Worst movie ever

Rating: Null/10 (23 January 2001)

This movie bites it mate. It bloody sucks. God how pretentious people lie, this movie is a pile of sh**. The internal logic is the faultiest this side of Way of the Gun. It tries like crazy to be ironic but it's like Ernest Saves Christmas ran smack into reservoir dogs and pulp fiction. Sorry that is an insult to Ernest movies, let me spell it out it's the exact same thing you would get if a retarded gorilla tried to create his own gangsta film. The truth is people, if the British make a film that isn't a home movie about the family vacation, everybody makes a big deal out of it, just to be polite. I am an honest critic though one free from hype and free to see the truth, which is that this film sucks mate.