Really really bad

Rating: 1/10 (17 November 2013)

Now to be fair to the film I am reviewing it from memory having seen it many years ago but it stands out as the worst film I have ever seen. So let's see how good my memory is. I went with a girl to the cinema who afterwards said the film was so great because of brad Pitt. I questioned her why and she said he is how a man should be the way he touches a women the way he is with a women.
He was clearly directed to act so slowly like he had been edited in slow motion his speech his actions his thought process were all redicous. The scenes were also so slow a mind blowingly dull. The love scenes were a soft core for the female audience it could have been constant diet coke adverts with the six pack slowly being revealed. It was a love story with no emotion with no connections. I felt nothing towards any of the characters. I can only blame truly awful directing as all the lead actors/ actresses are well know and so good in other films.
The end was truly remarkable. It was so good they did it over and over again! The fireworks went off they look into the distance thank goodness it's over, no it isn't . Another set of fireworks another walk another look into the distance thank goodness it's over no it isn't another walk towards the bridge some more fireworks please is it over, thank god it's over!