Way too much plot and character development

Rating: 1/10 (10 September 2015)

**review contains spoilers!**
Ugh, I can't believe I paid money to watch this. First of all, why do we need to spend 10 seconds on a scene where Max tells Furiosa his name? I don't want to learn *anyones* name! So, 1 star off for names. Just get to the action already!
Speaking of, this movie was probably 87% solid action. The other 13%? Who cares!? All crap! If I wanted to watch some stupid dramatic movie I'd pop in Ong Bak or Event Horizon or Terminator 2. Another star off for stupid drama.
Driving. Waaaay too much driving around and not enough exploding. I think there's probably a combined 2 minutes of driving where things aren't exploding. Uh, I paid for explosions. If I wanted to see driving I'd hop in my car and get on the freeway! No thank you, minus one star!
Dialogue. I like the grunting and gesturing. All that talking crap gave me a headache. Please, fire the screenwriters and spend more money on explosions and cgi next time. K Thx. Minus one star.
Plot. Stop setting up scenes so I can follow the action beats. Waste of time showing the exchange of gas for safe passage. Just blow stuff up! Gah, minus one star!
Character development. Nux (wasted time telling me his name, minus one star!) had far too much character development. Gawd I thought I was watching a freaking HBO mini biopic in the middle of this movie. Stop! I don't care about his transformation, just do it! Quit making my head hurt with all this, like, stuff! Minus one star.
Guitar guy. I liked him. Plus one star.
Basic story structure. All movies have a beginning middle and end. I was really excited because this movie had no definitive beginning or middle and it was super easy to follow the explosions so I figured it wouldn't have an ending. Boy was I wrong. The water didn't even explode when it fell on the people! What kind of lame crap is that? Pour gas on them! Minus one star.
Well this review is already longer than the entire script of dialogue and my head is throbbing so