My prejudices included

Rating: 2/10 (15 January 2017)

I want to upfront admit that my prejudices are included in my views of Moana. First the Italian film of the same name from the last decade is a fave of mine. The legs, the breasts, the long hair and of course the realness ah I can smell the wonderful enchantress. Second like many of my buds I too am a lover of the famous porn star whether it is Moana's straight sex scenes, the more exotic ones with the dwarfs or the group action we love Moana. Indeed when we got together this weekend to have some brew and watch some porn on the big screen there was no doubt which Moana real red blooded men prefer. With that said, I took my brat and bratess to watch Disney's Moana and was somewhat bored. I wonder if my little man will grow up a real man's man or become a wussy Disney fan, but he watched it and did it quietly. My princess thought it wasn't good like Frozen so keep that in mind. As for different cultures and stuff I am no expert and in the new America that belongs to President Donald Trump who friggin cares(supposedly the spirit of her grandmother appearing and her falling down the hole have cultural meaning), but fact remains that the name Moana is not an attractive one as if someone wants to hear a woman moan anywhere. Be super thin, have long hair and cook and all is alright. Be your own woman and be a feminist lamestream fan and we got issues. Anwyay, it is available at your local multiplex for $10 per adult or $7 for little ones.