Very far from super

Rating: 3/10 (21 October 2013)

To get an idea of what this film is like, go to a china shop with a friend, and spend two house punching each other and crashing into the shelves of china. Because that's basically all that happens: two indestructible men take turns punching each other, to no obvious effect or point.
I've ticked the spoilers box because there's so little plot that it's hard to say anything at all about this film without giving away a significant proportion of it. In fact the plot is merely there to get the two combatants together, so we can get to the fight as soon as possible. All other aspects of the Superman legend have been discarded: No-one on Earth has heard of him before the fight begins, and he seems to have no interest in humanity, Metropolis, justice or anything else for that matter.
Guys: you're both indestructible. Look it up. The first punch should have reminded you of that fact, if you'd forgotten. Doing it again - and again, and again, and again - is pointless and stupid. Which is not a bad two-word review of this film, in fact.