A complete waste of time and money...

Rating: 2/10 (1 March 2006)

This movie was completely horrible. It was a waste of my time and money. I don't believe in commending Woody Allen on this sophomoric piece of "doody" just because he is Woody Allen and that's what smart, artsy folks should do. The dialogue could've been written by a grade-schooler and the acting was bland and nauseating (the only thing more nauseating were the reviews written and 4 syllable words complementing the movie). The only entertaining thing about going to the movie were these two spaced-out morons cracking up at everything in the back of the movie theater (that was some laugh out loud entertainment!).
Next time I hear "Daddy" and "Mummy", I think I will take a blunt object and jam it up my nasal cavity.
Really, you folks who enjoyed the movie should check out my 3rd grade play entitled "I Like Peanut Butter".