You've got to be joking!!!!!!!!

Rating: 1/10 (7 February 2004)

"Lost In Translation" is flat out one of the worst movie experiences of my life. My girlfriend rented this piece of nonsensical garbage last week, and we were both left in utter disappointment. We rent a LOT of movies, go the the theater, and see at least 60% of releases. Big fans. As an actor, I usually like Bill Murray, and Find SJ appealing as well. "LIT" has no plot, no ideas, and an asinine script. All this movie does have is my $3.00 rental fee. We asked for our money back, and it was gladly given. I have no earthly idea what the critics and fans of this movie are raving about. If this wins "movie of the year" then I'll stop watching. Nothing happens. I could describe scene by scene of this movie and not give away any SPOILERS. There aren't any. OK, here is a spoiler. Nothing happens, and then nothing happens, and then (you won't believe this), nothing happens. I hope I'm not giving anything away. Geez oh Pete this was bad. Give Bad Boyz II the "MOTY" honor. You might as well. Scarily enough, it may have more credibility. Buyer beware.