Unintelligent mass of clichés

Rating: 2/10 (11 May 2005)

I had high hopes for this movie. The reviews I read praised it and it has a good IMDb score.
2 hours and 27 boring minutes later, I wanted to kill myself. This is a slow moving, TOTALLY Cliché, drawn out, badly directed movie. The dialogue is predictable and tedious. The action shots are few and far in between, and when they come, you're already bored out of your teeth.
This is a crappy American cliché movie. The type of movie that Team America was created to make fun of. If you value your time and sanity, avoid it.
I don't know, maybe it has some magical effect on Americans. It totally disgusted me. I'm going to make sure I never watch any movie from the people responsible for this one.