Loathe Actually

Rating: 1/10 (23 March 2005)

This is by far the worst movie I have ever seen. Absolute mush with no hint of a backbone in the slightest. It churns on and on and on and on, meandering from one lame contrived story to the next. I rarely get this little from a movie, even with most bad films I can at least laugh AT them but this film just gave me stomach cramps and nausia.
I am not the kind of guy that switches off or walks out on a movie so I regrettably watched to the bitter end. Thinking all along that there would be a point to it all, that there would be some sort of resolution, something to make sense of all the lamo, supposedly varied, love stories that are just simply awful.
The writing was so bad too, as if it was written by spoilt eleven year old girl who has been sheltered from everything in life and handed anything she wanted by rich over protective and adoring parents.
This film is like a big gooey sugary sweet mess of contrived and packaged imitation sugar, sprinkled with crap and delivered on a big plastic pink conveyor belt at the hope of tugging at people's heart strings.
They should have handed out vomit bags in the cinemas.
That this film was made is like an insult to anyone who has lived life for more than a day in their lives.
The people who liked this movie are the people that open spam e mails, they're the people that vote in the Eurovision song contest, the people that stupid signs are made for, the people that don't know anything about the world, who read supermarket shelf magazines, the happy to be stupid people. It makes you wonder reading some of the 'reviews' from people who liked this are THEY from another planet or is it me?