Mission Forgettable

Rating: 4/10 (30 July 2015)

I suppose car-p*rn is not my kind of film; and neither are James Bond imitations. Nonetheless, the audience seemed to enjoy it. There were intellectually challenged men in the audience (really) and they seemed to enjoy it. So, I'm not going to trash the film, because I - intelligent action fan - just wasn't the intended audience. It had nice action scenes, but was clearly aimed towards an ideal viewers IQ of 90. The babe was cute, but Tom Cruise looks old. Sorry, Tom. Life's hard. The story was messy and is best described as a long boy meets girl foreplay, consisting of car wrecks and meant to be stimulating camera flashes of women's legs. Aww, it wasn't bad for an action film. Some people will like it.