Watch The Rover if you want a good post-apocalyptic thriller

Rating: 2/10 (4 July 2015)

I had to watch this twice....OK, maybe 1.5 times....Couldn't quite get through it the second time. The entire movie is so incredibly confusing and nonsensical. I almost began to admire it in its confusing-ness, until I realized that it is just one long bore-fest. There is nothing cool going on here; no "underlying tapestry of cinematic silk". The movie looks good. But that's about it. The desert scenery is really nice. The approaching sandstorm scene is really epic. It was scenes like that which made me have to try watching it again. The problem is that the characters are completely boring. Then there's this ongoing story about milk and and these girls with chastity belts.....really?? huh?? They try and find a land that is green and not desert. Woah. Really? That's the whole movie. Then they keep talking about Valhalla, and there's that silly guy with the guitar that shoots fire. Lol. And these guys keep spraying their face with silver hair spray....is that getting them high? I have no idea why anyone would enjoy this movie. So silly. If you want to a real movie about a post apocalyptic world then watch....The Rover