Hilarious comedy

Rating: 1/10 (11 May 2006)

I can't decide if it's the worst action film ever or a hilarious and biting satirical statement about the state of the film industry.
either way it will definitely 'blow you away'.
from the start this movie runs headlong into the ridiculous and comes out the other side swinging. Thanks to JJ the film has a similar feeling to that of the TV series LOST in that absolutely nothing makes any sense whatsoever. The plot is flimsy nonsense, and all of the 'twists' in the 'plot' are so telegraphed that it's debatable as to whether they can actually be called twists. Apart from that the film is just a series of tired 'saving-the-world-with-1-second-to-go' clichés and poor dialogue.
Not only would I recommend that you don't see this film at the cinema or on DVD, but even if someone else rents it or you get it bought for you by some well meaning relative with horrifyingly poor taste in movies, I'd still recommend that you destroy it rather than watch it. it really is THAT bad.
put it this way, it's on a par with Charlies Angels: Full Throttle. If you've seen it you're probably already recoiling away from your monitor with horror or going for a shower in a vain attempt to cleanse yourself and try and drive away the horrible memories. If you haven't then you're one of the lucky ones.