THE worst film!

Rating: Null/10 (21 January 2004)

Yes, THE worst film I've sat through in years, looking at my watch every few minutes hoping it would just end. Pointless. I was hoping there would be interesting, educated conversation, nope.
If there is a plot, it would be 2 bored people in Tokyo. How sad, these two have so much money and cannot find anything to do in such an international city. Folks, if you are bored, it is YOUR fault, YOU are in charge of yourself, the world owes you nothing. I have visited Tokyo several times. I had a great time each and every time, there are millions of things to do and see. Most people in Tokyo DO speak some english and several are very proud and happy to practice this skill on you! On the subways, also in the restaurants and Parks I carried on long, interesting conversations. These are people, not faceless stereotypes. I was looking for the local customs that shocked me, the Bar Bouncers that politely do no allow "easterners", or the local toilets that are a drain and 2 places to put your feet, or you leave your shoes at the door and don slippers there to use... nope! What I did see was 2 pretentious characters that were too good and too bored for everything and everyone. I saw Bill Murray ad-lib unfunny lines. I wanted to like this film, it failed in every way. I learned nothing. Critics, who are you sucking-up to?