Tired, lifeless, and sad

Rating: Null/10 (11 November 2002)

If Men in Black II was a toaster, I would return it as defective. It's Pat, the movie had more laughs than this. Will Smith's top priority was looking cool. Being funny was secondary. Tommy Lee Jones just looked like a constipated old man. The script seemed like it was written by the concerted efforts of your average elementary school class. All in all, it maintains Hollywood's latest commandment: Originality is a sin!
Message to Will Smith and Barry Sonnefeld: I hope you guys enjoyed the money that you made from this film. As far as I'm concerned, you took it under false pretences. Respect for you is futile.