Hope the NSA was paying attention

Rating: 1/10 (3 June 2001)

Boy, will the CIA and the NSA ever be happy to learn that if you want to be an undercover agent, all you have to do is snap your fingers, and presto, you have a latex mask and magic micro-chip so you can impersonate anyone in the world. And not, like you might think, in a matter of days or weeks. No sir, meet someone new right now, reach in your jacket, and there it is, their likeness. It is so great that we have special effects like this. Now we don't need writers anymore. Actually, come to think of it, we don't even need a plot anymore. Let's just pay "actors" 25 million a picture to come on screen and stand there while a computer generated fireworks show plays in the background. Or foreground. Actually, do we still need the actors...?