More Pretentious Tripe from Allen

Rating: 1/10 (18 June 2006)

Ugh. Stay away! Woody Allen's attempt at serious cinema falls shorter than his height! The story is non existent and a rehash of a rehash of a rehash of a rehash. Allen hasn't had an original idea since Annie Hall. Time to retire, Woody. Half the time it's impossible to understand the Brits. The other half of the time, you are GLAD you don't understand them! This is a movie for people who want to kid themselves that they are intellectual. If you like this flick, you are a wannabe. There is nothing original or interesting in this movie. People talk and talk and talk and nothing of import or interest happens. If you want to be bored out of your gourd, rent this junk. If you want a real good flick, get an Antonioni. Why settle for 6th best? zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.