Hysterically awful, no joke!

Rating: 1/10 (10 November 2011)

it felt like some basic cheesy cliché action movie, with the quick cuts and lethal weapon-type action. nothing new. the intro was so stupid, like who cares? stop showing tom cruise cry like a baby for his "girl". i liked john woos slow motion artsy-type fights TONS better (not to mention cruise looking cooler with long hair and real "dude" like). the other 2 felt more original in a sense, with the first one still being the best of the 3, as usual. this movie felt more like a rip of the Bourne movies, which i also think suck. and the dialogue was terrible, TERRIBLE, like that Humpty Dumpty line which fit no purpose at all, like am i watching MI movie or sponge bob? the villain, Seymour whatever, he was lame. REALLY lame. worst villain in any action movie i have ever seen. he was like this total nerd that acted like a tough guy or something, like he just came off as hysterically funny to me. he never seemed deadly, just weird and funny, like he was doing a comedy. the whole part with Ethan almost ejecting him off the plane was HYSTERICAL!!!! i laughed a lot at that scene, like i actually had tears in my eyes laughing. same with Keri Russel getting killed that her brain imploded, LOL, her face and everything, and it was like supposed to be all intense but came off REALLY silly and funny. i just thought this was the worst entry in the series by far, i hope they don't make any more and JJ Abrams really sucks with directing. just terrible. i also thought cruise "marrying" someone and living a "normal" life was also pathetic. this is a mission impossible action film and they tried to make it all emotional and deep. oh brother, this is why the first one is tons better, even the 2nd. and his girls comment about the name IMF stands for was utterly ridiculous, like what is this a movie or a self parody? horrible. and the plot was also a lot of drivel, didn't make ANY sense, about the stupid "rabbits foot", oh brother, thats so cliché and typical to keep you in suspense, like What is a rabbits foot? i say, who CARES! it was stupid anyway! and Laurence fishburne was totally wasted in this. my opinion? don't see this one, only if you like lame brained action movies with bad dialogue and stupid plots.