Oscars for all involved!

Rating: Null/10 (4 February 2005)

Simply put, this film is a death-defying, as well as life-affirming treatise on the so-called, "Child-Gladiator-Bovine" triad, recently popularized in Tibetan "slam cafés".
A reach, I suppose. But I stand by it. We must always stand by words which have served us. It is the servers that serve automation. These protocols have no other mothers. Let machine language recognizers do all the fruit punching. Unix is the real Million Dollar Baby. Let us all worship the God of automation and productivity. There are no writers, only self-starting euphemisms.
In conclusion, let me just state that Clint Eastwood's latest effort is plainly superior to the strikingly similar, but lessor-known 1982 Tibetan slam café expose, "Raging Cow."