Must be a lot of people from the film bumping the numbers

Rating: 4/10 (4 June 2015)

The first thing to note about the film is that "Mad Max" is almost a spectator in his own film. Practically everyone else gets more action and importance.
I realize watching a Mad Max movie for the plot is like going to a strip club for the fine dining, but.....these idjits didn't even try. We're gonna to run away, and then realize there's nowhere to run to, and then come back. Thats the whole plot of the movie.Two hours of car chase and explosions for one sentence of plot. And its a retarded sentence; the entire premise of this world is that everything is FUBAR; no water, no food, no gas, no nuthin. Not that anyone seems interested in fighting for any of these missing resources. Nope, they just want to run across the desert for 6 months, hoping to stumble across a paradise no one else has found. riiiiight :roll:
Then there was the standard Hollywood made up religion; atheists who cant comprehend the faithful mindset try to reproduce half-remembered stories "but with a twist". It fails as always, proving the lack of imagination, empathy, or even basic consideration of their fellow man that plagues the cesspool that is the entertainment industry.
Sure, the colors are pretty. The action is almost on par with the other Mad Max movies, made over 3 decades ago. Which just shows how little an accomplishment that is. They managed to seed the movie with endless "inside" jokes that anyone who's seen the first trilogy would see, but only a very select sense of humor would find "funny"; mostly it was just sad and pathetic. I wanted to see what this movie could do, not be repeatedly reminded of how ineptly it compared to the originals.
To call Max and Furioso one-dimensional would be generous, and they, sadly, are the most fleshed-out characters in the whole film. Everyone else is just the make-up department being given actors and told to create freaks. *yawn* There's 3 "reality" shows on sci-fi where complete amateurs do a better job to win an internship.
Theron is continuing her trend of terrible roles that fail to use her proved abilities. The male lead (who was so irrelevant to the film that I didn't even bother to learn his name) spoke mostly in grunts. Honestly, I cared more about Nox, the "red shirt" sidekick than I did about Max.
Then there's the bunch of girls in bed sheets that we're supposed to believe is some kind of "grrl empowerment" according to the latest feminazi BS. Stupid pretty sluts good only for sex slaves running away while a big strong man protects them. Gee, how could I miss the "grrl power" message there?
For all the BS about "great music", especially guitar guy, what little I could actually hear was simplistic riffs; Jimi Hendrix it ain't. Heck, Guitar Hero on difficult, it ain't. The only really impressive part was that when the dude hit the whammy bar, it shot flames; thats on the Pyro crew, not the musician.
And then, worst of all, the "Circ de Sole" pole stunts that were supposed to be a fight scene. That was sad, lame and pathetic. And then, when you start to look into the actual physics? Braindead f&%ktards should be beaten for that bit.
The bottom line is that I pirated this, and I still paid more than it was worth.