Meet Joe......Elevator

Rating: Null/10 (30 November 1999)

Ohhhh, the pain.... Death in love? It was like watching an elevator fall in love with a human woman (and getting her into bed). But THREE hours of this? I honestly can never stomach another romance movie again after watching this... However, I'm sure Brad Pitt will make an EXCELLENT elevator!!!
Anthony Hopkins was, as usual, the best and most memorable in this tear-jerker of a flick. The girl Joe elevator - oops, I mean Death - falls for was little more than a pretty prop. It was fairly predictable that Joe elevator - sorry i mean JOE BLACK!!! would end up performing the standard romance cliches.
The main female character was very irritating. Aside from being a prop, She plays the part of a vunerable, gullible, doe-eyed daddy's little girl convincingly, however.
Can't really say much about this as I got utterly bored with the snails pace of it and gave up on it halfway through. What bits I did see, well read all of the above again.
CONCLUSION: I watched it on video! Saved my sanity!!! But romance lovers and Brad Pitt fans will love this flick. If you are not a lover of romance movies, avoid.