Mad Max meets the Spice Girls & the NRA

Rating: 5/10 (10 January 2016)

Or Feminazi with a gaggle of America's Next Top Models wander the wasteland for no apparent reason with a neutered Max in tow. Endless ammo, endless juice for the well maintained vehicles but sadly lacking a coherent story.
Visually Fury Road will keep you entertained but caring about the characters or what happens is just so mind numbing indifferent. This Max will not be in anyone's classic collection.
Max is a bland ,dimwitted bore ...grunting a few syllables here & there. The Feminazi is the star of the show. The Vogue Models bizarre eye candy in the wasteland . The Man-boys White Redneck scum babbling about some warrior Republican Valhalla . Now the story is something about this hill top fortress with fat women being milked like cows,top model breeders and a older Lord Humungus in charge of the water spigot.
Now Lord Lord Humungus drops thousand of gallons of water on the heads of ten thousand Section 8 losers daily that do nothing except wait for the water to be dropped into their dirt Rat hole mailbox . No crops, no carbs, no Cheese , no Barter Town, no nothing. Why keep them around? I guess the ego tripping Lord Humuingus has the babes, fuel & food and just enjoys gawking at the radioactive mob down below.
Lots of chasing the fuel tanker and cars flipping...very well done. Endless interesting characters thrown in & run over before you even get to know them.
Just another CGI fast food movie buffet that's looks pretty but has been under the heat lamps of a master CGI wizard a day too long and the storybook of the writers a year too short.
A well deserved Special Effects 10, Idiotic Story -5.... Equals a +5