How can so much suck be in one place without a black hole forming?

Rating: 1/10 (30 May 2000)

OH MY GOD! I consider myself an old sci-fi fan, and I mean the whole nine yards. John Agar, MST3K, seen 9 of 11 of the movies they did on MST3K's first season on sci-fi chan before they were on MST3K, etc. This is the worst movie i have ever seen. John Woo, i'm ashamed of you. How could you do this. Face Off was fabulous but this? Why? Who do I write to get my $8.50 back?