Garbage the masses love to eat up

Rating: 3/10 (18 May 2015)

Bald morons spraying their mouth with... something, for some reason. Stuff blows up and people scream, and IMDb community comes running with about 60,000 10/10 reviews. What has the world come to?
The entire cast may have said about 20 words combined, and none of them can speak clearly. They all mumble in really loud cars, pretty sure they couldn't hear each other at all cause I couldn't understand much. But doesn't matter anyway... all you need to know is BOOM!
em that nobody makes that stuff anymore? Pretty sure these guys couldn't have survived at all... especially the main guy who apparently has some weird illness that might have made sense if they tried to you know, tell a story. Instead they're just like, he needs some weird creepy stuff to make him bad!
As soon as I saw Tom Hardy eat a lizard I bowed my head in shame and immediately regretted setting foot into the theater. I find it hard to believe that the original director had anything to do with this garbage, unless he has gone completely stupid or needed a lot of money or something. I don't know, but I'm sure he had hardly anything to do with this. If he is of sound mind, he should be ashamed and happy with all the money he's getting from this sell out.
Here's a list of all the problems in this movie:
No character development, couldn't care about anybody No story, no back story, no side story, no explanation of anything. No suspense, no drama, no acting, bodies move No plot twist (unless you count going back to the place they were getting away from, which is really dumb) No memorable scenes, no memorable dialog No relatable characters, or anything to relate to at all Filmed in a boring desert (they couldn't find a city in ruins? for people running out of water, they sure chose a really retarded place to camp) This was poorly named... it's not a Mad Max movie, it's a Charlize Theron movie.
Here's a list of things to like: Sound/music, explosions, prop designs on a grand scale for post apocalypse. Very cool in that regard. So that earns it... 3 stars.
Here's a list of things they didn't explain: Who is Mad Max? I mean we're talking 30 years later Who is Theron? I don't even remember her name Who is the bad guy? I don't even remember his name, I don't remember anyones name Who are the women, and why are they breeding? Can't they just breed with anyone? Why are they dumping water on a bunch of people from a giant rock? Why would they build that in a desert, and where is the water coming from? Why are all these people here in this guys dump with him? I mean what does he do that's so special that got everybody praising him and worshiping him? How in the hell did Theron get these special breeders out of their amazing fortress in a giant rock?? That's a lot of bodies to fit in a small compartment in a semi too... man, they must have some kind of stealth! Why is everyone a complete dumb ass except Theron? Why is Theron the main character in a movie titled Mad Max? Why... when they went all that way to the place Theron wanted to go to, did Max tell them there's no point in going on, they need to go back? He's the one who ran away from these dudes in the first place!! He didn't even know about Therons place, but now he's like... I gotta go back to the place they captured me?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!!?!?!?!?! I could list a bunch more stuff, like how are people on stilts surviving in the middle of nowhere? But I just don't want to waste any more time on this movie.
I've got the feeling that they spend a few million on paying people to review the movie with 10 stars on IMDb. Ugh. I can't believe the mindlessness of people these days. There is barely anything interesting in this movie, it was 1hour 40 minutes too long... extremely boring. I wanted to walk out, but paying 15$ for this I kind of had to stay didn't I? Garbage like this is a dime a dozen lately, if you like this garbage you will probably like the Avengers, Hobbit, Hunger Games... I don't know how you can enjoy that nonsense. But the masses rule our entertainment apparently. Money is everything.