78 Reasons to Hate The Films of Richard Curtis

Rating: 4/10 (26 March 2009)

raildog.net says it all. The revolution starts here. Go to www.raildog.net and click the Film Category -- there's a post called 78 Reasons Raildog Hates the Films of Richard Cutis.
Okay so I need at least ten lines, let's offer a flavour. This is from Love Actually:
58) 28mins. Oh dear, pretentious child alert. BRRP BRRP! STEP AWAY FROM THE HAIR GEL! A good example of a child speaking like a screenwriter. Refers to "the total agony of being in love". What 13-year-old would say that? Yuk. And hang on, hasn't his mother just died? Instead of grieving he's sitting there, waffling on in psycho babble. Stop being so self-aware! Go and play with some Top Trump cards and have a snivel, sonny.