it doesn't get more stupid than this

Rating: 1/10 (12 January 2003)

why is it, that non-american directors coming to the usa allways try to top the local directors concerning cheesiness and stupid popcorn hollywood flicks?
just like roland emmerich with independence day or godzilla now john woo tries to make a movie witch would even insult the intelligence of todays low-brain popcorn-audiance!
when i saw this movie i couldn't help but laughing out loud at some scenes which were meant to be eighter dramatic or action filled! does it get anymore cheesy than in this scene when the bad guy beholds tom cruise walking by this ring of fire and this stupid dove ascending in slow-mo? and just before that, when he puts one of the villians a mask of his face on and vice versa? how good to always have some latex handy, not to mention that stupid voice modulator!
and did you ever slide on your shoes next to a motorbike riding 100mph? guess you would grind your legs up to your hips! but not ethan hunt! man this film reminds me of the old batman series concerning cornyness and unintented humor! "give me the shark repelant spray, robin"! nevertheless, i did feel ripped of after leaving the cinema! this movie wasn't supposed to be a joke and even if it did, it was a lame one! there isn't a more stupid way to blow up a huge amount of money than producing a movie idiotic and ridiculous like this!