You'll get All Choked Up

Rating: 1/10 (12 November 2017)

This left one character speechless, so let's begin. It's OK to explore beyond the boundaries of imagination but this movie goes for fool's gold. It's a cheap imitation of every space flick imaginable.
There isn't one character to care about - not even the lead actor who isn't human. The concept itself should have red flags all over it. No one believes this stuff anymore. No explanation is even attempted. The script is a cliché from the get go. Joking about "custody rights" - really? This is not a film that's so bad it's good. Nowhere near.
Is there anything good about it? Please, find one thing that's good. Ah!!! Yes! There are no teens on board.