I had a better time recovering from my hernia operation

Rating: 3/10 (31 December 2000)

Just saw this, this, this...movie? tonight on Pay-Per-View. Talk about suspension of disbelief, you'll need to do some serious levitation to accept just about every premise of this, this, this...come on, someone, help me out...pathetic, lame, comic, inexcusable waste of celluloid.

And, oh wow, what a surprise, they got the antidote for the pretty, buxom babe just in time. I didn't see that one coming.
Oh well, I guess I need to look at the bright side: $3.95 is a lot less painful than $19.00 (price of two movie tickets in NYC).
New Year's resolution for 2001 --> read more books, see fewer movies.
Thank you, IMDB, for letting me vent my spleen. Now perhaps the voices in my head will go away...