Worst movie I've seen in quite a while

Rating: 1/10 (17 September 2006)

There's nothing to spoil about this movie, but it does have its murders (the ring that forms the o in the title belongs to an elderly woman that the main character killed, ostensibly to cover up the murder of his girlfriend), and it has its closing line: the greatest boon is never to have been born. So if there was any chance that you might have liked this movie, too late, I've spoiled it for you.
The murders were there solely because a certain audience segment is believed to like to see people get murdered. The guy had plenty of opportunity to not get the girl pregnant. They were supposed to have some sort of spark that compelled him to keep screwing her, but his compulsion wasn't convincing, let alone compelling.
The movie had nothing to say, but didn't do a good job of being a just-for-fun movie. It's OK for a movie to have nothing to say, if it also has no pretensions. This movie thought it was deep, but the standard by which it judged its depth was that of a dull-normal thirteen-year-old.
The closest thing to a redeeming feature that it has is the implicitly self-referential nature of the summation: as far as this movie goes, the greatest boon would be to never have been made.