Is it me or was this the worst Woody movie ever

Rating: 3/10 (6 January 2006)

Being a Jaded, Neurotic New Yorker make me perfect to be a Woody Allen lover, and being a lover of nearly everything British (except the food) would certainly make me to be bullseye for the target of the flick. However , it just felt so contrived and predictable I sat for quite sometime in the theater cleaning my nails. Very few Laughs, Predicatability galore, and a so so cast. Now don't get me wrong Scarlett and those lips had me at go. But Ryhs Meyers, Goode (and Mortimer to the Nth Degree) just got boorish after a while. I even think her accent floated away during the second hour. Maybe it's the fact that Woody mostly makes movies for a special type of person, or maybe it's the fact that the British don't translate well into a Allen Movie. Either way the movie was a tragedy to watch I'm just sorry I blew 10 bucks on it, when that could have gone to a cute stripper somewhere far away from Match Point. And what was up with the Boom in the first 5 minutes of the movie, I felt like I was wacthing dailies.