What an absolute piece of cow dung

Rating: 1/10 (23 May 2015)

Say no more, say no more.
Nudge, nudge.
You know what I mean, you know what I mean?
The wives? Lensed through a feminist perspective? More like fetishist, soft-core pornography. All wet, with the good old water hose of many a soap and car wash porn seq.
"Mad" Max? More like "Dumb and Dumber" Max. Not Tom Hardy's fault though - he had a numb-nut of a director (non)directing him.
George Miller is a clown pulling the wool over everyones eyes. "Make it cool or I'll kill you." That's what director George Miller told Colin Gibson, the production designer. Hummmmm.... Doesn't get any more superficial than that, Georgie Boy. I could never imagine a director like Ridley Scott telling his production designer that - say on a film like Blade Runner, etc....
In fact, Fury Road (as well as Beyond Thunderdrome) - really feels like Boy George was in the director's chair.
Byron Kennedy, oh how you must be turning in your grave.