Loud. Stupid. Boring.

Rating: 2/10 (10 May 2006)

This film has as much entertainment value as a college sophomore who had too much to drink.
The superpowers of God, a.k.a Ethan Hunt, aren't consistent. He can track a shirt-button-sized device inside a building halfway across the world, but he can't get a signal on his cell phone. He finds a baseball pitching machine on a few minutes notice at night in Shanghai, or maybe he always packs one on his trips. His agents can fly a helicopter between the blades of a wind turbine, his equipment can track people inside a brick building and pick who are the bad guys and shoot them without human intervention.
It was fun while the "impossible" stuff was done with imagination and creativity, not with super gadgets or super agents.
With all this, the film has as much suspense as painting a wall and watching it dry. Not worth going to the theatre, not worth waiting for the DVD, not worth even waiting for it to appear on TV.