Idiocracy II - The Space Legacy

Rating: 1/10 (5 June 2017)

Oh goodness, where do I begin? The first clue that something was very wrong with this movie, was the scene where an astronaut is supposed to catch a large space module incoming at high speed towards the space station, the module the size of a van, with a robotic arm. The astronaut suspended in space, controlling the extended arm, hanging a mere few feet underneath the trajectory of the incoming space module. Really? Is that how we conduct docking in space with a 200B$ space station? Cowboy style, smashing up the equipment, risking lives?
The quarantine is simply ludicrous, a below average cheer leader would know that it's not how you arrange a barrier between high risk labs, especially when the subject is an unknown life form from another planet. Poking it with an electric rod when it sleeps? Seems like a great scientific method! Why not use a forging hammer too, to wake it up real good? Probably end up with the same result!
The alien then grabs the guy's arm, and the whole crew panics, and starts screaming like a troop of little girls at the sight of a tarantula, while spinning around each other. Really? That's who NASA chose to fly to the space station? A bunch of screaming, hysterical preteens who have no clue what to do during an emergency? I'm half wit, and I'd know what to do! I think Melania Trump would handle emergency that better than those "clownstronauts".
The straw that broke the camel's back for my part was however, that heroic Ryan Reynolds type (memo to myself: never watch a movie with that guy again, EVER) barging in through the only barrier between the crew and the contaminated area green lantern/deadpool style, to save his fellow electric rod poking scientist-astronaut friend, thus condemning the rest of the crew.
I'm not even going to go into the cheesy Russian accent (it's a miracle they didn't name the Russian female "astronaut" "Boris" or "Vladimir" to perfect the cliché), and the half witted lines written for the general public, who can't tell a difference between a rocket booster and a dill pickle.
The remaining part of the movie I spent hoping the alien would wreck havoc, ingest the whole crew shown in spectacular effects, and eventually remove the entire humanity from the face of the Earth, as obviously, the evolution had at this point gone down a dead end road and would never recover.
This is by far the worst sci-fi production of any time, there is NOTHING to compare with the outstanding Alien movies, anyone who claim so, didn't understand the spirit of those movies. Do not pay money to watch this, you will regret it.