Five word review or a quickie quint quantitation

Rating: 1/10 (8 July 2011)

Woody Allen has lost it. This movie sucked big time. Made me want to vomit. Lens cap still on camera. Why did they make this. I bet they loose money. You have to be kidding. What a waste of time. I want my money back. Music was the best part. Woody, what were you thinking? What happened to the talent? I want refund for popcorn. Who's idea was this stinker. The costumes were really great. The acting was very disappointing. Avoid this like the plague. There was no character development. My hopes were let down. I expected a lot more. This actor list should deliver. I usually love these guys. What made this film fail. Must be terribly bad directing. The critics were very wrong. I promised five word critiques. IMDb will probably delete this, Woody would see the irony. He might even like this. Five word critiques are hard. I want Woody to laugh. Sorry Woody, really bad film. I have enjoyed your career. But this one's a turkey. Write us another hit movie. I know you have it. I hope IMDb prints this. Include these same fine actors. Take the lens cap off. I must be leaving now. Better luck with next movie. I could write for you. Maybe add Mike Mters too. Anyway have a nice weekend. Start that new project now.