Movie Actually?!

Rating: 2/10 (23 May 2005)

I thought this movie was pathetic.
All the contrived fatuous situations did not make any sense. Wasting the talents of Neeson and Thompson on this dreck was sad. There was absolutely no charm in any of the story lines with the possible exception of the Colin Firth subplot which actually made me think I did not waste 2+ hours of my life. The worst story lines were the Neeson and Thompson subplots - Was there any reason why Thompson's husband's secretary(?) was in love with him or did I miss something - she looked young enough to be his daughter. The storyline was so brain numbing that I thought at first Thompson's husband was gay.
The Neeson subplot was so condescending and predictable it was sickening. It was totally unbelievable to me.