If Marie had seen this travesty, she would have chopped Sofia's head off

Rating: 1/10 (17 May 2007)

It's hard to believe a movie could so blatantly and sarcastically patronize its own audience as this one does. "It's like totally gnarly and the guys are like so hot and Marie is just like you know so awesome wow, fer sure."
Was any research on the subject done at all? Antoinette was an intriguing enigma from a pivotal event in history. Was she an innocent victim of tragic circumstances, or was she the scheming, dishonest, heartless monster that the leaders of the revolt painted her as? Don't look for any such historical analysis here: you'll just see her trying on high heels and tennis shoes, listening to like MTV totally rad '80's new wave pop, and eating food and like other stuff, you know? The attitude seems to be that "they would never watch a historic biopic, so let's give them a dimwitted Material Girl. They'll identify with a clod like that." Talk about a "Let them eat cake" attitude.
Like, a totally groaty to the max gross out. Go to the mall and like hang out or something, instead. Ya know?