Men in Black II

Rating: Null/10 (10 July 2002)

Bob's quick-capsule movie review: REALLY BAD MOVIE.
Please don't get caught up in any fevered, hyped, phony hysteria surrounding this really bad movie:
"Did you think it was better than the first MIB?" "But Bob, summer movies don't have to have a plot, they just have to entertain!" "It has ACADEMY AWARD ACTORS and HOT WOMEN, it has to be a good movie!"
No. No, no, no. You're confused, you've forgotten how to JUDGE FOR YOURSELF. Take a deep breath, sit back, look again.
"Oh...it's a really bad movie! You're right, they took the only 5 minutes worth showing and put it into a preview to con me into going to see it! It was just a bunch of media hype to make some quick cash!"
Exactly. That's all it ever was. Free yourself, folks, listen to your own voice of reason...you're right! Not them, YOU. Just say "It's a really bad movie" and walk away before they steal any more of your money.