Wow

Rating: 1/10 (29 September 2006)

That's about the only thing that anyone can say about a movie like this. This movie was, for lack of a better word, ATROCIOUS! Sitting through the movie was like sitting through a root canal where the dentist put the drill up your ass and through your body just to get to your mouth. It was really that bad. The character of Ethan is totally changed. He's a cocky, arrogant, pretty-boy idiot. John Woo is a moron and his choreography is absolute trash. A 3-year-old with 2 Barbie dolls could make a better fight scene than Woo. The acting was so terrible that it made my eyes bleed. The plot was MORONIC. Who in the hell wants to release a deadly virus for stock options? I mean what the hell? And, honestly, why were there so many pointless parts to that movie? Everything that Ethan did seemed superfluous. It was so utterly corny that I had to laugh. If you watch it as a parody, it's fine. But as a serious action movie? It's not worth a rental. It's not worth the disc that it's on. It's not worth the time that was put into making it. And it's not worth the feces that the big Negro stepped in.