Meat Blow Jack

Rating: 1/10 (21 September 2004)

One of the worst films I've ever seen, but without the benefit of being so bad it's good. The acting's utterly wooden (Brad Pitt) or completely OTT (Hopkins); every line of the dialogue's quite unbelievable and the story's so boring I've been more interested in watching paint dry. What was the production team thinking? That a pretty face (well, TWO pretty faces), an name actor hamming it up and a decent soundtrack could carry a film without the need for anything else? Judging from the number of people who rate this farrago as good, their cynicism seems to have paid off. I gave it a 1 in the IMDb voting, but zero would have been more appropriate. A turkey, an absolute turkey, with no saving graces whatsoever.