OK if you enjoy harassing people for no reason

Rating: 1/10 (8 August 2017)

I hated this movie when I first saw it 30-odd years ago and I still do. This doesn't seem to me to be funny in any way, unless you enjoy seeing people being publicly harassed and humiliated for no other reason than maybe they are straight or (worse) female. The harassment of the unfortunate women is downright infantile and today would be constituted as a criminal offense. The unit itself is, in delicate military terms, a shower of sh*t, as there is no apparent organization or discipline. As it lumbered towards its banal conclusion I developed this intense desire to be their commanding officer, in which event my boot would have come down with impressive force on two asses in particular - those of Hawkeye and Trapper John - propelling them with some haste to a court martial room, and from thence to the sunny shores of detention barracks (military prison).
Please subtract 1 from my score and find that you have arrived at zero.