Wouldn't want to meet Joe Black

Rating: 5/10 (11 April 1999)

Meet Joe Black was a big fat dumb bore that got more and more ridiculous especially with the idea that death comes to earth in the form of a man with plans to stand by some old rich guy and watch him work then fall in love with the old man's daughter (who if she found out will be found in the tabloids with the headings: I SLEPT WITH DEATH). As everyone knows this film is too LONG! Three hour of babbling is just pointless and could be condensed into a mere hour! The movie was a joke - a pointless waste of time.