Lock, Stock and Two Measly Stars

Rating: 2/10 (17 June 2019)

How often does a movie come along where you hate every single obnoxious character? And also hate the plot, the dialogue, the soundtrack, the film tint, and frankly probably also the key grip and the gaffer.
If I want a Cockney crime caper I'll go on Amazon and buy all the Minder episodes with George Cole and Dennis Waterman. That show had compelling, likeable lead characters, interesting support characters, comic-foil cops, and a breezy, self-assured wit.
Guy Ritchie was clearly the least-talented partner in his marriage to Madonna, and that's saying something given her complete lack of it.