A cynical and heartless movie.

Rating: 1/10 (16 September 2006)

This movie is cynical, heartless, boring, derivative, and insulting.
It is quite possibly the worst movie I have ever seen. During one of the big scenes, I actually walked out and stood in the hall for five minutes, not because it was terrible, but because it was so boring and I couldn't care for the characters.
There are no real characters, just sets of quirks who behave out of no conceivable self interest. Most of the actors do a great job of trying to turn these quirks into humans, but they are sabotaged by the ridiculous script at every turn.
Everything the character do seems arbitrary and exists only to disgust the audience or move the plot forward towards its big ending -- an ending that is exceedingly derivative and clichéd yet comes as a breath of fresh air after the preceding couple of hours of fake dysfunction.
I know that many people like this movie, but I honestly cannot fathom how anyone could.