Little Adolph's Home Coming

Rating: 7/10 (15 June 2013)

Little Adolph, while living in the Field of Dreams with the man who survived Waterworld and that stone-cold-fox from Unfaithful, discovers he is adopted and is in fact an alien from a planet shaped like human reproductive organs. SACRE BLEU!
Not wanting another watery apocalypse, Adolph grows up into a Superman, shares his dirty little secret with the red-head from The Muppets, and does battle with the military from both earth and his sex-crazed home world leading to 9/11. AY DIOS MIO!
Thank god Zack "Seig Heil" Snyder is there to make sense of all this. Whew - all that blurred fast-mo/slo-mo action stuff gave my monkey motion-sickness.
Though in the end both my monkey and I were glad Superman got Ann Frank out of the attic.
What a wild ride!