Like the pretty girl at the club, all show and nothing inside

Rating: 4/10 (26 September 2019)

Well the cinematography is stunning as is the direction, however the dialogue/script is totally vapid and in love with itself. The characters bore the hell out of you and no connection can be made too them. The biggest problem is its speed, there is none, the progression meanders, we all know what is coming but takes ages to arrive. In the end you are left wanting and regret the time spent, If it wasn't for the colours and cinematography it would only get a two star rating. Don't believe the high scores, it's just the usual folk who want to be seen as arty, you'll have it proven two and a bit hours in, just truly corny and laughable. Seriously, it's like they just thought hadn't we better do something to provoke discussion, I just howled with laughter at the final scenes, bingo and the Bear from Bo Selecta. Go watch the original Wicker Man instead