Man of Steel, prevails

Rating: 8/10 (26 July 2013)

So when I heard that a superman film was being released, I was sceptical, but upon viewing this new installment I must admit my scepticism soon dissolved and turned into feelings of happiness.
Firstly, I felt that Henry did a great job as the new man of steel and getting into Amy Adam's panties.... that was hot... seriously it made me aroused... this feeling of arousal gave me some looks of disgust in the cinema as I screamed aloud an orgasmic sound.... here is an example of this sound....... 'OOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF' whilst hoisting my naked bottom half of my body in the air.
After drawing attention to myself, I whipped out my red... cape (like superman himself) and jumped of the seat and pretended to fly towards the screen.
This is the last time I watch and review a movie, whilst high on PCP. I am no longer allowed in the cinema..... screw them anyway, piracy was always better.