Dumb dumber dumbest!

Rating: 1/10 (15 November 2013)

CONTAINS SPOILERS
This is probably one of the stupidest, worst movies I ever saw. The characters are DUMB, the dialogs are awful, the plot is full of freaking holes and in the end the fighting goes on forever - at a certain point I didn't freaking care anymore if mankind was to survive, I just wanted it to be over already and guess what: I keeps on going. FOR-E-VER And did I mention the stupid dialogs and plot holes. So creating a singularity (i.e. black hole) in earths atmosphere to destroy the ships. Here the female soldier is making stupid face and delivering the "women are stupid"-quote of the century in a super girly voice: "what is that?" SEROUSLY???? she also gets to drool over Superman later on and gets the super soldier-like line "He's kinda cute" - these female roles make me wanna slap film writers. And then the Colonel or whatever the frack his rank is answers "sounds like a viable plan" F***ING SERIOUSLY??? (again) Creating a black hole in our atmosphere sound like a good idea to you? well I beg to differ. And then the endless destruction of New York. First of all it feels like it is going on for HOURS and then it is nothing but a super bad and stupid copy of the fight scene in "The Avengers" Seriously I want those 3 hours (that felt like 30) of my life back that I wasted watching this crap and I really wanna sell that freaking DVD - although I'd actually feel kinda guilty for making someone else watch this garbage.
I have seen B-movies and weird little low budged productions like "Snakes on a plane" and I think I might have enjoyed those more....