Worst MI so far!

Rating: 1/10 (7 July 2019)

Now the MI movies have never been my cup of tea, the first one only barely gets a 6/10 from me, the 2nd one got a 4/10 for being enjoyable even though it was a bad movie and the 3rd I gave a 2/10 {I can't now remember a single thing about it and I only watched it for the second time about 6 months ago if that!}....I thought that had to be the nadir for the MI franchise, I'd actually skipped the rest for the past decade having given up on them but now, thanks to Netflix I have finally seen MI-4....And I'm absolutely STUNNED at the ineptitude on display in this movie!
1) The Russian Agent acts more like a detective in a cop movie than the agent he is supposed to be.
2) There is no explanation given of how exactly the villain even knew they were in the Kremlin at that time to piggyback on them and frame them!
3) The carcrash scene and 500 bullets being fired into the water is just asinine....How exactly were the Russians following them in the first place? Again there's no elfin' explanation given of how they know Cruise in the secretary's limo! OR Why they just start shooting! {Until the agent arrived to tell them to stop I thought they were the villain's goons!} And let's not go into just how dead Cruise and Renner would have been without plot armour!
4) The climbing scene up the Burj Khalifa is just straight up FANTASY! Cruise seems to be able to change direction in MID-AIR! And what is it with the constant raising of the stakes!?! His glove fails, He can't finish the cutting of the glass and ACTUALLY FALLS! Then he gets back up to the glass that still isn't cut, without his cutting tool, smashes the glass with his foot and somehow propels himself inside without any of the velocity necessary to do so!
5) Getting back down we again raise the stakes when his line somehow isn't long enough and he has to do another ridiculous flight through the window ONLY FOR THINGS TO EVEN MORE STUPID as He doesn't quite make it, Renner grabs on to him and the woman grabs on to Renner and a Rug and we have Cruise and HALF OF RENNER too hanging out of this window 100 stories up BOTH being held by Renner's trouser leg by a 100 pound woman who is somehow anchored by a rug!!!
6) The plan has to go wrong at the last minute OF COURSE but why is he chasing after the villain when he's already stated to let that guy go for now!?!
7) The Chase through the sandstorm is yet more Hollywood idiocy!
8) That's right, leave the computer guy holding the gun on the world class ASSASSIN!!!
9) The female MI Agent {Carter} is implausibly bad at the seduction of the Indian billionaire yet somehow he accepts her manhandling him over and over again, twisting his arm so he's on his knees at least once! If he's meant to be a masochist who likes women to be the ones with the power TELL US THAT BEFOREHAND! Or at least AFTERWARDS!
10) I don't know what to say about the multi-storey carpark fight other than Aaaarrrggh WHAT THE PUCK!?!
Straight up this is one of the worst ACTION movies I have EVER seen....Possibly THE worst! I've seen worse comedies and I've seen horror movies I've really loathed but I didn't think it was possible for a pure Action Movie to be THIS bad! I really hope MI-5 is a decent film, come on, at least a 7/10 PLEASE!