I was lost.

Rating: Null/10 (10 July 2004)

The reviews were fantastic, the critics raved, everyone loved this film. Why? Slow, tedious, boring, a waste of my time. Can anyone, anywhere explain what I've missed? It was a terrible movie..."Beyond The Valley Of The Dolls" was far superior. Bill Murray has one or two good films under his belt but this one must have been one of his worst! Comedian yes, actor maybe. Where was the comedy? Where was the love story? Where was the film? Somebody kidded me that this was a good film. It's been done before..."American Beauty", "The English Patient", "The Damned"...all have been feted but fall far short of even "watchability"! I'm looking forward to "The School Of Rock", "Cold Mountain" and any other contemporary DVD to compensate for that rubbish!