The Humungus Stupidity Will Not Be Defied!

Rating: 1/10 (28 May 2015)

OK. First let me comment on the original trilogy. Mad Max was decent. Road Warrior was amazing. Thunderdome sucked.
Now to Fury Road. Omg, was this movie horrible. It's not worth even your time to see it let alone your money. It makes Thunderdome look like a work of genius.
Now, many people have complained about the obvious feminist pandering in this film. However, this movie is horrible even without addressing the kitsch, feminist schlock. For example:
Epic Failures 1. They kill off the V8 Interceptor in the FIRST scene of the movie! What? Why? No reason. Just so that Max can be conveniently captured.
2. Some 'Warboy' converts the V8 Interceptor into his car and then kamikazes inside of it at the end of the movie. That's all we get of the iconic Mad Max car? WOW.
3. Mad Max can't shoot? Handing a sniper-rifle to a ONE ARMED woman? Why not have Usain Bolt let a one-legged pirate sprint for him? Run Blackbeard, run!
4. Immortan Joe? Basically a cheap mestizo rip off of Bane, Darth Vader, and of course the far more interesting Lord Humungus.
5. Eating lizards? Rearry?
6. Prosthetic arm? Who are you, Furiosa Skywalker?
7. Way too much CGI and unrealistic explosions.
8. Why is Mad Max the sidekick in a movie called MAD MAX!!!?
9. This is a nuclear apocalypse. Why does everyone have machine guns and gasoline but no water? Consistency bro, it matters.
10. Warrior grannies? What?
11. Naked tower woman who somehow manages to escape sunburn. Oh, and they cover up her breasts with her hair. Way to suck out any sexual stimulation at all.
12. Zero meaningful character development.
13. Boring.
14. All the toadies who will inevitably defend this movie. What a puny plan! It's garbage, just like 'The Dark Knight Rises'.
15. Max never actually shoots his iconic shotgun. Furiosa just bitch slaps his Beta ass around with it.
16. Fat girl breast milk hoses? Why? I can never unsee that. It's not even good in a BBW porn kind of way.
17. Guzzoline? Shut your whore mouth.
Conclusion:) Just walk away and there will be an end to the horror. Just walk away.