I would rather watch Pootie Tang

Rating: 1/10 (28 March 2020)

I don't even know where to start with how bad this was. I am a big horror fan and not the basic jump scare/slasher only type. I like a good buildup with tension that you can almost feel yourself. This movie did that well until well.. it didn't. After about an hour in I was dozing off waiting for something, literally ANYTHING, interesting to happen and I never got it. What I ended up getting instead was the weirdest sh** I have ever seen in a major movie along with the laziest ending ever. I can't believe I wasted so much time with this movie. I am an overnight security guard and I basically sit at a desk all night and pass the time. Had I not been at work with nothing specific to watch I know I would not have made it to this end of this. 2 stars instead of one though only because of the fact that it was so bad I feel like I kept watching because of it. Like I couldn't and still cant believe so much work was put into this bizarre piece of trash.