Remember that story about the Emporers new clothes?..

Rating: 1/10 (11 June 2000)

...that could be a metaphor for the hype surrounding this - it's the worst British film since 'Big Zapper'. The only time I have been more disappointed was when I rented 'Driller Killer'.
If you locked me in a room with Guy Ritchie, Abel Ferrara, a gun and only one bullet, then afterwards you'd find Guy Ritchie beaten to death :)