Cack-hell

Rating: 1/10 (29 June 2013)

Henry Cavill could have made a great Superman, but even Superman could not save this pile of crap they call Man of Steel. The movie does manage to steal your money, 2 and half hrs of your life and your love of a classic superhero.
Other than Cavill the casting was awful. Russell Crowe plays maximus decimus meridius in space. Jor-el is pointless and annoying throughout. Amy Adams is Lois Lame. Lawrence Fishburne as Perry White..why?....so when you see the genesis machine you think of the matrix and a much better movie!
When they could have spent more time on writing a better script and making you emotional invest in the characters. They just decided that if you fill a movie with CGI no-one will notice that the movie underneath is crap. The fight sequences were long, draw out, tiresome, and completely ridiculous.
Why would they just not leave Krypton, why waste time imprisoning Zod when the planet is going to explode. Why did they not create a new krypton in the 33yrs Zod spent looking for Kal-el.
CGI does not make a good movie.
Superman does not kill.
And don't get me started on the fact that Zod was imprisoned in a dildo.