Herbert the Pervert goes to Washington

Rating: 2/10 (15 November 2012)

More out of work Hollywood D-listers pretending to be patriotic pre- Republicrats. Day-Lewis' whiny Family Guy rendition of Lincoln's voice is enough to root for John Wilkes Booth and some vampire/zombies.
"Say there you young scrappin' Southern boy...would you like a Popsicle down in the basement???"
Tommy Lee Jones is now the white Morgan Freeman: he just gives up acting and is allowed to mutter and muddle through his lines half-assed like he's chasing Wesley Snipes through the gutters while talking on the phone chewing a sandwich. Cut to sad faces of enlisted black Union soldiers trying to audition for the next JJ Abrams love fest.
This is nowhere near There Will Be Blood or Last of the Mohicans, thanks to Spielberg rushing out the story to make another buck to hand off to Obama. The South should have won in this alternate Hollymush universe. "Radical Republicans Unite!"