A perfect horror movie!

Rating: 1/10 (16 December 2003)

This film was horrible, and I can't believe it has got such a high rating. I give it 0 out of 10 in an effort to bring the average down as far as possible. If I could have, I would have left the cinema. However, I had to sit listening to and watching the most dire set pieces and dialogue I ever remember experiencing. The cringe factor was astromnomical and forced me to behave like I did back when I was a very young kid during the "scarier" bits of Doctor Who, though in this case I din't have the comfort of a cushion to hide behind. Do yourself a favour and get it out on video as a research contribution to your thesis on the "worst" five films ever made. This has to be up there. The added bonus of doing this is of course that you can turn the sound down, fast forward and even switch it off after the first couple (of the dozens) of deplorable scenes.