Love Boat, Actually.

Rating: Null/10 (13 January 2004)

Sorry, but there were far too many things going on in this movie to really focus on the good plots (i.e., the Portugese Maid, the PM and his secretary) because of the distractions of the dumb plots (the horny Caterer's assistant, the Porno couple). It was just over-stuffed to the point where you really couldn't feel emotionally involved in it, and it devolved from an interesting idea to something on par with a "British Love Boat", or "Love, British Style!"
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**SPOILER ALERT** The little kid running through the airport and evading security was SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO implausible! Security would have drilled that kid so full of holes that his dad would have confused him with Swiss Cheese!