Take the money and rent some DVDs

Rating: 1/10 (4 July 2002)

I like to be entertained. I don't like to waste money. With tickets costing upwards of 9.00, the average movie date costs as much as an average dinner. The difference between dinner and this movie is that I can send dinner back.
The point of a sequel is to move forward in some type of timeline, introducing some (I repeat, some)new characters. This movie was a dog, in the sense of a dog chasing its own tail. With the predictable plots, lines that could have been phoned in, wooden acting, and rehashed themes, it looks like Sydney (Random Hearts) Pollack and Robert (Dr. T. and the Women) were consultants on this film.
When Academy Award-nominated actor gets upstaged by a dog, it's time to pack it in and go straight to video.
If MIB III is made, someone needs to see if Barry is really a Ballchinian in disguise.