Highly enjoyable action movie

Rating: 8/10 (3 March 2017)

"Hello, is that Frank Thugnasty? This is Peter from Badguyz-r-us Recruitment. In reference to your application to join our group, I'm pleased to inform you of an upcoming vacancy.
The job involves capturing and retrieving some child mutants that our employer has genetically created.
Although we obviously have comprehensive files on them, I'm afraid we can't give you any usable information on their powers to help you tactically.
We've been allotted an immense amount of money for this vital mission, almost all of which has been spent on our fleet of black helicopters, black 4x4s and inherently unstable black motorcycles.
Unfortunately, this means that we had no money left to equip everyone with tranquilliser darts, tasers or BZ gas grenades which might have come in handy. We do have a spear gun, though.
In addition to the spear gun we also have access to our enhanced weapon who we will probably send in after we've needlessly sacrificed most of your colleagues.
We offer the usual dental and medical benefits, with extra coverage for severed limbs. Life insurance cover has been somewhat difficult to obtain since we let slip to the underwriters that the main target is a smaller but much meaner version of that apparently invulnerable Wolverine chap who killed hundreds of highly trained military special forces soldiers about 30 years ago.
Now if you're interested, the starting pay is set at... >click< ....Hello?...Hello?"