Unequivocally awful

Rating: Null/10 (4 April 2004)

This movie is horrendous. A 3-hour-plus run time for what should have been a 90minute feature? Check. Seemingly 2 hours of silence? Check. An inferior and unnecessary remake? Check. One of the worst directors currently working in Hollywood? Check. Major logistical leaps? Check. Emotionless acting(I don't care if it's justified, it's not interesting to watch)? Check. Unmotivated character actions? Check. This film has got it all!
An utter indulgence from beginning to (when will it) end.
Proof that people are starving for romance so badly that they will grasp to anything that promises it.