What's a nice Catholic Church like you doing in a film like this?

Rating: 3/10 (10 May 2006)

Maggie O attends a "do" at the Vatican half-undressed in a dress that's slit down the side. Pahleezee! In real life she'd never slither past the Swiss Guard, let alone the papal staff, which makes women tourists cover their arms.
When the Tom Cruise character checks in to fly to Singapore, he's disguised as a hippie. How did he pass through security without his hippie photo I.D.?
Unless you like car crashes and explosions, the film is utterly flimsy and unbelievable. The only part I half-way enjoyed was the mayhem on the bridge. Apparently because the TC character is always on the run, he only whispers his dialog.