A film for all the "emos" out there

Rating: Null/10 (1 February 2007)

How can I sum up my experience? In short, if you enjoy watching two mind-numbingly boring people trudge around feeling sorry for themselves, then this is the film for you. I felt as if I needed a Prozac by the time the end credits began rolling by. The film is entirely too long. It was a struggle to stay awake until the end. Two-thirds into the film I was asking myself if it would ever come to a point or at least give me a reason to care about these two characters. Unfortunately, it never did; and so ended not with a bang, but with an inane, dry-throated whisper. I wish I had my time back that I wasted on this film.
Of course, that may be much too simplistic a description for the more "nuanced" and sensitive elitists among us, but so be it.