ABSOLUTELY GHASTLY... ever wonder why mezzo-giorno Italians put plastic seat covers over gold lame upholstery?

Rating: 1/10 (24 September 2008)

Well this will answer your question This is creme fraiche and caviar topping on a pizza.
Sofia Coppola has connections. Unfortunately she also has a lousy education.
So we see a classic milquetoast Jew playing Louis XVI as Woody Allen(frankly I find Robert Morley more dynamic) enduring painfully his Austrian wife's courage.
Lousy music... Bathos on top of pathos combined with terrible rock. poor Kirsten Dunst had to go into rehab after this... I totally sympathize.
What an appalling waste of money and effort.
You have to have flunked 3rd grade to get to the end of this.
But of course the gang that control entertainment showered it with awards! It is all about them and has little to do with history. They deserve 7 days in a locked room with a looped Barry Lyndon.