One rotten movie if you take it seriously at all. . .

Rating: 5/10 (9 April 2001)

Lessee. . .Cruise-bo manages to kick all the bad guys butts and still maintain his silky locks, while simultaneously cue-ing white pigeons to fly as he rescues the girl and the world at the same time.
This stuff is hilariously campy if you watch it on video with a room full of friends and you can take turns mocking its vain self-importance.
What on earth could Tom Cruise have been thinking here besides $$$?