What fast-forward buttons were made for.

Rating: 1/10 (5 May 2005)

I have to say that this film is REALLY boring. Now, I know that the more arty, pretentious types will say that I am just too shallow to appreciate this work of pure genius, and I should look for the deep and wonderful meanings that the main stars of the movie weave between them and how it mirrors never-to-be relationships, blah,blah,blah.
Sorry, but that's all crap. There is no deepness waiting to be found in this film......no, really, there isn't ! All those who say "Well, I watched the movie again and it all became clear and it was the most wonderful moment of my life", are clearly fooling themselves, (Yes Emperor, your clothes look beautiful!) Comments from other posters of "If you don't like this film then go back to watching your action/scifi/horror trash" just don't cut it. Most posters who don't like this film seem to be sensitive, emotional, intelligent people who enjoy watching a complete mixture of movies who can see this film for what it is. A turd covered in cream is still a turd.