The worst movie I've seen in the last 5 years

Rating: 1/10 (28 March 2004)

This movie should have been called " Don't Bother Actually". It's really not a comedy in that it isn't actually funny, and it doesn't actually have any characters that I felt I wanted to care about. I'm not really sure what anyone could actually see in it. It is however completely inoffensive, apart from Martine Mcwhateverhernameis, as she can't really act to save her life. I must admit I did laugh once during the seemingly endless 2 hours, but it was a very very short laugh and I think it mostly came from my sheer desperation.
Don't ever trust the opinion again of anyone who would rate this movie above a 3.