me. I know most of the dialogue, the songs the minstrels sing, the timing and so on. I have probably seen this film more than any other and it never gets old for me. Sheer antic lunacy on a par with The Marx Brothers and glorious fn all round (I feel happy, I feel happy! Most stupendously, wonderfully, delightfully recommended. (When you're King, you have to know these things.)