Shakespeare, if you saw this, I'm so, so sorry

Rating: 1/10 (2 February 2016)

So, the Australian director's producing 'Assassin's Creed' later this year. That figures.
For my sins, I actually did nod off a couple of times during the screening of this drivel. Couldn't agree more with the comments regarding the belches of grumbled, mumbled dialogue that frothed like a soiled nappy from those poor unfortunates.
Did anyone else feel that this painful tripe was so transparent in it's futile attempt to be 'trendy' and deeply significant?
Artistically, (and I use that word loosely), it was a mismatch of sound and vision - from the silly pretend blood daubing virtually every male forehead, to the mistake of purchasing too much quilted material by the costume department.
On a plus side, it would make a great stomping ground for male grooming products. The ultra close-ups of a male beard actually growing were unsurpassed.
Throw a couple more shrimps into the cauldron, Bruce.