Awful To The Point Of Cringe

Rating: 1/10 (29 December 2017)

What would happen if you took the plot from Alien , added some incredibly silly characters, added a very unhealthy dose of boring tedious dialog, added a totally unbelievable portion of dumb decisions, added highly predictable twists and turns, added some bored to deaths actors like Reynolds or Gyllenhal, added a Russian with a thick accent, and then shook and stirred to the level of utter laughs? Bingo, you've gotten Life, the very strong contender for the dubious monicker of probably the worst Sci-Fi flick of the year.
Honest, I do mean so - I coud not make myself watch this awful minced mea of silliness and utter boredom. And then, again, do we really need another Alien so bad?