Worst filim ever

Rating: 1/10 (15 June 2006)

I was on a long haul flight and flicking through the channels on the in flight entertainment, came across this film. As a Scot living in London I was initially captivated by the London element of the film and that element alone got me watching, I watched the last hour or so and then went back and watched the whole film again.
What grabbed me, other than a residents view of London and trying to recognise locations, was the undoubted thought that it was without a doubt the worst film I have ever seen and sat through,it badness kept me watching kept me intrigued: acting, in this film I thing not, script...bad bad bad bad.
This film was made by someone who watched Bridehead Revisited and thinks that is how England still is, or more especially London.
Its not.
The main actor delivered the worst performance I have ever witnessed. I once read that K Hepburn was described as delivering every emotion "from a to b", well JRM does not get to B and "a" is only explored with the minimum of effort, I think JRM (main actor) delivered his lines as though he was sitting on the loo reading them to himself; its a lovely whimsy of what London and Britain might be like to some people, but "Pappa" does not get you jobs or wealth in London any more.
It is a dreadful film, dreadful acting, they all must have been needing cash very badly. The plot is nonsense the whole this is utterly crass< the worst thing is there are some fantastic actors and actresses involved...only in the supporting roles: I come from a small town in Scotlnd and our local am dram association could churn out betterm words fail me at how bad this was> JRK may look good, and, he does< but his acting ability is zero if one goes by this fim,
Its captivating to watch from the magnitude of it awfulness, but without doubt, thbe worst film I have ever watched, and I've seen some howlers...