My big fat dumb Greek wedding.

Rating: 2/10 (11 August 2008)

I don't know where to begin. Terrible music, poorly arranged. Dance routines that look like a high school musical. A story (?) knit together in a vain attempt to force the songs to make sense in the context of a narrative, but really contrived and horrible. My wife said within 40 seconds, "Let's go". I wish I had listened to her. The audience seemed to love it. They laughed and laughed each time one of the characters fell into the water. This was the worst movie I have seen in a theater since "Sgt. Peppers Lonely Hearts Club Band" starring Peter Frampton and the Bee Gees. The Greek Chorus! Impressive. I could actually feel the brain cells being pulled from my head toward the screen while the minutes paraded by, one silly, lame joke after another.