OMG! The theme is evil!

Rating: 2/10 (12 July 2015)

Minions is just like a much worse version of Despicable Me. It shows that being evil is cool for kids. Kids will follow that since everything done in movies are being copied by children. Despicable Me was a great movie, with a heart. This one, however, lacked heart. The humor is inappropriate and dark. I was expecting everyone in the theater to laugh, but only few people laughed and few laughs were present in the right funny scenes. During the dark comedic scenes, nobody laughed. It's not for kids anymore! Some dark humor like a whole family robbing a bank (I hate that part. I wanted to like it because a Beatles' song was playing, but it's not funny! Nobody in the cinema even laughed at that scene.), hypnotizing guards and making them take off their clothes and dance, pushing a girl in the escalator, dethroning Queen Elizabeth, etc. And the theme is evil! The first Despicable Me movie was evil, but not fully! It ended with a positive ending. How about this one? Nope, it didn't lose the evilness at the end (though it was epic with Gru's appearance). Other than the inappropriate humor, there are some that are still funny. Some of the minion's humor are funny and are better than the inappropriate humor, but most remain unfunny.
One thing I don't get with the others is that they hated watching a movie with mostly gibberish language from the minions. Can't they understand that this movie focuses on the origin of gibberish speaking minions? I don't need subtitles, some are translated by a narrator and some are easy to understand even though it is gibberish. The songs used in the movie were perfect. Hearing the classic songs make me feel like I am listening to Awesome Mix Vol. 2 (from Guardians of the Galaxy). I was happy that the Beatles' song was played in the movie (I'm not sure if it was really them stepping on the minions because I thought the Beatles had a cameo). Now for the voice acting. Pierre Coffin was OK in speaking gibberish, but he can't beat Chris Renaud's minion speaking. Sandra Bullock was just OK in voice acting, not that impressive. I didn't really like her character either as it represents Satan. Michael Keaton, even though I hate his character, was as good as his Birdman role even though it was voice acting. Jon Hamm was much better than Sandra Bullock's villain voice acting.
Minions lacks heart, it has an evil theme, and inappropriate humor, and is a terrible origin story about the minions. Minions serving the baddest villain? Evolution? (I am a Christian, so forgive me for that) The film's tone is really evil. It's not as fun as the first two Despicable Me movies were. Don't add this to your Despicable Me collection since it is a really evil film. Not worth the money or your time. Go watch the first two Despicable Me movies and if that idea isn't good, hug Baymax instead of minions. I'm sorry if this hurts so much, but the minions represent demons and servants of Satan. If you are a Christian, don't watch this. That's why I said "Hug Baymax" instead of minions. I really regret watching this movie that teaches being evil is cool. Spend your moeny on Inside Out instead. While it is too complex for children to understand, it has a good influence and teaches that too much of everything is bad and life is not all about happiness, which is why sometimes it is fine to feel a negative emotion. What about Minions? Evil is cool! Be a criminal so that you will be better than everyone. Not a good influence, right?
1/10 +1 for Beatles scene. 2/10