As enjoyable as AIDS

Rating: 1/10 (4 January 2005)

The most painfully dull movie I've ever sat through. I ate a plastic straw during the movie to prevent myself from slipping into unconsciousness (or worse), and still feel bitter at the chronic waste of Bill Murray's abilities. A move of two very dull, deeply unattractive and self-obsessed people, who don't get along particularly well, and don't do anything of any interest. The dialogue is atrocious--only the new Star Wars movies and Australian soap operas sound so stilted--and its Oscar can only be related to Sofia's famous dad. Only those who like watching home movies of boring people on their drab holidays would enjoy this turgid mess.