Blade Bummer

Rating: 1/10 (10 August 2019)

Looking as if it were filmed with a lens splattered with icky green goo, MINORITY REPORT takes us into yet another Philip K. Dick futureworld where the government is doing what seems is the best for society but is actually... no good at all...
The entire set up is preposterous: Like MACBETH had three witches setting up the plot, there are three half-naked bald people (one a hot chick) in a large tub of liquid, projecting images of murders that haven't happened, and Tom Cruise goes and arrests these guilty people and is, soon enough, like the Film Noir/Wrong Man movies that inspired Steven Spielberg to try replicating (pun intended) Blade Runner, is framed for almost-murder and chased down like the criminals he used to... chase down...
But the over abundance of CGI, and the fact that no characters have any chemistry with each other, or the altered-reality world in which they exist, makes this a tedious, tiresome waste of noisy bedlam.