This movie sucked worse than dehydrated potatoes

Rating: Null/10 (6 July 2002)

I've read enough reviews on IMDB to be relatively familiar with the typical jargon. IMDB reviewers like to wax philosophical and/or flex their "I know everything there is to know about the director/actor/cinematographer," for the love of flip. But I'm not going to waste my time, not on this waste of good talent and the best musical score to come along in a long time. The first MIB was fabulous, original, and entertaining from start to finish.
The only part of the sequel that was any good was the nerdy video store guy saying that his mother was too spastic to control the cheese distribution on a pizza bagel--funny stuff. That's about it. There, I told you about it, now save your $7.50 and go buy a box of pizza bagels.