Books on Tape with a plot called BLOW with guns.

Rating: 1/10 (28 November 2005)

Go watch BLOW instead. It's a better movie with the same plot, only revolving around coke instead of guns. Nicholas Cage sleepwalks through this linear tale NARRATED WAY TOO EXTENSIVELY by the dull tones of Nicholas MonoCage's endless voice overs. Cage seems about as ukranian as a french poodle. He was miscast for this role but that's understandable since there is hardly any plot so perhaps they didn't put any thought into his character.It seems likely he was making up his character as he went along- bland does not even begin to describe. I classify this piece of crap as super mega ultra dog poo times ten. There is nothing about this movie that is entertaining, believable, watchable or even remotely worthy of any viewer's time for any reason whatsoever. FLUSH IT!