Women have no soul

Rating: 1/10 (12 March 2015)

This is the reason women can't be taken seriously; fear of not feeling happy during every single second of their bourgeois lives.
The level of sophistication, realism & creativity is at an all time low. Every 'chick flick' cliché is used over & over with absolutely NO context or affiliation with the songs purloined from the Abba estate. Every situation is lived out in 3-year old perspective where bad things can never happen.
Middle aged women renounce all vestige of their hobbies, interests & pursuits in order to fall in line to do exactly what is expected of them. Any deviation would require character, conviction & confidence! Ha ha I know right?! So by the time they reach this default subservient stage in their life, they hinge all happiness on looking back. They can hardly look at the present because that would be tantamount for self-examination; & they can hardly look to the future when they've forfeited all freedom of choice in order to blend into the background. This leaves one thing that they all have in common - nostalgia.
Nostalgia is irrational, & this predilection with everything ancient hinders the ability to judge your tastes in a non-bias fashion. Abba is the epitome of nostalgia!! They're even worse than the Beatles themselves! At least their songs didn't all just sound like a string of one hit wonders.
This film is a disastrous instance of the formulaic juke box musical with clichéd jokes, paper thin narrative, typical throw away characters, lazy writing, & everything that happens is from a vain female perspective. It's like women who are in denial need to keep feeding their delusion by piling up pseudo laughs in a constant flurry to distract themselves from the more valuable things in life.
It's sad that many air heads gave this film a 10 star rating. This score is usually reserved for those films that are life changing. The irony is, this film is so blatantly made to stop their lives from changing. Keep distracting yourselves.. haha I am laughing. Ha ha I like this film. Ha ha I must not think.
There are much better films of this nature that aren't such a detriment to chick flicks. Go & find them. And for Gods sake listen to some new music, buy some new underwear, check out game of thrones, read a new e-book, buy a new video game, take up a sport etc! "Be".