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Rating: 3/10 (19 September 2001)

Hey Tom Cruise, if you're listening, pay attention: There's a big difference between making money and creating a legacy. This stuff may rake in the bucks, but it sucks. I'm no art film junky. I appreciate a good, mindless action film every summer. But I want one that doesn't completely copy its predecessor. How about a movie without you dangling from a rope? Or playing Kick-Boxer Guy? How about taking some of those dollars and investing in an original idea? You used to be something. Now you're just another schmuck a mid-life crisis away from oblivion. If Harrison Ford can become irrelevant, you're certainly expendable.