Oh Holy Tap-Dancing Moses!

Rating: 1/10 (26 July 2013)

This is the worst movie ever made. It is the worst piece of art ever created by humans. That includes that album that Metallica & Lou Reed did together. It is possibly the worst thing humankind has ever done - yes that includes the holocaust. After watching this movie, about three men who are told they may have a daughter that the old 'goodtime'-mom never told them about and then sing ABBA SONGS ABOUT THAT NEWS, I was physically sick. I am now a heroin addict who blows other heroin addicts for small change because after watching this, I see life is a joke, there is no point to life, and I wish I was dead.
Ten more words? OK.
Bridges Of Madison County, again starring Streep, was some sick garbage also. (They made me change what I originally wrote there, use your imagination) Is that enough? Can I blow a homeless again now please?