Vapid Versailles

Rating: 1/10 (27 November 2007)

This was, without a doubt one of the worst movies I've ever seen. Boring would be a compliment. And the "music" if you want to call it that, really distracted from what little thought there was behind this stinker. Having music of the 20th/21st century blaring at us part of the time was jarring. Why not Buicks pulling up to cart the royals away... TV in the bathroom... Disneyland on the grounds. Utterly stupid. When a sound track is effective, I can really be entranced by it. When it's this bad, I just want to scream. The acting was for stick people. The dialogue idiotic. The fountain pools had more depth. Nice costumes and they should be. That's where there was the only sign of life. It cost $40M to make and grossed 16M... lucky to get it. Truly dreadful!