Lust, actually

Rating: Null/10 (6 August 2007)

Please don't make the mistake I did and check the film out hoping Liam Neeson and Emma Thomson might actually make up for Rowan Atkinson (who's Mr. Bean is at times funny, but his movies...not) and Hugh Grant, whom I have yet to see a film he's been in that I've enjoyed.
I checked it out with the caveat that if it took a turn down the wrong path, I would simply stop watching.
We have only IMDb or online to find out any info on films as the summaries in Czech seldom tell much and far too many, like this film, are not rated by the Czech board of film raters.
The first 15 minutes or so were so replete with sexual jokes, references, homosexual jokes, lustful innuendos, a brother fornicating with his brother's wife (or girlfriend), and a 'singer' using like 6 profane words consecutively in one sentence plus an assistant to 'prime minister' Hugh Grant (UGHH!) who of course must proceed to use all kinds of bad language at the prime minister.
It was enough for me. Thanks kindly to IMDb about the warning that the film also contained nudity. The title sounded interesting, the beginning showed promise of people hugging people goodbye at a train station, but it took a radically wrong turn.
I think that the narrator got it wrong. Love was not all around. Even if he was meaning it to be humorous, the only 'love' that was all around in this movie was lust, actually. Which would have made a more fitting title.
Avoid this film and don't buy into it being a family friendly film or romantic. It's like a British HBO movie where sex substitutes for love and lust substitutes for romance.