Ethan Bond

Rating: 2/10 (24 May 2000)

What happened to the IMF? Are they lost in space? Are they visiting the Adams Family? Are they out on Route 66 somewhere? This is a James Bond script, not a Mission Impossible! The IMF used to plot a job, have one minor glitch from which they deftly recover, then get the goods and split town. Our rock climbing, thigh hopping Ethan is a poor second generation IMFer.
The High Camp and predictability quotients here are too high to satisfy. A Porche Ballet? Come on!
Oh, and I just happen to be carrying a full prosthetic of the Supporting Villain in my knapsack, give me a minute while I tuck it in..... Really, Mr. Woo., shame on you for allowing the writers to do that to you.