Uhhh...

Rating: 1/10 (27 March 2006)

Wow this stunk.
What is so great about a bunch of cliché affair stories wrapped up into one?
Every "sex" scene was unsurprisingly not sexy. From Scarlett's ugly bras to the cliché use of baby oil and blind folds to make it seem erotic. Woody wouldn't know sexy if it slapped him in the face.
The dialog was REALLY just boring and not remotely as tongue-in-cheek as it was marketed to be.
And how did NO ONE hear a SHOT GUN being fired in that tiny building?
It's unbelievable.
It's cliché.
It's crap.