Shameless Cash Grab

Rating: 1/10 (3 June 2019)

The visuals are NOT beautiful or gorgeous, contrary to what the top review (charliep14) said.
It is lazy, incoherent and mindless. Everytime it trys to be funny it comes out as obnoxious and rude to the viewer.
This wasn't a movie, it was an ad for the insane amounts of merchandise that was inevitably made. Minions is like a much worse Lego Movie.
Any hidden good points are really just invalidated by this movies true sinister intentions.
I hate this movie so much.
It's a shame I can't rate this lower than 1.
I actually give it 0.1 out 10.