Mindless trash for the no attention span masses.

Rating: 1/10 (22 December 2002)

Did anyone actually watch this? The basic pattern of this movie is roughly 45 seconds of dialogue, and then a LOT of screaming and loud sound effects.
The perfect movie for those of us without any sort of attention span. Laugh at the wacky monsters screaming and hitting things and getting bonked on the head. Don't worry, it's going to happen again soon, so be patient during those three seconds of the characters talking, your mindless garbage is going to repeat itself real soon.
This movie has some neat graphics, big deal. Graphics mean nothing without anything to back them up.
Skip this and give your child a copy of The Hobbit (the BOOK, yes, those things with words printed on paper) instead. It's a good story that isn't dumbed down so much. Give your kids something that's worth their time, not this flashy and loud tripe with no real substance.