WTF Max: Holy Freakin' Crap Road

Rating: 8/10 (13 October 2015)

I'm only going to make sense on this if I lay it out short and in bullet points:
-The ultimate gladiator arena of car chase movies. -The ultimate circus of post-apocalyptic villainy. -Great story, generally well paced. -Not the big bad feminist plot that was rumoured. -Absolute ridiculous carnage. -Completely insane stunts. -Great little references and concepts e.g. blood bag. -Great characters reminiscent of the originals. -Charlize Theron was made for this franchise. -Tom Hardy is the best Max that couldn't have been Mel. -Max could have had more dialogue, but I get it. -More likely to be a one-watch affair for many, due to the amount of spectacle over substance, but it has both and is breathtaking on the first watch. -I just dropped my block of Comte on the floor. -It now has dust and pubes all over it. -Luckily, I'd eaten most of it before I dropped it. -I'll be seeing the sequel.