MI:Blew

Rating: Null/10 (9 November 2001)

I thought this movie was terrible way before I saw the blatant rip off of the waterfall scene from Last of the Mohicans. You know the one, where Hawkeye says to whatsherface "Whatever happens, stay alive, I will find you" before he jumps through the waterfall. In this w*** of a movie Tom Cruise says almost the exact same thing to his lady friend before he jumps out a window. That's about the time I felt like walking out. I wish I did because it only got worse. And bugger me mate, hearing Australian actors mate putting on the stereotypical "Aussie" accent mate was almost too much to take mate. For people in the States who think we all speak like that, WE DON'T!! And in case you were wondering, I don't know a single person who drinks Fosters either.