Hmmm dare I say, "BLOODY AWFUL?"

Rating: 1/10 (5 January 2009)

Where do I begin?? This film was ALL OVER THE PLACE! So much so, that the characters suffered pitifully. They were not interesting at all. These people were actually one dimensional. Not even Alan Rickman (my hero) was able to save the blasted film. Everything about it was a very played out tired cliché and the ending did not add up. Particularly the relationship between the cleaning lady and the writer, they barely new each other, never had a REAL conversation, hardly even saw one another, how the hell did they end up getting hitched??? Another ridiculous problem with the script was that hideous dork that decided to go to America to get laid! Three or four really gorgeous girls in a dingy dive of a bar just happen to stroll in, and take him home for sex? I thought they were going to rob his naive tourist looking scrawny a** but it turns out that the writer actually thinks the audience is that naive because he did get laid on his first night in the states! Honey, if the ladies in London won't lay him than the girls in America won't touch him with a ten foot cattle prod. That's 120 minutes of my life that I'll never get back;(