"Lust Actually......"

Rating: 1/10 (12 September 2006)

i too did not care at all for this movie. My friend promised me 5 times i was going to "lovr love love" this movie. He even provided me Kleenex, and i never used them once during the course of the 2 (that actually felt like 5) awful hours, in which i almost fell asleep. He said it was about "love", so i thought i'd give it a try.
but sorry to say i just didn't get it. lets see; who loved who? or who was in lust with who? oh yeah- Emma T's character actually loved her husband and vica versa. Other than that, no one in this film portrayed anything close to real meaningful love. To me it was very uninspiring. Anyone can lust after a coworker, taking them to bed one time does not constitute love. 9 year old children don't fall in love with their pretty little playmates. She had a phenomenal voice though for her age, and I hope to hear more of her in the future.
The films recurring, and annoying attempts at comedy and sexual innuendo (barf) fell flat. where is the humor in 2 disconnected porn stars faking it for the camera???? i failed to find it. I'm not a fan of British humor and this film reeks of it.
don't bother to see this film unless you want to watch too many confused, uninteresting people sloppily lust after each other. Not really a feel good kind of movie whatsoever. i wanted to laugh and cry and i did neither. Left me kinda cold.