Yawn

Rating: Null/10 (28 January 2003)

I bought this film on DVD before I'd seen it. Well, it is Speilberg after all. I sat down with my girlfriend to watch 'Minority Report' with much excitement and anticipation. Twenty minutes later I was struggling to stay awake. Had it not been for her, I would have whipped it out of my DVD player and put it with all the other beer mats.
Speilberg is a legend... but my God this is bad.
The plot (or what paper thin plot there is) seems to be the illegimate child of 'The Fugitive' and 'Mission Impossible' (btw, Steven watch 'The Fugitive' and see how it's done son). Tom Cruise yet again faxes his performance in. I do honestly believe that there is a genuinely average actor bursting to get out of Mr. T. Cruise but we have yet to see him. But until then we have to put up with these love letters from Cruise to Cruise.
Now I'm not going to waste any more of my life writing about such an unimportant and dull film.
PS One copy of 'Minority Report' (used only once) for sale. OK, OK you can have it for free...