A Train Wreck from Start to Finish

Rating: 1/10 (31 October 2013)

Live of Pi was so bad that I'm at a loss as to how to review it. Here's a list of a few things that were wrong with this production.
The way the story was told (as a flashback over dinner) could not have been more boring.
Filling the blackboard at school with digits added absolutely nothing to the story line and seemed like an afterthought.
All scenes with animals looked totally fake, including Pi's initial interactions with the tiger.
Pi's behavior on the boat deck during the storm made no sense and seemed like an LSD trip.
None of Pi's actions on the raft made any sense. It seemed as if he did everything he possibly could to ensure that he would not survive.
Nothing about the island made any sense.
In summary, it is as if everyone involved with this movie from start to finish was on drugs the entire time. There's really no other plausible explanation as to how something so bad could have ever seen the light of day.