Woody Allen should stick to NY

Rating: 1/10 (24 January 2006)

Just to be clear - I like Woody Allen films and being originally from London, was really looking forward to this movie. But it was dreadful.
I did not like the characters. I might have, if there was any real character development, not just story. Too much time was spent on points in time. Things just seemed to happen rather than explaining the motivation.
And OK here is a British gripe. We do not speak like we have just came out of an Oscar Wilde play. A few years have past and people are not so precise with their language. Even James Nesbitt was forced to sound like some Holmes rip off.
I will still look forward to the next Woody Allen movie and hope he returns to form. In the meantime, bring your blackberry to this as you will need something to do.