I Do Not Want To Know People Who Liked This Movie

Rating: 1/10 (19 October 2003)

People who liked Lost In Translation must be chronically depressed for this movie to be such a highlight in their lives. Nothing happens, the main characters spend the entire movie moping around, bellyaching about how their lives suck.
"Does it get any better than this?", the girl asks. No, you stupid twit, not if you are going to hang around your hotel room all day in one of the most exciting cities in the entire world!
Yes, this film has enough dichotomies to satisfy the art-house crowd, but the director only sets them up for display; she doesn't do anything with them.
If you do see this movie on a date, sit in the back cuz you are going to get a lot of make-out time. ;-P