"Mamma mia! - what a disaster!"

Rating: 1/10 (29 August 2008)

American emancipated moms daughter gets married. Daughter never knew her dad because her mom - as she wrote in her diary - was sleeping with three different men at the same time. Daughter invites all three men for wedding to find real dad. All men appearing together gets mom depressed. All three dads want to leave but daughter gets them back. Then every "dad" thinks he's the real one so daughter gets confused... she doesn't know what to do and has fight with mom. Everything gets bad, everyone screams on everyone... so finally it can get (no surprises here) repaired and finish with a sweet, pink, yahoo happy-end.
(1.) This is typical housewives movie. Quite pointless.
(2.) Jokes have level similar to Teletubbies. Not funny at all.
(3.) Most actors should continue with being actors and leave singing to professionals (especially "Mr. James Bond"). I mean... I almost started to hate ABBA!!! Luckilly I reminded myself that "real ABBA" is actually still good. Now I have just concentrate on healing my ears...
(4.) Movie is basing on some falling stars, but that is not enough to make super-production nowadays.
(5.) Is it a poor copy of "Around the Universe" - MUCH better musical from 2007, based on "The Beatles" songs?
(6.) You have feeling like actors were trying to sing as much ABBA songs as possible in shortest time. Songs are coming one after another and there is no time to tell any reasonable story... Perhaps director should make 3 hours and tell us something more?
I gave two stars only because it didn't kill me. Total waste of time.