Unwatchable, what is there to like about this movie?

Rating: 1/10 (10 May 2004)

A bad attempt to use the format of an already bad movie--4
rooms--and "Hollywood" it up with flirting and a feel good dance
around the house scene.
The film is a sequence of failing to be funny funny or dramatic
scenes cut together with no rhyme or reason.
What is dramatic about thinking you are getting a gold locket and
getting a Joni Mitchell CD, then doing nothing about it?

And then the audience is to expect that by putting the locket
receiving mistress in the flat next to the Prime Minister's foul
mouthed office assistant there is some story connection here?
And this assistant, someone that the P.M. realizes on Christmas,
which he, the Prime Minister is spending alone after his
flashdance around the big house, that he is in love with, or has
some attraction to that is not quite clear. Hey wait, Hugh Grant is
the Prime Minister???? So bad it is not even funny!
And a crazy American living in England is really NOT going to loose
her job though she spends the bulk of her work day having
senseless conversations on her cell phone with her institutionalized brother?
Someone stop me, I have had enough! I WANT MY MONEY BACK!