The Most Atrocious, God Awful, Stupidest, Arrogant, Racist and Idiotic Science Fiction movie ever made, and I've seen Iron Sky.

Rating: 1/10 (5 August 2014)

..... Where do I even begin with Luc Besson's disaster-piece Lucy? How about the most unlikable and emo of characters? How about the horrendous editing job? The confused plot? The Racism deemed towards Asian People? The Stupid unbelievable powers she has? Or the fact that it made me cry after leaving the theater? Yes. This is the first time I cried after leaving such a abomination that I still can't believe could exist. Months ago, Transdence by Wally Pfishter was critically panned and was a box office failure. This on the other hand, made back its budget to much better reviews. I still can't believe there are people who like this film. This film makes the commercials on TV today look rewarding and intelligent. But everyone has their opinions and this is mine.
We start with a woman named of course Lucy, who in the first 5 minutes of the movie, argues with this guy on who is going to take a briefcase in while a bunch of stock footage of animals hunting and stuff gets cut to every 10 seconds. This leads up to her getting kidnapped by of course, the Asian Mafia who cut a line in her stomach and put some blue stuff (CP4?) in her and later she becomes 'Smarter' and does not emote anything and somehow has psychic powers. Why those she have these powers? Why is she looking like Kristen Stewart? I wasn't paying attention because of the abysmal plot. Now she must get more of the blue stuff put in other people for some reason which leads to the most puke- worthy of special effects ever in a film.
Scarlet Johansson gives her worst performance to date as the title role. Morgan Freeman who also stars in this film, wanders around aimlessly wondering "Why Am I Here? I WAS VITRUVIUS IN THE LEGO MOVIE WHICH WAS RELEASED THIS YEAR! I DESERVE BETTER!"
Lets talk about the editing first of all, the cuts to stock footage of animals hunting is pointless and dumb. It does lead to something, but seriously? Why have it in? We would be better off without it. Now lets Imagine I made a comedy film and put in clips from Faces Of Death in it. Would that be funny? NO! So why would they put this Bull in?!
Lets also not forget the high levels of Racism in this movie. Mostly towards Asian people as Luc Besson describes them as arrogant, unworthy, unhelpful, violent and scared people. Just wow.
Are we even suppose to like Lucy? She races down the streets of Paris making several cars crash possibly making tens to hundreds of people either injured or dead. What a freaking b#%ch!
For a movie that is about an hour and a half long, it felt like I was there for three hours. I really wanted it to end, and when it did, I ran and ran and ran until I couldn't see the poster in my sight.
The ending is overwhelming. I can't explain it. I just can't. The only thing I can say is that, people might or will have seizures from the god awful specials effects.
Also, how in the world, can more than 10% of the brain, give you psychic powers? This is the most unrealistic of powers even for a science fiction film. I mean good god, who was with Rob Ford when writing this?
One more thing I will talk about and that is it. I am done. I never want to talk about this movie ever again. The Characters are unlikable. VERY. Some Characters are careless of what happens, Some characters are never given back-story its just all wrong.
Please do not watch this abysmal movie. I spent at least six dollars getting a ticket and that's still too expensive. Save your money on something better like Guardians of the Galaxy and the James Brown movie Get on Up. If you decide to see it, don't say I didn't warn you.
8/100 F
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