There are cheap-ass Spin-offs, and there is the Minions movie

Rating: 1/10 (3 July 2015)

Ever since watching Despicable Me I'm totally in LOVE with the Minions. Everyone around me knows me for being sorta crazy about these little yellow dudes. Minions are just AWESOME!
So, when I learned there would be a Minions movie I was in ecstasy really... But, as time progressed and more information became available about the movie my expectations started to drop.... Part of the magic of Minions was NOT knowing where they came from. But, hey, they are Minions! So, of course I needed to see the movie. And I'm truly sorry I did. Horribly disappointing! No story what so ever (I mean, at least 15 minutes with a voice over needed to explain what the movie is about says it all!). All jokes were already in the previews. Nothing exciting, nothing really funny. Just pure- and utter boredom! I really regret ever seeing this movie. It takes the Despicable Me movies down with it. I can give everyone who hasn't seen this movie only one advise: DON'T even think of watching this movie!! It's nothing more then a cheap spin-off intended to make a lot of money on the success of the Minions in the Despicable Me movies. Even the music was recycled from the previous movies and games. I'll try to forget seeing this movie and will stay away from it as far as I possibly can! Horrible, horrible, horrible! Shame on everyone responsible for creating this monstrosity.
Phew, it does feel good to have this off my mind...