Allen plays a neurotic Russian coward who doesn't want to fight the french army but when he does the $h*t hits the fan.

Rating: 10/10 (23 November 2005)

I've heard people say this is his worse movie and the jokes are forced and excessive and I have heard people say he needed a new vehicle after making this movie. Well, quite frankly those people are crack-heads. This IS Woody's BEST ever film and I have seen it 20+ times and I am still not bored of it. If you know what good movies are and you want to see one, watch this movie. If you don't like it I think you must be almost as neurotic as Allen and you need to look up "omission" at www.urbandictionary.com
So go ahead and check it out. You'll laugh from beginning to end with jokes like "Some men are heterosexuals and some men are homosexuals and some men are bisexuals and some men don't think about sex at all and they become lawyers." or "He who has clean hands and a pure heart shall inherit the kingdom of God but he who fools around with Barnyard animals has got to be watched!"
This is probably my favourite movie.