The musical to end all musicals...

Rating: 1/10 (11 March 2013)

...Because once it's done you'll never want to see another one for the rest of your life.
As you watch you won't be tapping your foot, you'll be kicking yourself in the shin so the pain and blood will distract you from your headache. You won't be taking in the beautiful scenery and rambunctious choreography - you'll be wondering how a movie so expensive could look like it was shot on Universal's backlot and choreographed by a straight man. You won't walk out humming the music or singing the lyrics, you'll be cursing the screen and screaming for your money back.
I'll put it this way: "Mame" is better.