Ironically one of the dumbest movies you'll ever see

Rating: 1/10 (21 September 2016)

Minimum of 10 lines needed to submit a review of this film, hmmm, difficult. I have enjoyed a number of Mr Besson's early attempts (Leon, Fifth Element) but it seems at this stage he just doesn't give a s**t. Unless this was intended as a parody of a time when sci-fi films actually attempted to have a message. Everything is so patently ridiculous that you have to approach this film as an out-and-out comedy. Action scenes were like they were from a Three Stooges film, the "science" was so far the other side of fantasy so as to make Lord of the Rings look like a documentary, the acting was horrendously, scene-chewingly over the top and the dialogue was like it came from an episode of 60s TV Batman, I kept waiting for Johansson to wink at the camera. It was like a 12 year old's 'My First Fiction Essay" come to life but without the corrections and critique from a teacher. So, if you want to engage .000000000000000000000000000001% of your brain (and kill it) then, sure, give this film a watch.