I really enjoyed the in-depth look into the minions lore

Rating: 1/10 (24 February 2019)

I'll never forget the first time I watched this film. I woke up early, pulled off my minions blanket, ran to the bathroom, pulled aside the minions shower curtain and began my shower, thinking all about the movie that would change me forever. Fast forward a few hours to the midday showing of minions, as my stepdad drove me to the movie theater, I honestly had moderate-severe anxiety. It's like the feeling you get right before graduating middle school, so many feelings of excitement. I have to admit though, I've never felt more confident with my appearance as I stepped foot into my local 2 star theater decked out in my minions overalls, as well as my minions gloves & boots. I walked up to the front counter "minions for one please" i said as I handed the attendant my weekly allowance. "Would you like any snacks or popcorn?" Asked the attendednt. "Oh no thanks, I'm fine" I replied. But little did they know, inside my overall pouch lay hidden away, 3 minions twinkies, and of course 1 ripe BA-NA-NA, so I could maximize my viewing experience. I walked to theater number 4 & found a sweet front row seat, directly in front of the screen. Eventually the trailers came to an end and the lights began to dim. "Here we go" I said as I pulled my minions goggles over my eyes. The next hour and a half was pure ecstasy.