Beached like a whale - No fan? No good.

Rating: 5/10 (17 May 2020)

This was so bad. 25 minutes of my life I'll never get back. I could have been having a lap dance from a incontinent baby rhino. But no. Although, watching Paul Dano's wide range of a singular emotion (pathetic) at full display must feel similar. There's this critic review. Slant Magazine. 38. He's right. Don't watch it unless you're a fan and you don't care about this flat, emotionally manipulative, headachingly predictable story. Fans don't care. They'll love it anyway. That's why they're fans and that's cool. I have the same. Different criteria for quality then.