Another sick film from the man that made Pan's Labyrinth... noa we have Mama...

Rating: 2/10 (21 December 2013)

Plot:
What a f#$%ed up story. A man tries to kill a little girl in the first ten minutes? And then the most head-shaking and rage-inducing twist ending happens? These are the works of Guillermo Del Toro.
Characters:
Just like from Spider-Man 3, one of the male leads is introduced and then knocked out for the whole movie. And then the leading lady, I already forgot her name, is a douche to the children. She has tattoos, she smokes, and doesn't seem to be a responsible guardian or mother figure.
Visuals:
The only redeeming part of the movie. Some of the creepy scares worked and others just helped roll my eyes.
Sound:
There was sound? I forgot there was music in this movie. It was so subtle you can't even tell it's there...
Enjoyment:
I wanted my time and money back after watching it. I don't know what else to say about this waste of a time.