garbage from the 80s

Rating: 4/10 (16 June 2017)

1. clone of the final scene in Alien (check) 2. laws of physics and nature that come and go (check) 3. idiotic professional breaking every rule in the book (check) 4. zero character development (check) 5. lots of screaming but zero tension (check)
Life is absolute garbage that should have died in the 1980s.
Jake Gyllenhaal goes for an easy paycheck in this horrible film also featuring a bunch of other people pretending to be actors.
I knew from 30 second in that this film was gonna be bad; it opens with a really bad and wrong representation of what a meteor shower should look like in space. OK, maybe the guy who consults on physics was away.
A space station crew in the very near future finds a thing that comes from this meteor and it has a living cell on it. They put the cell in an isolation chamber and perform tests on it. WHY? The ISS is not a test facility.
Anyway, they do the tests but scientist guy can have nobody near him because contamination, because, you know, isolation chambers APPARENTLY DO NOT ISOLATE STUFF.
So, he pokes the thing and when the thing has obvious predatory behaviour, he goes "oh look how cute".
The thing kills him and then kills another guy and becomes big.
They try to flamer it but it doesn't work because hey, we're not totally ripping off Alien here.
So, some girl goes into space but the thing kills her. They say, "hey lets kill the thing by not giving it oxygen", you know, the thing THAT WAS JUST NOW IN SPACE.
Then the thing that crushed a man to death while it was a few cells large, and which is now a BIG ASS HUGE THING suddenly cannot grab a guy by the leg. because it is well known that thing when fully grown they are weaker than when they are larvae.
And then .. Jesus, i really don't want to go on. this film is garbage. don't watch it.
watch it. i don't care. watch the stupid ending, watch them scream and make noise without ANY tension whatsoever because I Don't EVEN KNOW WHO THE CHARACTERS ARE.
Really, this film is an insult.
my vote: 4/10 - bleeeeeeaaargh