Slow Trip to Nowhere

Rating: Null/10 (14 February 2004)

This film moves seamlessly through three stages. First, it teases us with the faint promise that something will happen. Second, we realize that nothing is going to happen. Third, we experience relief that the end is near and we no longer need to be troubled by any hope that something is going to happen. This film moves, slowly and inexorably, from Point A to Point A.