One Long Chase Scene. I HATE Chase Scenes.

Rating: 1/10 (24 January 2016)

This movie starred the Reavers from Joss Whedon's Firefly TV show (that show is so awesome!) and the Serenity movie (the movie is so wonderful!) and the jungle guys from Peter Jackson's King Kong (that movie is so wacky!) and they race across the desert.
And they race to one end of the desert (that took one hour) and then to the other end (that took another hour).
And then the movie was over! Which was awesome because I hate chase scenes, which is what this race was. AND, I hated this movie! It was STUPID. I don't have any idea why this movie has garnered such positive reviews.
I will mention that Charlize Theron looked wonderful. Those eyes! Surrounded by black paint! And Tom Hardy looked pretty good, too. And Nick Hoult was in it as a slavering fool. Normally, he's adorable, like in Jack the Giant Killer or in Warm Bodies when he's a zombie who realizes something terrible has happened to him. But none of them had that many lines. They were too busy chasing and racing to talk.