Abysmal

Rating: 1/10 (2 August 2010)

If you look up the word "diarrhea" in the dictionary, this movie will come up in the definition. This is the worst movie ever made in the history of time. If you took all the worst aspects of all of the worst movies ever made and combined them into a single film, Meet Joe Black would make the finished product look like The Godfather. Words cannot describe the atrocity that this film commits on all of creation by existing. Given the choice between watching Meet Joe Black and throwing myself into a volcano, I would seriously consider the latter. 3 hours of pure and unadulterated cinematic putrescence. One of my recurring nightmares consists of being forced to watch this film.