Cruisifiction!!

Rating: 1/10 (31 May 2000)

The movie should have been appropriately named : 'Men in the Magic Masks' or 'Mission:Implausible'
From where do I start grunting about this movie....It was so overwhelmingly downright gutterish,I felt I should've listened to one of the first reviews in imdb where some user had mentioned Ethan Hunt was a moron...I'd like to add to the above comment that he's a 'panzy moron'..... From the gravity defying stunts to the ridiculous unmasking scenes to the insipid slow-motions and of course the most obvious "terribly flawed no storyline"... This movie can be shown to aspiring directors how not to make a movie!! The best part of the movie was when the bad guy says " Ethan Hunt, how can I forget you and your stupid smile you flash every fifteen minutes " - you nailed the only plausible monologue of the movie !! To wrap it up the movie aspires to be a cheap Bond flick which it falls real short of......