Bad Sci-fi + Bad Action = Waste of time.

Rating: 5/10 (27 July 2014)

First off the character Lucy is the ultimate Mary Sue. Immediately after exposure to Plottainium she gets the powers of God. I'm not even joking. She has omnipresence and was able to control things from across the planet immediately after exposure. The second this happens all interest in the character is lost since she is unstoppable. Imagine Neo from the Matrix fighting an army of Paul Blart Mall Cops. To top it off she comes off as very wooden, which makes sense really since nothing will affect her so she might as well not care about anything.
The fight scenes are actually rather forced in. I don't even know how to describe this part of the story. The drug dealers keep going after Lucy, but it doesn't matter since Lucy could fight off the Justice League while balancing the National Budget without blinking. This is an action movie where all action is pointless. Way to go!
I can't even describe the sheer amount of apathy this movie has imbued upon me. Within such a short amount of time I found myself unable to care in the slightest because the main character is invincible and talks in such BS nonsense jargon that she may as well been speaking in Klingon without subtitles for all the good it would do. I can not honestly recommend this movie to anyone. If you like senseless violence with a strong female lead going around to get vengeance on organized criminals, go rent Kill Bill.