Lots Of Action!

Rating: 8/10 (14 December 2013)

Bruce Willis AND Maggie Q in the same movie? OK, Maggie is 'way better looking than Bruce, but, hey... I'm a guy. Why do I like Bruce? FIIK! He's just a phenomenon... AND, he's the first movie hero named "Bruce"... and Kevin Smith FEARS HIM!
But I like Kevin Smith, too. No, I'm not "INTO" fat guys... I AM a fat guy!.. and, I don't like that. I think Kevin is fatter than me, and I can take some satisfaction from that. He's funnier than me, though. I think he may have been the best actor in this whole movie...
... 'though the computer nerd kid was pretty good. What was his name? Arghhh! I'm so bad with names! Anyway... he was good.
Far-fetched, action-overdosed, imperfect, but fun. Enjoy!