The worst movie I've ever seen, period.

Rating: 1/10 (24 May 2004)

I had been putting off watching this movie for a while now, waiting for the right time when both myself and my girlfriend had the time. We finally got around to it, and man what a disappointment. The first 20 minutes are humorous, albeit slow-moving. The details used for character development are interesting and unpredictable in the development of the lead character. The build-up to the meat of the movie was deliberate, but too slow. At about 45 minutes in, one begins to search for where this ponderous movie plans to take all of these seemingly pointless details and humorously irrelevant interactions. At one hour I was fighting a losing battle against sleepiness due to lack of interest. After a seemingly endless wait, the movie ended, having accomplished absolutely nothing, shown nothing, and meant nothing. I was absolutely dumbfounded at how little substance there was to this movie, and more disappointed then I have ever been at the end of any movie.
Hands down, the worst movie I've seen. Do yourself a favour and don't waste your time on this seething, pointless piece of crap.