This Epic Exploration of Scandanavian Traditions . . .

Rating: 8/10 (10 July 2019)

. . . totally validates Leader-for-Life Trump's decision to limit all future immigration onto our American Homeland to long-time citizens of Nordic countries, including Norway, The Netherlands, Denmark, Finland, and--especially--Sweden. The Swedes have more to offer America than just meat balls and swimsuit models, MIDSOMMAR discloses. Though his weak-kneed party predecessors have paid lip service to eliminating the main drain on the resources of U.S. Job Creators--the Twin Evils of Social Security and Medicare--Leader-for-Life Trump's goal in flooding America with Swedes obviously is to gain access to and widespread acceptance of their Better Idea for handling needy senior citizens. As MIDSOMMAR documents, when Swedish oldsters hit retirement age (aka, obsolescence) , they're shamed into taking high dives off rock quarry cliffs. (If they show any signs of life after their swan dives, their grandkids quickly beat their brains out with large wooden mallets.) Furthermore, the Swedes do not have to waste a lot of money building walls to keep foreigners out of their Homeland. MIDSOMMAR illustrates that a few billionaire outsiders or top-rated hot chicks can be allowed in. After siphoning of this cream-of-the-crop, the vast remainder of insurgent tourists or wannabes can be cooked and eaten.
Some viewers may argue that MIDSOMMAR is being released too late in this POTUS election cycle to solidify Leader-for-Life Trump's plan for our New America, Swedish Style. On the contrary, the Fat Lady already has sung. More importantly, the tanks have circled all of the beloved symbols of America in Washington DC (on July Fourth, 2019), as a dress rehearsal for what will happen in November, 2020, IF at least 98% of voters DO NOT accept Leader-for-Life Trump's MIDSOMMAR makeover of our beleaguered USA Homeland. It's a safe bet that our younger generations will sweep away all opposition to the MIDSOMMAR Solution in a tidal wave, so get out your mallets, Millennials: It's Whacking Time!!