How a conversation might have been between Chris Nolan, David Goyer, and Zach Snyder

Rating: 5/10 (7 September 2013)

Christopher Nolan: "Hey Dave! I've got a brilliant idea! Let's reboot Superman and make it legit like we did with Batman! We'll call it 'Man of Steel.'"
David S. Goyer: "Great idea! I'll get the script going!"
--script writing process--
David S. Goyer: "Alright Chris, take a look. Here's the rough draft."
Christopher Nolan: "Lookin' good man! Needs quite a bit of work still, but I like what I'm seeing! Hey let's show it to Zach. I want him to direct the movie."
--Chris and Dave show the rough draft to Zach--
Zach Snyder: "Woah!!! This is soooo legit! Let's start shooting tomorrow!"
David S. Goyer: "Wait wait wait... you wanna start... now?"
Zach Snyder: "Yeah man! Of course! We're gonna make this 'Man of Steel' thing so legit!"
David S. Goyer: "But... I need to revise the script... It's just a rough draft..."
Zach Snyder: "No man! ...This is the best script... ever.... I promise...! We're starting tomorrow! Fo sho!"
David S. Goyer: "Uh... OK... whatever."
Christopher Nolan: "Crap.... Why did I hire this Zach guy again? ...."
Zach Snyder: "Oh, and by the way! We're gonna shoot 95% of the movie with close-up shots."