a joke of a film

Rating: 2/10 (1 August 2005)

I paid ten bucks to see this stunningly mediocre movie on the big screen, and what a laugh. The dialog is corny as can be, the character's emotional reactions are staggeringly unrealistic, the casting is a farce, every character in this film cannot rise above a two-dimensional cookie-cutout. Cliché after cliché after cliché, with some glycerin tears and a scary-looking black psychopathic female boxer thrown in to thrill and impress the Midwestern mentality. bored to the brink of tears, i want my money back. i give it a two only because it's not the worst film i've ever seen, but it's not worthy of any awards. And what is the deal with being forced to write more than i care to? this film doesn't deserve ten lines of comment and i want it to be known that i went out of my way to write the last two sentences only because this Nazi site won't let me post otherwise.