Hilarious

Rating: 2/10 (21 August 2007)

Sidesplitting comedy starring Kryptonian super hero Ethan Cruise. He is impervious to bullets, and can outrun them too.
Oh, this movie is bad. Really bad. The world's least exciting action hero and renowned James Bond wanna-be chases around for some miracle virus that can croak everybody. Originality such as that is on a par with a Scooby Doo cartoon, and remarkably, the story gets even stupider. There are about a hundred thousand faceless enemy agent guys for you-know-who to beat up or shoot up or blow up, while they fire thousands of rounds at him and.....miss. The lethal stuff? It of course is kept in a tiny vial that's designed to shatter if you look at it the wrong way.
The female lead (both actor and character) is a paper doll cutout, apparently from a fashion magazine, who manages to act down to the level of our hero. Did I mention he's on screen about 100% of the time? When he's not delivering brilliant lines like, "You won't die," he's having high speed motorcycle chase/fist fight with some guy, saving the world while moving in endless slo-mo shots, and staring blankly at other actors when they talk.
What's so humorous about this trash is how seriously it takes itself. The hilarity factor raises my vote on this about 5 notches from its actual cinematic value, enough to give it a 2 overall. Laughter is great medicine, and in that respect, this movie is just what the doctor ordered.