Fart Actually

Rating: 1/10 (24 March 2009)

Now I'm really, really, really lost for words here. I honestly feel that the only solution to commenting about this movie is by being very vulgar about it! I mean honestly folks ... come on, this is crap ... and what's the point of any of this crap movie? but there is this one story that I just want to really .... i don't know ... just curse ... (you have to excuse me here I am finding it very hard to control my anger - I know, I sound like a nut case but this is the effect that this movie had on me) ... so this young man flies to America to meet chicks, checks out of the airport into a cab and goes to the first bar that hits them, walks in and before he is settled in he is chatted up by this gorgeous chick who is waiting for her gorgeous friend who then are joined by their third gorgeous chick friend who tells him that he can stay with them if he wants but he has to bare with them because they are too poor to afford more than one bed - and get this - they are too poor to afford pajamas so they will all have to cuddle up naked together ... I think I'm going to throw up ... really ... throw up ... so is this satire ? (wink wink if you read this - you know who you are) what is this and what bearing does it have on anything??? This movie is so bad it has brought out the worst in me!!! can you believe that? a movie that has actually made me feel like killing someone ...At least I see that some intelligent people felt the same way about it as I do ... and you know what? I think that we are the ones that come from another planet not the fans of this movie ... we are the aliens ... so I say let us unite against the human race and destroy planet earth ... or ... you know what? I wanna get laid, will anyone join me on a flight to America?