OK if you are 12 years old

Rating: 3/10 (4 March 2016)

Maybe I came to this movie with preconceived opinions: I don't like action movies without a story or acting and I can't stand Tom Hardy's silly accents: His Bane was the Worthers Original granddad and his Kray impression was brilliant if it was meant to be Allan Partridge. So even though the opening scene had a voice over of Hardy doing some sort of cross between South African, Australian, Kiwi and Texan, I persevered only to be met with a boring action movie with no story or acting. Its nice to see it win so many deserved Oscars. The costumes, vehicles and sets are all excellent, even if lifted from Duran Duran's Wild Boys video, but I had to turn it off as I had to observe some paint that was losing moisture.