wishing there was a negative (-) voting in IMDb just for this epic waste of time and money!

Rating: 1/10 (10 January 2016)

First of all, I'd like to clear a few things out. 1. I have never written another review on IMDb. The fact that this movie urged me to do so, speaks volumes. 2. I have not watched the original Mad Max with Mel Gibson. Therefore, I cannot condemn the whole series, I will only be judging this movie. 3. I L-O-V-E adventure/fantasy/dystopian movies!!! I'm literally a junkie, I have watched pretty much every one out there. So I am not a hater of the genre. That being said, I will continue with my first, genuine reaction to this film in quotes: " What the f..* did I just watch. These are 120 minutes of my life that I will NEVER, EVER GET BACK!!! Thank the lord I didn't go to the movies to watch it with my friends when they asked me to, 'cause apart from my time, I'd also be crying over my money now!" Yes, in my non- professional opinion as a humble viewer, this piece of sh..* that I wasted my time watching was absolutely horrific. What do I even start with? The absolutely ridiculous , non-existent plot?A stupid bunch consisting of a lunatic, a bald chief on the verge of schizophrenia and a few hot girls, just because, decide to run off to the sunset to find a non-existent promise land and are chased by another crazy bunch of ugly beasts and brainwashed slaves for absolutely no freaking reason. Oh, and as if that was not stupid enough, half way the decide they were wrong and turn the F..* AROUND!!! So they continue being chased by the same idiots who end up not catching them after all and then they release....water...and they all live happily ever after!!! Hooray!!!! WTF????!!! If there was some interest in the history and setting of this dystopian world it eluded me , since no one freaking bothered to explore it a little further. All we get is that these people are pretty much dying of thirst due to a lack of water, but every time their ugly leader wakes up in a good mood he releases a freaking waterfall and wastes half their water supplies by spilling it all over the place. Not to mention this literally MAD Max character, who decides to pretty much have himself killed in a ruthless road trip- gone-bad even though he doesn't really give a sh..*! Why on earth (other than the obvious reason of earning some shamefull but necessary money)would wonderful actors like Charlize Theron and Tom Hardy (whom I don't particularly love, but in all honesty I haven't exactly followed so far in his career) agree to be part of this sh..* excuse of a film, I have no idea. All I can say, is that it took me three days to watch the damn thing, because I was so freaking bored that I 'd literally stop it every 15 minutes or so to go find something interesting to do with my life. But I am a compulsive nerd who just had to finish what she started, so I went through 120 ENDLESS MINUTES OF TORTURE AND BOREDOM, only to come out of it with so much anger that I had to come in here and write a review to release part of it and go to bed. So,DO NOT WATCH MAD MAX. DO NOT WATCH IT. Watch 50 shades of gray instead. It's a sh..* movie as well, but if you happen to be a 50 year old pervert with 0 love life you might actually enjoy it more. Or better yet, go find something else to do with your life. Anything really. Reading the back label of your clothes detergent would be more educational, useful, interesting AND entertaining. I give it a -10.