A deeply conflicted film

Rating: 1/10 (4 September 2014)

A: Superman cannot properly function outside his Earthly environment.
B: Superman can function perfectly in outer space?
A+B = Man of Steel
C: Superman, try as he might, cannot harm General Zod (despite dragging Zod into the upper atmosphere and then body slamming him into the Earth below)
D: Superman snaps General Zod's neck with his bare hands?
C+D ALSO = Man of Steel
E: Superman's 50 year old mother is clotheslined by General Zod and is subsequently sent soaring over thirty feet through the air, landing on her face.
F: Superman's 50 year old mother walks away totally unharmed?
E+F ALSO = Man of Steel
G: Superman's father is violently sucked up into a tornado and ripped to shreds while SUPERMAN runs off to hide under a bridge, doing absolutely nothing to prevent the death of his beloved father.
H:Superman goes out of his way to prevent General Zod (the super villain bent on the extinction of mankind) from being killed, on numerous occasions?
G+H ALSO = Man of Steel
I: Superman has a crush on Lois Lane.
J: Superman is obviously a homosexual (I support gay rights. However I cannot support a closet homosexual. If superman was a homosexual he would be IN YOUR FACE GAY. Superman is supposed to be afraid of absolutely nothing, including his sexuality).
I+J ALSO = Man of Steel
I know what you're thinking, "How can A+B, C+D, E+F, G+H, and I+J all = Man of Steel? Mathematically, it makes absolutely no sense at all."
I will now counter your question with another question (ohh yes I did Sha-Nay-Nay). WHY THE %#&$ WOULD SOMEONE WEAR THEIR UNDERWEAR ON THE OUTSIDE OF THEIR PANTS!?!?
I dunno, you tell me.