American Psycho Meets Pink Panther

Rating: 7/10 (25 June 2006)

This is a movie about a schmuck with all the luck. It is somewhat of a drag to watch the first three quarters of the movie about some snotty rich English family with all those money and connections.
You are advised to fast-forward if you just can't stand that part and just press Play whenever you see Nola Rice. Basically that is what I did to drag my own corpse of lifeless body to go through the entire torture chamber. Honestly, the movie could be edited out that rich welfare estate. But still, this would not hurt a movie, much like those porn movie where you have to fast forward also!
Basically you will be just as stupid before you came into the theater as you do when you leave it. Therefore it is my point to you to just enjoy the ride. The most important segment of the film that could turn you belly up in rating this movie from "decent" to one "of art" is perhaps Nola Rice demands and the Irish cops! The Pink Panther of comedy near the end is the part at least I enjoy the most, it is a comedy of errors, and no doubt, it is probably Inspector Clouseau's wet dream!
I thoroughly enjoyed this incompetent cops as funny and refreshing as the Edward Blake's Pink Panther movies. In fact I enjoyed it so much, I press replay at least 4 times and thoroughly enjoyed that segment! I laughed - a rarity these days when you watch a serious drama! Something that only Woody Allen genius could show!
You are strongly advised to make up your own ending and decide yourself, if faced with a paradox of getting Passionate love with Nola Rice and a Rich Wealthy wife, when faced with such choice who would you choose yourself. This movie is not going to answer this and I strongly advised NOT to cheat on such exams!
For me - my answer is a simple one: Perhaps I would either convert (or proclaim my life long secret to my wife that ) my religion is of Islamic or a Mormon faith, either way, I can get more than one wife! Again not an answer either! The same silly things you would get from the movie, but the big differences is that I am an unknown, and Woody Allen is an established director. Hmmm. Some people just have all the luck, which goes to tell you what this movie is all about!
Enjoy yourself, don't take this movie seriously. It is just American Psycho (born into the Corleone's family) meets Pink Panther!