"Look, if I went around calling myself Emperor because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away."

Rating: 9/10 (16 March 1999)

Hilarious. All of the other posts pretty much say what I think, except for one thing...
I have never seen cats brutalized to badly in a movie before. Watch and in several scenes (the 'not quite' dead man, the dance routine at Camelot, etc.) we see people stepping on, throwing, or whipping black cats against walls.