It's not dead yet!! Hysterical fun

Rating: 10/10 (10 June 2000)

When I first heard about this movie I balked. Holy Grail? It sounded like a bad Indiana Jones ripoff. However, within the first 15 minutes I was on the floor laughing and holding my sides. This movie has it all: violence, missing limbs, a chorus line of knights in full armor, bad french impersonators (with outraaaaageous accents!), violence towards cats, and a little sex (oral).
If you like great battle scenes see BraveHeart or Episode I. There's no great battles here. In fact the fighters keep going while spewing blood and missing appendages without even noticing. If you want romance then watch Casablanca. This has a castle (The Castle Anthrax no less) with 5 score young blondes and brunettes who set out after the chaste Sir Gallahad. If you like drama see Gone With the Wind...the most drama you'll find here is the cannibalistic consumption of some rather annoying minstrels, a terrifying construction paper monster, and an animator suffering a fatal heart attack. If you want an intelligent flick, then rent Pi...the most intellectual stretching you'll find here is the mind taxing "Gorge of Eternal Peril" in which unfortunate souls must answer mind wrenching questions like "What is your favorite color?"
If you just want some good fun then this is the movie for you. You'll laugh till you cry through most of it. Just supress the urge to hurl livestock at your tv with a catapult when you see the ending.