Knowing Nothing, We Faced a Dilemma

Rating: 3/10 (16 July 2016)

"Gods of Egypt, or Lucy?", I asked my wife. "Both look like silly action, but the Egypt one seems more nonsensical."
Wow, did I get that wrong.
It's a well made film, but oh boy is it crazy stupid. Like, absurd, practically comically so. So stupid that it's hard to enjoy. So stupid it's just impossible to suspend disbelief. So stupid you're kinda angry most of the time. The worst "bad science" movie in any sense. It's pretty much impossible to enjoy, because it makes X-Men looks like Discovery channel materials.
It's a good looking flick though, so if you can terminate your brain, you might be able to enjoy the cinematography.