Flash in the pan, so cool it hurts turkey.

Rating: 3/10 (4 July 2000)

How anyone over 14 and interested in movies can like this is beyond me. The cinematography is so sepia slick and nauseating, it makes the whole film look like a dizzy Nike ad. The script is so full of "hey, we are such hardasses and so goddamn cool" Tarantino wannabe ripoffs, one would think the film was a Tarantino spoof. As for the performances, a bigger bunch of planks will be hard to find in any other movie, with Sting scoring lowest in my book. Madonna is world famous for tagging on to whatever is flavour of the month (Dennis Rodman anyone?), so when she set her eyes on Guy Richie...