A Worthy Sequel That Could've Been Even Better...

Rating: 7/10 (22 April 2013)

Five years ago, ultra-secret agents K (Tommy Lee Jones) and J (Will Smith) stopped the Earth from being destroyed by the actions of an alien "bug". However, K's memory was erased shortly after, so J's been working alone. After "neuralyzing" his latest partner, J is ordered by MIB chief Zed to investigate the landing of a tiny ship in Central Park. Discovering an evil alien named Serleena has arrived to find "the light of Zartha", Zed tells J to bring K back into the fold...but MIB headquarters is invaded before they can return. K's memory is eventually restored, but another event is revealed: the Light of Zartha will self-destruct unless it leaves the planet by midnight! The performances were pretty good all-around, though making the villain a wannabe lingerie-model was completely unnecessary. There's also a reference to aliens called "ballchinians", who have testicle-like appendages on their chins. Another creature's face resembles a pile of dog manure.