Stupid, stupid, stupid

Rating: 1/10 (6 July 2008)

I love most movies. I am often said to be in favor of even bad movies. This particular movie (not a film) was unbelievably horrible. Just plain stupid. It was a trite, contrived plot, with two super egos, with matching fantasy penthouse apartments, who have a grudge match which our character, Slevin, becomes involved with. Basically they used tried and true techniques for making a movie, so it seemed like a movie, but the story, the script, the plot was unbelievably stupid! Just drek, a waste of time, a total Hollywood mind F$#K.
This movie was meant to be important and deep and it was just plain idiotic. I rarely give negative reviews, in fact this might be my first, but I cannot recommend this film. As the Principal in Billy Madison said "everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to you." I hate to quote Adam Sandler, but that quote is the only one I can think of. You feel betrayed and dumber after watching this film. It takes part of your soul with it, as you watch, sucking out your intelligence.
This is a horrible waste of time of a movie. I strongly discourage watching it, unless you want to make sure you know what the worst movie you ever watched was. It will do that for you.
Christopher Peznola Boston