Literally half an hour prior to us seeing ME BEFORE YOU . . .

Rating: 7/10 (9 November 2016)

. . . we were delayed in the bank parking lot (so MUCH that we MISSED the first three previews!) by a young chick walking S-L-O-W-L-Y in the middle of the road in front of us (right next to a perfectly good sidewalk) yakking on her cell phone, TOTALLY oblivious to the extreme danger caused by her Solipcistic Sociopathic Behavior. (Naturally, we did not beep her with our car horn, since it was impossible to predict whether such a highly warranted caution would elicit a psychotic episode of Phone Rage on her part, perhaps involving her launching herself into our car, causing hundreds or thousands in damages by an uninsured pedestrian). Warner Bros. has released ME to warn America that maybe cell phones were fun while they lasted, but they MUST be outlawed immediately! Fortunately for us, it wasn't raining this afternoon. The motorcyclist who gets traumatized, and totals his bike in the drizzle against cell phone-toting "Will Trayner" as ME begins was NOT so lucky! (Some women may go through a box of Kleenex during ME, but most guys will see through this flick as a case of FIFTY SHADES OF GIMP meets EYEBROWS WRITHING LIKE SNAKES).