Oh my god, what a bad movie

Rating: 1/10 (2 September 2006)

In my opinion, this has got to be the slowest most boring movie I have ever had the misfortune to have to sit through. I managed to sit through the first hour, but finally had to leave the sofa and do the washing up, which was quite frankly far more entertaining. Nothing happens in this movie, the constant dronning opera music was sending me into fits of depression, the cast was dull and boring, all stiff upper lipped toffs of the yarr hoo Henrey brigade prancing round their country estates shooting game with a good old slap on the back, excellent Jeeves, AND not to forget "yum yum"
Plot outline.... as far as I saw it really.
Guy 1 meets guy 2 "was thinking they might be gay at first"
Guy 1 meets girl 1, and quite likes her.
Guy 1 shags girl 1.
Girl 1 gets daddy to give job to guy 1.
By end of week, guy 1 is running girl 1's daddies company.
Guy 1 meets girl 2.
Girl 2 is with guy 2.
Guy 1 now wants to shag girl 2, but guy 2 might not be happy about it.
Or something like that.
If you don't get bored of watching paint dry then this might be the movie for you. If you have a pulse and require some mental stimulation, then it might not be.
Don't waste your time on this movie when there are more enjoyable things you could be doing..... like licking broken glass, or slipping needles under your finger nails.
All in all, this was my opinion.
Movie rating - minus 200 ***