Man of Steel - In a word "WTF!"

Rating: 3/10 (15 June 2013)

WARNING SPOILERS! If you can even call them spoilers. I'd prefer to call them "Reasons to save 2hrs and 33mins of your precious life." If you're dying to see this horrible rendition of Superman, by all means stop reading.
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First off is it just me or lately has it seemed like Hollywood is making a conscious effort to bastardize all the super heroes of my childhood? With Man of Steel they took it to the highest degrees of enraging they could muster.
Opening seen: We see Superman's Mom pop him out of her with machines as the Midwives and Jor-El as the Gyno. My first reaction was "WTF!!?" This was not to be my first WTF in the movie and it will repeat like the black plague.
Next scene we see Jor-El berating some old dudes about something about mining the core of Krypton.....Wait a minute didn't Krypton's Star explode not the planet imploding? WTF? What moron would risk their own planet? These are suppose to be enlightened leaders of a 100 Millennium civilization?! WTF? Well, Zod to the rescue he crashes the idiot convention and kills one of the White haired idiots. Talking about selecting bloodlines or some stupid dribble. Zod's coo and Kal-El's Bday all at the same time? Is it Christmas. That's one pimp slap needed to the Director.
So, Jor-El is now a POW, but he beats his captors up and escapes. Looks like Jor-El is a hippie or something cause he prefers a weird flying creature to one of the ships. He flies to some mystical pools where he dives into a scene from the Matrix of babies being grown on vines!! WTF! He grabs some codex thing that is a piece of skull? WTF! He then escapes to his private villa where his wife is preparing to launch their son into space.
Come to find out that Krypton is a bunch of predestined clones or some stupid crud like that. And Kal-El is the first natural birth in centuries. So, being an outlawed literal bastard they have to smuggle him off the planet to our screwed up world. So Superman is now an illegitimate child on the run and an illegal alien to our world? WTF! WTF! WTF! WTF! Jor-El injects the piece of skull into their little illegal munchkin and launches the giant alien Pen15. WTF! Zod shows up Jor-El spouts some stupid about some socialist crap and destiny. Zod stabs him. Good he wasn't making any sense anyways. Then right after Zod is defeated and imprisoned. Wow! That makes the birth of Super-bastard-man, Zods coo, the death of Jor-el, the launch of terrible man and the end of Zods coo all in a nice nasty nutshell. WTF!! >.<
This is all in the first 15mins and I'm so irritated right now I can't finish.
Plot: -1/10 Acting: 2/10 Action: 5/10 Special Effects:7/10 Overall: 3.6/10
Don't waste your time