Tom Softy!

Rating: 1/10 (18 February 2016)

Tom, buddy, could you not just like be a butler or something...YOU CANNOT ACT! Terrible as Bain, inaudible in The Revenant (honestly mate if you're gonna do an accent, at least do it so that we understand you), average at best in Warrior, but THIS, THIS was an absolute mockery of a personal cult favorite of mine.
Yeah, Tommy boy, you are one ugly, empty actor, but you can only take so much of the blame for this abomination. The blame falls squarely on that old prick George Miller. Mate, seriously, this was your baby...which Gibson poured his heart into...and now you churn up assholes like Charlize Theron, and Tool-less Tommy, to assist you in completely destroying your earlier work.
I just wanted this movie to end, it had no character study...I mean I could not relate AT ALL to any of them. Who is Max? Who is that bald Benoni bimbo's character? I got absolutely no emotion out of this movie, just empty and ridiculous action scenes that never ended.
The Namibian landscape has been scarred for 1000 years at least, and this is all you have to show for it? A tyrannic turd! A sinister stain on the movie industry!
People must be so empty these days to have to resort to mind- draining bad-action movies as a form of escapism...8.2! You gotta be kidding me!!!
2015 in movies: Fell asleep in The Revenant, walked out of The Martian and felt personally insulted by Not-Mad-At-All Max: Furry Toad.