Disney must be out of good ideas, time to copy somebody else

Rating: 1/10 (28 January 2013)

I can picture Spielberg in his office: 'hmm.. time to make money, so what do we do today? OK, let's find some ideas.. What is doing Disney now? no, they have not done anything good in a while, nothing there, what else? I can squeeze something from an old franchise, but what.. dinosaurs.. no, that's burned already.. but I can keep it for later when people have rested from it; maybe Indiana Jones? no, the last one was quite lousy, I can not risk to kill it so at least the dvds keep selling, what else, something about a character that everyone will hate but will save everybody at the end, that's nice, but no, wait, I said nothing to do with dinosaurs.. what else is on right now that can be copied and looks like can be lucrative.. c'mon.. how am I gonna get ideas if nobody does anything decent to copy.. hmm, hey didn't Burton made a picture about Lincoln some time ago? maybe that's worth copying, but i can not say he was a vampire hunter or the copy would be too obvious.. let's make it an epic, let's throw a lot of clichÃ©s and budget and let's make it the feel good movie of the season so it can be named a few times in the Oscar.. yeah, Lincoln seems like a good topic to squeeze for a while'