Clumsiest attempt at a movie ever

Rating: 1/10 (15 February 2006)

If you want a poorly written, poorly acted movie whose score is as unsubtle and ham-handed as the script then see this movie. Never before have so many one dimensional characters been crammed onto a single screen. This movie revolves around the pithy love lives of eight couples and spends two hours making you not care about a single one. In fact, the drawn out ending is a blessing because it tells you that you don't have to spend any more time with these horrible cardboard people. The birthday card isle at Hallmark has more intelligence and craft then this star-studded feature film. In short, do not see this film at any cost!