What are we so excited about?

Rating: 1/10 (18 September 2016)

Once upon a time someone came to us, the audience, with a problem. We inquired as to source of their distress. We were then told, "They go fast!" A harmonized gasp sounded through the audience. "How do we fix this problem," we asked. The answer was simple, "Go faster!" We applauded enthusiastically and a franchise was born. We called it, "Post Apocalyptic Fast & Furious!"
Then someone told us the title was too long and probably copyrighted by now. Being that Fast & Furious was planning to make 93.36 movies with the exact same idea, we had to change it. So we kept the "Fury" because boy is it an angry movie, and slapped "Road" on it to discretely let the general public know the movie's about cars.
"What d'you wanna see t'night, Johnny!?" "I don't know, Pop!" "Oh! How about the one with cars, Johnny!?" "Gee Pop, I hope it doesn't focus too much on plot!"
"Your wish is my command."
It was a very hallow movie, people; if you could even call it a movie. It was a loathsome attempt to win over the hearts of pop-culture. As it so happens pop-culture was indeed looking for a terrible movie with great effects. Lucky you. :) This was a bad movie people enjoy because it doesn't make them think. They can sit in the theater for two hours dribbling over high fructose corn syrup and worry about nothing beyond the flashy lights.
It was unanimous, "Soooo pretty! Oooooooo..."