Bored me to Tears

Rating: 3/10 (25 February 2006)

Spoiler? Yeah, right. Like we haven't seen a movie like this before. I can easily summarize this movie by relating it to Mario Brothers (the game): Mario kills the inferior bad guys before getting to Bowser, then he saves the Princess, with the help of Luigi and Toad.
Sorry, Tom, but this movie really made me sleepy. I mean, come on, what happened to make Ethan grow out his hair? Too much stress? The fact he thought that he could impress the ladies? I have no idea, but...this movie bored me to tears.
Tom Cruise is back as Ethan Hunt in this slow, dreadfully boring, Spanish guitar playing, stupid slow-mo, Spanish-British loving movie whose action is like...the last 15 or 20 minutes.
For the first hour, the movie dragged on with some pretty corny stuff. Why would anyone slow-mo a car wreck? We don't need to see Ethan Hunt toss around his hair like that guy on Shrek 2, do we? No. We want action. We want the Ethan Hunt on the first movie. The one who runs, screams on the telephone, and doesn't have such a serious relationship. If we wanted to watch a movie with so much love in it (it practically revolves around it), we would've watched Pretty Woman or something. This movie is supposed to have action--but where? Only at the end? I liked the bad guys more in this movie--at least they knew it was supposed to be action.
This movie makes me tired just to speak about it.
If you want a sleeping pill, go watch this movie. If you want some caffeine, go watch the other. MI three better be good, that's all I can say.