Blimey guv,you're a geezer and no mistyke etc etc snore snore

Rating: 4/10 (30 August 2006)

I knew a bank robber once who stole a Purdey shotgun worth £35,000 and sawed off the barrels to do a job that netted him £15,000.To add insult to injury he got nicked for it.Compared to the pond-life in LS&2SB he was Charlie Big Potatoes.Wannabe geezer cockneys running around swearing a lot,getting into needless bother.....it's going to attract the attention of the dimmest plod.The really successful crims are the low profile ones,a thousand miles from the Pubs,clubs billiard hall and kebab shop milieu depicted in a depressing number of "realistic" Britcrim movies. Mr Vinnie Jones,a former professional footballer,is pressed into service as a hit man I'd have been more frightened of him if he'd kept his boots on. This is the sort of movie that groups of drunken blokes watch on a Saturday night whilst slopping Chicken Tikka Biryani on the carpet and breaking wind.Because they recognise it is a movie about blokes just like them.