Ouch!

Rating: 1/10 (14 May 2004)

When I was 14, I watched a British film called 'Leon the Pig Farmer', a truly awful movie that left me with a strong desire to hurt people, especially those responsible for such tripe. For 7 years, this was top of my 'Worst Ever' list, and I doubted it would ever lose that dubious honour. Then, on a rainy night in Budapest, I went to the cinema with two beautiful girls to watch 'MIB II', and ladies and gentlemen, WE HAVE A NEW WINNER! Without doubt, this was the most terrible thing I have ever seen - and I saw Kathy Bates naked in 'About Schmidt'. I don't say this lightly, as I am definitely a glass-is-half-full kinda guy, always looking for the redeeming feature, but 'MIB II' has none. Anyone who was involved in the making of this movie should be ashamed, as I cannot stress highly enough how dire it is. I am just glad that I paid Hungarian prices to see it & not the extortionate British ones. Avoid at all costs.