Snooze Protocol

Rating: 1/10 (24 May 2012)

Why people loove this pile of garbage so much is beyond me. It tells a lot about the fact that the audience that likes this don't have a clue about judging bad movies from good movies.
Mission Impossible 1 was bad but still 100 times better than this one.
MI:2 was bad but still 100 times better than this one.
MI:3 was a master piece.
And because the third movie was so excellent, Ghost Protocol seems even more like ameteur hour.
The movie is very very long and has almost no action. And the few actionscenes that there are, are badly made. Shot in a weird way with no continuity and members of Hunts team asking moronic questionsd instead of killing the badguys. The only scene that worked was of course the one where Hunt hangs outside the tallest buliding in the world. That having been said, I've seen Olsen Banden (danish comedies about a trio of robbers from the 1970'ies) that had more action that Snooze Protocol.FAIL!! The attempt at being funny, also fails. And so does the annoying stuff about malfunctioning gear and the fact that this group of morons could'nt work together if their very lifes depended on it. And their lifes does depend on them working together, because the villain wants to start world war 3. But the lousy director Brad Bird, can't make it the least bit exciting. Instead he tries to make every scene funny.
FAIL AGAIN!! The villain is badly played by Swedish actor Michael Nyquist. He does'nt appear dangerous at all and he looks like he is about to fall asleep in the very short time he is actually in the movie.
FAIL AGAIN!!
I also hate Agent Brandt, who could have been a rouge agent but instead have this stupid secret that he thinks he killed Hunts wife, from the third movie, which he did'nt and Hunt appaerently knows this through the entire film, which leaves the hole mysterious stuff about Brandt as a giant plot hole.
FAIL AGAIN!! When the hell are Hollywood ever gonna stop using directors to direct action movies, who does'nt have a clue how to make action movies?? In Brad Birds case it's his first time ever, directing actors. And he can't even get that right.
FAIL! FAIL! FAIL! FAIL!