No Doze, Anyone?

Rating: 2/10 (15 November 1998)

Hmmmmm......Brad Pitt stares at the camera. Brad Pitt displays a counterfeit Jamaican accent so irritating you'll wish Death to come knocking to relieve you of the tedium of this moronic "morality" fable.
That's not to mention the ponderous, humorless and patronizing tone of the film. Pointless and lifeless, it wanders through three hours of your time (assuming you're dumb enough to waste it here).