I was looking forward to seeing this...

Rating: 2/10 (3 October 2019)

And then I watched it. What the hell is going on here? I gave it two stars because the visuals are really good. Costume, gore was realistic, beautiful scenery, and the trips were well done.
Now the bad, which is basically everything else. The movie was pretty dead up until the first head crack, face smash in the rock, which happened at an hour in. So for a whole hour the girl is crying, complaining and being so insecure it was annoying. Why did she even go on the trip, why did the friends let her if they hated her so much? If I was planning a girls trip and one friends annoying, needy boyfriend hopped on at the last minute, I would have something to say. Nothing these people did was logical. Weird creepy cult or not. Friends disappear, no one is concerned. Find a red hot pubey in your soup and you know who did it but continue eating and drinking. Grandma and Grandpa jump to their death and everyone still stays. Grandpa did it wrong, so the other children of the corn, helped him out, not once, not twice but a few times. Yeah I think you got him. The weird love making scene.... I was shocked and I also laughed. All the moaning and screaming while some weirdo physically helps you out because let's face it, they're tired of screaming. When the friend gets it, for taking pictures of the coloring book/Bible, the sloth from Goonies, pulls a house of wax/ house of a 1000 corpses and is wearing another person's face. I honestly just don't know what else to say. It was pretty at times to look at but it was "Mother" kind of weird..
Then there's the bear suit LOLOL this is why I don't tavel.