Amazing explosion of talent

Rating: 8/10 (23 June 2007)

OMG, I just saw this movie, and it's totally sweet, like pancake syrup sweet. Yipee Kiyay....you know the rest. What an experience. Mindblowing. Astonishing. Better than Fantastic 4: Rise of the Silver Surfer and Evan Almighty, combined. Bruce Willis and that turd from the Apple Commercials have a real on screen chemistry. Like Laurel and Hardy, but better. Drop dead gorgeous. Please, see this movie and be bewildered by its ferocious explosion of talent.
Wow, I need to include more lines....Bruce puts in his finest performance since Die Hard 3 and the Fifth Element, which is his finest work. Recently, his work has been pretty week, but this is a totally amazing Earth Shaking return to form. I may sound crazy for saying this, but he should be nominated for an Oscar, and this movie should get a Golden Globe for Lifetime Achievement as Best Movie Ever. It's that good. It's a fine amalgam of explosions, USA pride, comedy, bad-guy beat downs, and Bruce Willis, and I dare you to find a better movie out there to top this. Seriously sweet, and go see right now.