My goodness but it was a bad movie...critics were so wrong.

Rating: 2/10 (20 November 2006)

Okay, firstly I hear that JRM is this wonderful actor and that he sizzles in this movie and then I see this fiasco. Where is the great actor...he was horrible and bland and actually in some scenes I thought his character was gay but then this fact was never developed , so either I missed something or he was leading a double life. Now don't get me going on Scarlett "don't I hold a cigarette beautifully" Johansson(?) Aside from being a very pretty girl she was completely useless here and her attempts at anger were more like childish rantings.And the sex scenes between JRM and SJ were not even sexy.Even his ripping her t-shirt was a yawn. He should try watching Jeremy Northam untie Jennifer Ehrle's bodice in the movie Possession if they want to see how passion is transferred to the screen.
And Emily Mortimer (so wonderful in Frankie)played a pathetic plain wife, that's it.
My goodness but it was a bad movie.