Awful

Rating: Null/10 (30 June 2006)

When will society accept the fact that Sofia Coppola's movies stink? Somebody dragged me to see this on DVD a few months ago and I can't get the stench out of my head. Nothing happens, no one does anything and I don't care. It's worse than her other thing, the virgin suicides where the girls all kill themselves for some stupid reason I can't remember. (There's a quote I read somewhere or heard where somebody says how they hated Dead Poet's society because that kid kills himself instead of waiting 6 months until his father can't control him anymore. Well the quote works for Virgin suicides too. Just get out of your house chicks and stop bitching. If no one's throwing boiling water at you, you have it better than I did) Back to Lost in translation. Bill Murray annoyed the hell out of me with his do nothingness. I also saw an interview with him on the Stripes anniversary DVD. I loved Stripes, but he seems like a total jackass on the interview.
I don't mind Scarlett Johanssen, however. We used to date.