It doesn't get worse than this. A truly ugly, hateful movie

Rating: Null/10 (10 September 2004)

I could say I'd keep this short and sweet, but this excrement of a waste of a movie is long and repugnant. I thought 3000 Miles from Vegas, or whatever that abortion was called was the ugliest most vile movie ever made... now its belt has been ripped from its syphilitic body by this pile of puss. Please, if you have never seen this movie, stay far, far away, because even renting it, and holding the jewel box in your hand will cause a rash and a horrific smell that will make Lady MacBeth's "spot" look like a smudge.
This truly boarders on a snuff movie. A bad one at that. Tony Scott has always been a hateful, vile man who makes movies that show his own self-loathing. As a "man" he is unable to feel for anyone or anything, nor have any normal relationships, so he defecates on the screen and hopes he can spread his unhappiness, and perversions onto the general public, feeling that if they all have his disease, he won't be alone anymore. But why would someone with such talent and soul as Denzel agree to be a part of this disgraceful waste?
I've heard that filmmakers with the lease talent and the biggest egos serf the web to read their reviews... no matter where they come from, so obviously Tony will be here. So let me tell you to your face, Tony-boy. You should be arrested. You should be put away. It should be a felony for you ever to make a movie again. There's a reason you hate yourself so much... because the world truly hates you for the projectile vomit that spews from your work. As with the director himself, this smut is tasteless, humorless, and devoid of an ounce of either tension, entertainment, creativity or purpose.
In this monstrosity, a young girl is brutally murdered by corrupt Mexican police, and in this movie, it seems anyone who is Latin is dirty. So we have to watch as Denzel, who was her bodyguard, and let her be captured and killed, methodically goes around the slums of Mexico systematically and with psychotic sadistic glee torture anyone who was involved then killing them with childish "creativity". So... you want to see this? Tell you what. My dog got into the Bacon-Bites today, and has left massive puddles of diarrhea on my concert porch. Come on over. And look at his handiwork. You'll find it much more pleasant. As for Tony and his "ilk"... we can only wish that there's a Denzel out there who wants to stop all you from your own evil deeds, and rid this world of your movies once and for all. Now that would make a great story!