A load of old cobblers

Rating: 3/10 (6 March 2020)

How did they get this so wrong?
Every element of this film is overstated to the point of caricature: from hammed-up acting, pedestrian 1-dimensional screenplay, ludicrously over-the-top special effects.
The tone is overwhelmingly desperate 'Amurricuh, flip yeah'.
Probably being a little overly generous with 3 stars, but hey; it's got to be Christmas somewhere.