There really is a hell.

Rating: Null/10 (3 July 2002)

Never have I sat down and watched a movie so definitive of all that is unholy about sequels. I've figured out how the production of this movie came to be. It goes like this:
Three studio executives sitting around a poker table. "Hey, you know what we should do? Make a sequel to that Men In Black picture." "You know, that's a good idea! We can have that talking dog sing Aretha Franklin songs and smoke cigars." "Yeah, that'd be funny to see."
Five guys off the street who had heard from a friend that the original Men In Black was good wrote 40 or so random scenes and put them all together in no particular order. They called their abstract collage Men In Black II (or MIIB so they could fit it on the backs of action figures). Barry Sonnenfeld read the script whilst sitting on the pot and said "We'll start shooting Friday". He then proceeded to direct the movie from 600 miles away over Yahoo! Messenger. They used the first take for every scene and did the special effects with Microsoft Word 97 (Don't ask me how, but they did it). Then Rick Baker made some really good creatures only to have them shown for.00000273 of a second.
With filming complete they made the Burger King toys then began editing the feature. With a lack of anyone who knew how to run the editing software they were forced to turn the entire thing into one enormous flip-book. You can know see a screening of the flip-book at your local theater.

Good work Hollywood execs you've made us all dumber once again!