Tripe, actually

Rating: Null/10 (30 November 2003)

In all my years as a cineast I don't think I've ever seen a worse film. It's your classic English, sexist, xenophobic, 'laugh at the fat girl', 'aren't we smart' kind of movie that gives a new meaning to 'pass the sick bucket'. I sincerely hope all those involved in it get irritable bowel syndrome while sitting at home counting their money. Horrible,horrible, horrible.