And The Winner of Worst Film Ever Is...

Rating: 1/10 (16 July 2008)

Without trying to sound too much like a rant, this film, everything about it, was terrible. From start to finish...
The first half an hour of the film was loud girly screeching noises which (this could just be my preference, i don't know) does NOT make for good cinema.
Maybe i just didn't understand the film...
People were in hysterics? I had no idea a one and a half hour Abba tribute music video could be funny? It wasn't...
Call me a bore, a killjoy whatever, but this film was neither entertaining, fun, good or any of the above. The acting was poor, but what else could it be? They were given five minutes a piece to try and inject some emotion into an emotionless story before bursting into a random and meaningless song. An example of this is when the husband/fiancée, no idea what his name was as he was that forgettable, questioned whether he really wanted the weddings, yet after a song and dance routine and no discussion he suddenly has a change of heart. Hardly the Shawshank Redemption for thoroughness is it...
And the entire point of the story, apart from the shameless Abba tribute, an original idea itself (note: sarcastic tone), is to find the identity of her father. Here's a better way...
"Hi, i think you might be my dad, would you mind joining me in a DNA test?" Instead of "Hi, you might be my dad, come to a wedding on a remote Greek island, sing and dance like an idiot for 90 minutes" Awful, awful film...
Begin slating me...