Celluloid Tedium

Rating: 1/10 (21 July 2001)

If you like plots that use every know cliche while maintaining a pace that would be called sluggish if it didn't seem pretty close to torpid while serving as vanity displays for a preening half-pint actor who suddenly fancies himself an action hero, this thing is for you. Otherwise, do yourself a massive favor and skip it.
What a yawn this turkey turned out to be.