Count me in, too long, too slow, too boring, three strikes, and all air.

Rating: 4/10 (29 August 2003)

Somebody had an idea, and played all around the outside, I kept hoping they would find it, but they never seemed to. Then they explained something in a supplement after the movie, I think I know what they said they thought they wanted to do, but didn't.
Hopkins; overdone, this isn't the stage, yet he never got there, wherever it was. Yell, whisper, couldn't see either. Pitt; where did he see this simpleton stuff? Theatre 101? Forlani, I know she was supposed to be a naive daddies girl, but, but, I'd like to see he do something good.
If you like these two guys, see the movie.