A load of Swedish meatballs

Rating: 1/10 (19 July 2019)

Who has Ari Aster got dirt on to keep getting money to make films? This is such an obvious Wicker Man RIP that it's not even subtle. The problem is that it has none of the menace, pacing, plot or performances contained in aforementioned classic. Not to mention some of the worst gore effects this side of a troma film and some unintentionally hysterical moments that I'm sure dear Ari mistook for terror. I've seen scarier episodes of Sooty as a kid. Please stay away, he'll only make more otherwise.