Five minutes feels like an hour.

Rating: 1/10 (11 March 2009)

Good premise, terrible acting and implementation.
Painfully boring direction. Unbearably slow. Characters were totally wooden and impossible to like or care about in the slightest.
I gave it a chance, and I ended up unable to take much more after the first forty-five minutes. I can't even remember if it was actually that long, pardon the pun.
It was a complete disappointment after hearing years of hype about how great Memento was supposed to be. I just don't know how people were able to stay with it; I had figured out the ending not ten minutes into the film.
I'm not going to waste more words on it. The end.