Please, don't waste your money!

Rating: 1/10 (3 June 2000)

I have never wanted to walk out of a movie before, no matter how bad it was, but after just half an hour of Mission:Impossible II, I was ready to go. The only reason I didn't was because I thought the movie was so bad, it had to improve. Now I suppose I can do the rest of the population who haven't seen this movie a small service by begging you PLEASE not to waste your time and money by seeing this overrated, predictable, completely unbelievable, plotless piece of boredom. {I haven't seen Mission: Impossible, by the way.} The plot of mi2 seemed to be 'Tom Cruise must get valuable thingy back, falling in lust with pouty chick and doing far too many drawn out action scenes while he's at it.' Some more reasons I hated it are: the absolute lack of intended comic relief {you can groan at the absolute lack of reality in the action scenes, though}; and the fact that it was so damn loud! {That could be blamed on the cinema I saw it at, though.}I got two things out of this movie: 1, hours of exclaiming over all the flaws and wishing I could get my money back, 2, when you feel like walking out, walk out!