Waste of Time

Rating: 1/10 (4 July 2002)

Spoilers!! I can scarcely describe how terribly poor and disappointing is Men in Black II. The actors should be extremely ashamed for having toured every talk show to promote such waste of otherwise impressive talent. The film seemed to be have been written to entertain four year olds as it contained ridiculous slapstick and endless loopholes that were extremely irritating and made the audience not only wish for a refund but to be generously monetarily compensated for being witness to worst film since Scooby Doo.

As irritating as the lack of humor were the scenes that made little if no sense. Among others were: 1.	The video from the low budget science show. How did they get the story? And why didn't Agent K. get the original file that the video was based on to read, instead of relying on a low budget reproduction. 2.	The size of the space ship. The ship that the evil medusa alien used was quite large in the video rendition and in Agent K's memory, yet when it crash landed, it was four inches high. 3.	The deneuralizer/Blue Flush. These scenes made completely no sense. The aliens were allowed access to top secret information, the terminal was on the same circuit breaker as the deneuralizer, the reason for the blue flush was not explained, why it flushed them past everybody and ended up on the streets New York-so much for top security. And why the device could bring back memory from Agent J's neuralizer but not Agent K's.
4.	Get a gun and Shoot. Why could the bad red-haired alien have so much hate for Agent J, insomuch that he was willing to build or procure two ships for free just have the chance to kill him, and then just fly around with his little clone ships to smack J in the face when he could have taken care of him with one bullet.? Also-with so many powerful guns around, why didn't Agents J and K use the big one to begin with instead of letting the medusa get away so often?
Anyhow, the entire film was crap and the more I think about how pitifully unrealistic it was and unfunny and unentertaining, the angrier I get. 1/10