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Rating: 2/10 (5 September 2015)

The movie is horrendous. Dialogue and character development are apparently as scarce as water in these future, benighted times. This movie is a car chase. A tedious car chase through an endless desert. Nowhere to go. No explanation of how anyone got there to begin with. No storytelling. The precious cargo in this "Road Warrior"-retread is 4 or 5 dingbat runway/lingerie models ("breeders"). "Bad guys" from porcupine-cars are getting systematically shot, blown up, thrown under the wheels of the 18-wheeler, and all the while we're supposed to care that it isn't one of the vapid Alberto Vargas girls instead. Absurd. This isn't good vs. evil. It isn't man vs. machine. It isn't man vs. nature. It isn't man vs. himself. I don't even detect any irony here. No, it's just a car chase, folks. A dumb-show for dumb people. And that's what you are if you like it. Dumb.