This could be, an everlasting dud

Rating: 1/10 (12 September 2005)

If I hear that one more pseudo romantic comedy ensemble uses that god forsaken song they attach to every movie with a hint of romance (and usually an overdose of unfunny and unrealistic characters) I think I'll have to go to England and steal all the pens, typewriters, chisels and computers so the world will never have to hear that song and/or see another one of these allegedly funny films again. It's not to say that there haven't been halfway decent or even good films coming from the Director (Donnie Brasco) or from the writer (Notting Hill) or even the typically smarmy star (Hugh Grant in about a boy) but Come on, no more dreary funerals and/or weddings, no more nine months of gestative agony and please no more films with that f**cking Natalie Cole song!