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Rating: 2/10 (9 July 2013)

Right, lets get it out in the open - 'junk'. This is how I would refer to this piece of celluloid. Don't believe the fevered, phony, and I'm sure expensive, hype surrounding this movie. It all start's dark enough in terms of how 'he' came to be in regard to atmosphere but sure enough within 15mins we are overwhelmed with pointless CGI that can't quite cut it. When will these people realise that technology, or maybe it's just the way they are utilising it, doesn't work in a realistic manner yet? The winged 'flying beast' looks worse than something I remember in 'Never Ending Story'. Pathetic. All joking aside though, if you watch this film and actually think it is dark, edgy and charismatic somehow then do us a favour and borrow a gun or suck on a tailpipe and end your worthless existence. Seriously, do. What a waste of $250 million or whatever it cost. It could of been better spent on educating children on how to read and write before they too end up like their parents living and working an unfulfilled life. Oh wait a second, that's you...