Man of Cheese

Rating: 2/10 (9 February 2014)

A film with extraordinary range in as much as it ranges from poor to very poor. So ill-conceived, unimaginative, badly written and directed it becomes tiresome after as little as the first fifteen minutes. By the half-hour mark you will already feel like you've spent an interminable wet weekend locked in a caravan with somebody else's seven obnoxious children, all of them screaming and throwing their toys at you.
I fought my way to the end of this movie so you don't have to. Trust me, you will be missing NOTHING. If this is DC's challenge to the Marvel empire, they have nothing to fear.