Nominated For Documentary of the Year

Rating: 10/10 (27 March 2018)

Despite all of its criticism, I believe that Minions is not only a great movie, but the best movie of all time. The Godfather pales in comparison to this masterpiece. I also believe that Minions provides the most sex appeal out of any movie in the modern era due to its characters. Gru and Bob provide the sexiest moments in the film, and I believe that Bob's buttocks were just as close to breaking the internet as Kim Kardashian's were. This film displays the danger that the Minions had to do through in order to survive, and this film is the best documentary since March of the Penguins or whatever it was called. I now dress as a minion every night, and when I go to bed, I pray to Gru to protect my soul. I also follow an intense workout routine in order to have a butt like Bob, yet I know that I will never reach his level of thicccccccccccccness. He transcends the human race in all ways and has an IQ of 350. Bob has also won, best lead actor, best male actor, best female actor, best picture, best documentary, and best female supporting actor. Thank for reading this review, and I believe that Minions will indeed recieve the praise and worship that it deserves.