Cool, but you have to work at it to feel any real enjoyment.

Rating: 7/10 (22 February 2015)

SPOILERS!!!! FYI this is only my opinion. Flame me, yell at me, bite me, I don't care, it is what it is. So anyway...
First of all, I loved that they didn't Kubrick the crap out of this movie like 2001. You didn't have to read the book in other words to get the whole Star Baby thing. Or in this movie the whole 100% thing.
That said, OH MY GOD!!! The director or writer or whom ever is fully responsible for this ENTIRE presentation needs their ass kicked.
Drag scenes out intolerably much do we you A-holes? Seriously, that whole opening scene with her saying no and him grabbing her, over and over. THEN, she's there and keeps trying to get out of what ever she's gotten herself into thanks to that same a-hole who is now thankfully dead. She keeps half assed explaining and begging to a guy who speaks no English and the translator is just as worthless. So she continues on anyway, blah blah blah WAY too long. Sure I get it, plead for your life but shut the *&^% up when it's obvious you die if you don't do what they ask.
"I want to offer you a job." She answers, "But I don't want a job." Blammo! Then she wakes up all impregnated with drugs. Really? STUPID.
As a matter of fact the main bad guy dude punching her unconscious for being such a bitch in that moment was almost my favorite scene.
Yeah, so I won't even continue reviewing all of the things I hated, it would be far too exhausting.
Still, if even 20 minutes was trimmed out this would be a kick ass all time favorite movie. I have the technology, maybe I'll... :o) So in closing, be ready to be frustrated often, keep the fast forward button at the ready, but still watch it because the ending rocked. And regardless of other reviews, Morgan Freeman also rocked, as always.
That's it, take it as you like, now I need a beer....CSJ