Waste of precious hours! I think that ASYLUM has something to do with this movie

Rating: Null/10 (17 August 2015)

Spoiler alert!!! Mad Max Fury Road this movie is among the worst movies I've ever seen, and that says a lot! I am so surprised about the rating this move received both from critics and from people who, as I, went to see it in cinemas. I remember the movies with good ol' Mel Gibson, and the era they were made in. The story is that some lone ranger, who lost his family, gets caught by some far out cavemen gangs members with a strange leader. Then we have another 3 gangs or whatever we should call the. Our hero is caught and tries to escape and is caught again. He is then made into a blood bag and by some coincidence drawn into a chase as a mobile blood bag. The chase is all about catching ( and possibly killing) Charlize and her followers, who is birth machines of the leader. The chase is better than the catch ( Möterhead) is not true when it comes to this movie. Max is teaming up with Charlize and they try to escape all of the gangs, and eventually meets up with one-armed Charlizes old gang ( or should we call them a tribe). The destination of their escape has turned from green meadows into some wasteland and Charlize cries. They now team up with the old tribe of Charlize and drive back to the evil gang/ tribes HQ to gain control of the evil dictators tribe / gang and give freedom to all.
For the love of God- The story, the plot and the actors are all in all an insult to every human beings intellect. There is absolutely no reason to spend 2 hours watching this pile of doo-doo. Not even the action sequences or the effects makes any positive impression whatsoever. I watched it with my oldest son ( don't tell anyone he's 12 years old), and he likes stuff such as Grown-ups 1 and 2, Insurgent, Divergent, Hunger Games, even Bolt and is basically very easy to entertain through movies, and he likes a large variety of genres. He looked at me a couple of times, and once he asked me " Why are they spraying silver lack/ paint on their mouth?!" I couldn't come up with any other reply besides " well, they have to do something!". He did ask me some questions once in a while during the movie, but when we were done watching it, he said to me that this was by far the most horrible movie he has ever seen and he is 12! I concurred
I remember the cows that delivers milk for the tribe cows being rather voluptuous women I remember spraying silver lack / paint in their mouth before going on a suicide mission, I remember wasting 2 hours of my life. I will recommend everybody to spend 2 hours doing something completely different – either seeing another movie or simply starring out the window this is 2 hours you will never get back again!