Too Long Love

Rating: Null/10 (8 November 2003)

This is a nice enough, if somewhat dumb, holiday comedy with a terrific cast. But my heavens it is long. I was prepared to leave happy after about 90 minutes, but as the sappiness just kept going I began to hope for relief, and so did my backside. I was positively glaring at my watch by the time the last unlikely ending finally appeared and I was allowed to stagger out into the chill. What ever happened to those nasty movie moguls we used to hear about who insisted that stuff like this come in at about 100 minutes? Can we bring them back?