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Rating: 10/10 (26 May 2000)

This movie, if all of the slow motion were played in real time, would have been only 45 minutes long. That would have been much better than the 2 hour piece of crap us movie goers have to suffer. I wanted to leave, but my girlfriend wouldn't let me. She said something about loving Cruise's hair. Good god, this mission should have been aborted.