Just plain awful

Rating: 1/10 (27 January 2008)

If I could rate 0 for this, I could happily do so! I think many reviewers have already gone through the sheer absurdity of the "plot" , the wooden performances (and even Scarlett Johansson isn't really shining here), clichéd London scenes, cops that look like something out of Monty Python, but I just have two things to say to Woody Allen 1) when you were married to your leading ladies you made far better movies and 2) you may admire Almodóvar but you certainly ain't him, please stick to what you know best. I do hope one day you do great movies again, but in the meantime I have to make do with repeats of Annie Hall and Hannah and her Sisters, among many great others.