One of the worst movies ever

Rating: 1/10 (27 October 2019)

This is possibly the worst film I have ever seen. It seems to be a new concept, widely accepted by Millennials, that if something is bizarre and viewed as awful by the majority then they must support it and call it the greatest thing ever.
For a start it is not a horror movie but a psychological thriller albeit a very, very, very slow one. There are entire portions of the movie spanning 30-40 minutes where literally nothing happens.
Having arrived at their weird Swedish friends hometown 3 of them have disappeared within 48 hours and none of the cast seem to have a problem with this. When talking about someone being missing they ask "oh where is she?" Someone responds I saw her running screaming earlier, to which the completely not guilty (wink wink ) townsperson advises no I drove her into town and they just accept it!! It is utterly ridiculous.
After witnessing 2 people jump off a cliff and die, one quickly and the other after a few smashes to the head with a wooden sledgehammer because he survived the fall they start screaming and want to leave but then are easily satiated when their friend tells them oh it's a tradition. Ok that's fine we don't mind people jump to their deaths at a certain age then being finished off by wooden hammer because we love tradition after all.
So 3 friends missing, people jumping off cliffs and then getting beat to death, possibly being surrounded by the weirdest cult you will ever see, whilst in a remote location but yeah let's stay here another night.
The cult then start singing and making random noses for literally 2 hours of the movie and not a great deal else happens. The scenes I have described are about 10-15 minutes of this film with the rest mostly being filled by people sitting, staring, making weird noses, dancing around maypoles and eating the most disgusting looking food you will ever see. That's really it.
I cannot overstate how mind numbingly boring this movie is. At all costs do not watch this thinking it is a horror movie, it's not. I seriously considered breaking up with my girlfriend for making me stay to the end, yes it really is that bad.