I'm angry this film was even attempted

Rating: 1/10 (14 July 2002)

It's been five years since the original Men in Black was released, 5 years for writers to dream up a new story. My question: Where is that story? The plot is sketchy at best. It's never truly developed and the ending makes little to no sense at ALL. Why did the light have to get off earth? Can someone explain this to me?
The plot's faults could have easily been outshone by outstanding comedy, but again: NOTHING! The movie tries to get by on Will Smith spouting slang and stupid cliches ("I'm gonna lay the smack down on your candy ass") while Frank (the dog) makes horrible attempts at canine related humor and Tommy Lee Jones tries his damndest not to fall asleep. All the funny sequences are in the TV ads. If you've seen the commercials you've seen the movie. Yes Laura Flynn Boyle and Rosario Dawson are beautiful, but who really cares in a movie this BAD!
Please don't waste your money on this movie. If you have to see it wait until it comes out on video then go to your local library and borrow it. I can't believe it beat Road to Perdition this weekend. How sad.