Please see MR if you want to feel like you're drowning in a sewer.

Rating: Null/10 (8 July 2002)

This self-important mess is provocative in one way only; you keep thinking, `When will this be over!' A movie you'll wish runs under two hours.
Most scenes depict grizzly murders, garbage-strewn rooms till you want to gag, smoke-filled rooms till you feel you're choking or holding your breath. It's non-stop disgusting and revolting. Heartless and soul-less. Now throw in some bloody, extracted eyeballs.
One of the `funny' moments, a jetpack on some flying cop's back that causes chop meat patties on a grill to barbecue. It just flops, imbedded in this dismal, humorless, cesspool.
Two people walked out early . . . would that it had been my wife and I. Might have, but the other movie showing was `Men In Black II.'
Not only should DreamWorks return our twenty dollars, I feel like suing for mental cruelty, audience abuse, and crimes against civilization for that dehumanizing nightmare.
And I take offense at references to the Civil War and Abraham Lincoln, as if this atrocity can be given resonance by association with honor or glory.