Simply terrifying, old school horror from a first-time master

Rating: 9/10 (19 January 2013)

Do not eat before seeing this movie, because you may just poop yourself out of sheer terror. I'm 26. I have not covered my eyes in a horror movie since I was 7. 25% of this movie I watched between my fingers. Mama made me fear for my safety and general well-being, but in a very good way. People that bad-mouth this movie are simple-minded morons that can't appreciate the rush of getting the ever-loving crap scared out of them. You will jump out of your seat at least 2 times, probably more. Don't see this at night, either, because you WILL have nightmares. The less you know going into the theater, the better. Suffice to say this is one of the best "scary" horror films I've seen in years, maybe ever. No blood, no guts, no torture, just pure fear. Why are you still reading this? SEE IT NOW!!!