The mad max franchise turned into car porno

Rating: 1/10 (6 June 2015)

The story line is nonexistent as in so many blockbuster movies today.It's all explosions and fast and over styled cars It starts of with some guy you have no inkling about who is, being captured.
Than he escapes and while he's on the run in the capturers compound he has hallucinations, about what I think is supposed to be the boy with the boomerang from the original road warrior,and the old man. Than he gets captured again.
Than there's a scene with the main bad guy involving water,which I didn't quite grasp the point off. Followed by endless car chases, and a really poorly choreographed hand to hand fight,between charlize and Tom hardy and some white dude that looks like a cross between a zombie and a vampire.
The problem with the movie is,by the time all this has happened you are almost halfway into the film,and yet you don't really care about any of the characters. There's nothing there that give you any basis to root or care for any of them.The story line that makes you loose yourself into the movie just isn't there The whole plot with fuel being scarce is gone,there seem to be plenty off it considering all the cars they use in this movie. I get the impression water is the thing that is sparse here. But you get no real indication of it.So it comes off more as a subplot
I think the main story is suppose to be Charlize saving some models from being babymakers for the main bad guy. But that part drown in the endless car crashes and explosions.
The acting is way below subpar too.And that's goes for all of the cast. There's also something with a silver spray to the mouth ,that you don't get explained either(Or maybe it passed me by)