About as enjoyable as a migraine.

Rating: 2/10 (15 December 2019)

I'm not sure what is going on with ratings but, with the shockingly bad but highly rated films I've seen recently, I could surely be forgiven for thinking people/companies are sabotaging the ratings for their own end.
Match point is a classic case in erm, point. I would consider a 7.8/10 rating to guarantee a certain assurance in avoidance of a 'stinker' but no. this film has just stunk the whole gaff up!
Highly questionable casting. The most clunky script ever, twinned with an unbelievable plot involving characters with no depth whatsoever and all delivered with such heavy-handedness. The whole film felt like every scene had been done on the first take, no matter how bad.
Was it written as a play and then someone decided it would make more money as a movie? I can picture it being a mediocre stage play, but not a movie, please.
This is definitely not match point, and if it is then I'm pretty sure no ones winning (least of all the viewer). No, it's a double fault at best, and they're both Woody Allen's fault.