"Bear of Steel" dethrones "The Iron Bear 3" for the femdom awards

Rating: 7/10 (1 July 2013)

Even before entering a movie theater I tend to take a defensive stance in regards to any title DC-inspired, as those movies end up being masterpieces of homo-eroticism(i.e Green Lantern / Batman) or simply living witnesses of what I call "The bear syndrome", a condition where influences of the modern age ultra-feminism makes the main masculine roles portrayed as limp,controllable examples of mankind where woman must be nurtured, pampered and worshiped and man exist as convenient teddy-bears, being neutered of any threatening "male" traits for the comfort and dominance of female-kind.
The "Bear of Steel" movie was no exception to the rule. While not as lame as the Batbear in the stabbing scene, nor as pansy as Bane tearful eyes, not as pseudo-religious as Marvel's Ghostrider 2, and not as pussy-powerful as Ironbear 3 uber flaming, regenerating, she-hulk, it had it's moments.
Woman are sacred and omnipresent in the whole movie, and other than two exceptions we could almost put a stamp on the future DVD saying "No woman died in the display of this motion-picture". The exception were Kal-El's mother,but thats OK since she was probably the last person alive on Krypton, dying instantaneously in the comfort of her lair; and the super-bitch which also was OK since she was a bitch, took a plane full of men to hell with her and she was threatening the main character of the movie (Lois Lane), an obvious capital offense.
Owning a pussy is essential for survival in the Man of Steel the most glaring examples being the fates of superman's fathers: the first killed in front of his mother, who couldn't raise a damn gun for her life and took the archetypal role of the distressed widow (Oh, woe is me, my mate has fallen); and the other witnessing as the hubi trades his life for the family dog's. The fem is sacred, as the daily planet chief proved when he was about to die simply for the sake of not leaving his subordinate to die alone. And what happens when superbear breaks the villains neck? Kiss kiss, smooch smooch, here's your reward, "my poor bear", to stop the pain of taking another life.
Ah, well, it was a passable movie other than the predictable plot holes.