Mission Implausible

Rating: 2/10 (29 May 2000)

It's long. It's dull. It's pointless. And narcissistic, self-indulgent, and silly. From the opening love-me shot of Tom Cruise's whiskers as he freestyle climbs a giant rock for no reason (I'm thinking of going back in hopes that this time Agent Hunt will fall and spare everyone the rest of the movie) through the parade of stupid villains and idiot henchmen to the ridiculous closing action sequences, this is just a stupid movie.
I can't go into detail about the film's many flaws without posting spoilers and ruining the movie, but on second thought, anything that prevents people from spending money on this tripe is a good idea.
Do yourself a favor. Ignore the hype.