Piece of S**t

Rating: 1/10 (31 December 2005)

After watching this film and feeling completely ripped off in every way imaginable, I had to look and see what everyone's comments on IMDb were... I agree with every one of the poor reviews.
I was also surprised to see the average rating of 7.8!!! What are people thinking?! Firstly, there are far too many story lines, consequently lending themselves far too little screen time to develop any kind of feeling for character or plot.
Pretty much all of these story lines, too, are painfully nauseating. In fact, anyone still in possession of their own stomach (I should imagine most of you) will find it tricky not to feel at least a little queasy after watching two hours worth of this overcooked, shamefully formulaic pap.
I HATED IT! And yet.. My sister and her many friends found it to be delightful!! My sister saw it TWICE at the cinema!! How? I have no idea! She loved it! One of her FAVOURITE movies she says. I feel for her... I really do.
It makes me soo mad to watch it. Is this the only thing we Brits can produce? We've made many films like it in recent years... light, passable British comedies... But this takes all of them, repeats them, and then shits all over them.
The only shred of light I can cast on it, is that I enjoyed this one scene were 'Nick' from 'My Family' (can't remember actor's name) goes to America and picks up a collection of really hot women. The only reason I enjoyed this is that it is soo over the top and unbelievable, and such a dream like scenario (who wouldn't want three lovely ladies on there arm?) that it is actually quite funny -- but still completely pointless.
In short: Only worth watching if you enjoy watching s**t films and then commenting on how BAD they are.
Crap.