Not a sequel, a remake

Rating: 3/10 (15 July 2012)

Where the first film was original, the sequel makes it bland. I really don't consider this a sequel, but a remake. I hate sequels that do this: unoriginal sequels that would rather repeat the original's plot with one twist or two. Yeah, I know, the film has a couple good elements: Rip Torn scores a few laughs as Zed, and Will Smith still gets me laughing, but everything else is so unoriginal or bad that I have to get it out of the way, in a top 5: 5. Patrick Warburton as an agent in the beginning was ripped straight out of the first film and doesn't work. 4. Johnny Knoxville as a supporting villain. Are you kidding me? 3. The return of Jeebs is bad. 2. The stick aliens. Too much, way too much. 1. Frank the talking pug. Don't even get me started with two second joke that goes on too long.