Utter dross!

Rating: 1/10 (22 February 2006)

Wooden acting, stilted dialogue, pretentious plot, is it any wonder this went down like a lead balloon at the box office?
Scarlett Johansson has her moments but not even she can hold this frankly embarrassing piece of work together in one of the worst performances of her career.
Woody Allen lacks any vision whatsoever as a director, he's like a blind man leading the blind and this latest in a long line of crude attempts should see the final nail in his directorial coffin! (though of course it won't, much to my and most other film-goer's annoyance) Avoid at all costs (unless of course, you wish to see Ms Johansson baring all - Ho hum indeed!)