Lame Actually

Rating: Null/10 (10 May 2004)

Warning: Reading this contains Spoilers. Watch it, and you will go bad too.
I decided to put this together when I was at my most tired? Why? To further avenge the waste of time I committed by watching this garbage. "Gee, don't be so shy. Tell us what you really think?" Really?
1.This movie was hyped yet it is the most saccharin-laden piece of trash I have ever seen in Romantic film making. I would have gotten more out of a rerun of "Love American Style"
2.The crescendo of the shlocky film score is enough to send a person into diabetic into shock, a comatose person into death.
3. The acting was not very inspirational, but then again the screenplay was written by someone who really knows very little about love.
4. The subplots were atrociously unrealistic. Is this supposed to be a love movie, or a sarcastic view as to what the director thought love was?
5. The English motif just did not cut it.
6. The little boy talking about love, and then escaping the security guards and actually gaining ground between himself and them...Are we supposed to believe this nonsense?
7. Too much music! How insecure was the director to think that the a love scene without music would not hold up? Maybe he knew something that we did not...That the movie smells of rotten garbage and tomatoes.
8. Except for Laura Linney, the actors were all wasted in this Recycled, Robotic, Romantic Revulsion.
9. While watching this movie I did not have bad gas, but I wish I did. It might have taken my mind off of the torture I was sitting through. Hey! Wait a second! Maybe this could be used as a form of corporal punishment. Force to speak up about criminal activities of be forced to watch this movie.
10.I want my money back.

This was by far, the feel bad movie of the year. I've actually gone out of my way to see romance movies, and some of them did not disappoint, but this is not a romance. It isn't even a movie. It is a lame british television commercial in which every character is a caricature and is beyond redemption. As well as the writing is.
Grade: F