I'd Rather Be Set On Fire

Rating: 3/10 (11 October 2005)

I made the mistake of renting this movie months ago and it still ranks as #1 as my worst movie viewing experience. Of course this isn't the worst movie ever made, but the most aggravating high budget one i've ever wasted $3.00 on.
Just when you think it's over and your torment will end...it continues and drags on and on. So many times I wanted to call it quits and stop the movie, but I was past the point of no return and thought I might as well keep going. Don't make the same mistake I did- it's never too late to stop a horrid movie! If you actually begin watching this, have the courage to JUST PUSH STOP! Trust me. I should have known better.
If I could go back in time, I would go back beyond the day I rented this awful movie, to when Dakota Fanning was a newborn. I'd plea with her mother not to let her enter the entertainment business, because everything she is in, is cursed to be intolerable.