Serves me right for trusting Woody Allen

Rating: 3/10 (18 August 2009)

A Woody Allen movie without a shred of humor in it. I could forgive this had the first hour and a half of the movie not been so mind-numbingly boring that I could actually feel my brain dripping down my spinal column. You will be treated to many shallow, two-dimensional characters, clichés aplenty, lack of sympathy for any of the characters – not even the victims. I think you can create a Sims version of this movie and no one would be able to tell the difference. I'm actually a Woody Allen fan (early movies, up to Radio Days), which is why I gave him a chance. Bad move on my part. The ending was good, but not good enough to endure this pedestrian work for two hours straight. Stay away.