miserably boring movie

Rating: 2/10 (30 January 2005)

I actually forced myself to sit through the whole movie with the hope that something would actually happen. Overall, the movie had a few funny moments but there was just not enough to make it interesting. The average rating of this movie is ridiculously high in comparison to the caliber of other movies in the 8 range. Objectively, I would give it a 4, but because of the Sofia Coppola hype I have to give it a 2/10. To all the intellectual ones with their "He just did not get it". I did the get the gentleness and sensuousness of the movie but it left me lukewarm. There was no action, no tension, no development, nothing. It was like watching paint dry. At the end, I hoped they would be just run over by a bus and be put out of their misery.