You're crazy not to like it!

Rating: 10/10 (14 August 2007)

This is how 6 guys can become the majority of characters in a movie about King Arthur and royally SCREW IT UP COMPLETELY!!!! This one of the funniest movies that I have seen in my life!! Disagree if you may, but these guys were the kings of comedy. Graham Chapman (RIP), John Cleese, Terry Gilliam, Eric Idle, Terry Jones, and Michael Palin were the geniuses behind it all.
King Arthur (Graham Chapman) and his trusty companion Patsy are trotting in the fog..... with coconut halves to impersonate horse clomping. What the f**k? I couldn't help but laugh. When they reach a castle, two guards are asking how they got coconut halves. "We found them." "What? In Mercia? The coconuts are tropical." "What do you mean?" "This is a sub-temperate zone." "So? It could be carried." I'm not going to keep going on because I know that I will not stop. Along the way, King Arthur and Patsy come along the Black Knight, who is fighting a green knight, and eventually stabs a sword into the green knight's head. It's really fake. King Arthur tries to pass him, but must fight the Black Knight. He ends up cutting his arm off.
"You fight well, good Sir knight, but the fight is mine." "You sissy." "What? You're arm is off!" "No it isn't." "Look!!" "Just a scratch." He cuts the other arm. "'Tis a flesh wound." Then he cuts a leg off. Arthur says, "What're you gonna do, bleed on me?" He ends up cutting his other leg off as well. "Alright," Arthur says, "we'll call it a draw." It's really hilarious to watch that scene, especially the "'tis a flesh wound" part.
Over the course of the movie, Arthur comes across people who like to burn witches because they look like one. He gathers followers who are asked to come to Camelot, but then the silly song comes up, and then... "You know, on second thought, let's not go to Camelot. It is a silly place." They are asked by God to seek the Holy Grail; also, to stop shielding their eyes. "It's like those miserable Psalms. They're so depressing." They would find many adventures along the way, including a castle full of sexy girls, a three-headed knight, a killer monster, a seemingly harmless creature, and parts that will make you think "What the hell were these guys thinking??!!!!"
This is a great Monty Python movie. Watch it and you'll see why. Or you can disagree with me completely and think that it's a total waste of time. Your pick.