What Was this Sequel???

Rating: 3/10 (2 July 2019)

This is how I envision the pitch for Men in Black 2 went down:
SONY EXECUTIVE: "So Barry, your movie Men in Black was a huge success, so naturally, we'll bring you on board to make a sequel. Got any ideas for us?"
BARRY SONNENFELD: "Well, I'm glad you asked. You know how the first movie was about Tommy Lee Jones recruiting Will Smith and teaching him the basics of the MIB? Let's just make the exact same movie all over again, recycled jokes and all.
SONY: "I don't know... How is Will gonna have company in the meantime?"
BARRY: Simple. Remember that one talking dog we saw for less than 60 seconds in that one scene? Let's just make him an official MIB member and make him even more obnoxious than he ever was before."
SONY: "I'm not sure..."
BARRY: "I'll tell you what. I'll make the villain a barely-clothed dominatrix that's a tentacle-based alien that vores people alive."
SONY: "A villain that's basically 34 fetishes in one, huh? ...Perfect, that'll get the lonely teenagers on the seats. We'll officially start pre-production on MIB2 next week."
So yeah, MIB2 was a hella weird underwhelming sequel.