Marsha Marsha Marsha...err...Calvin Calvin Calvin

Rating: 1/10 (16 June 2017)

God one of the dumbest movie I've ever seen it's like a 5 year old made it lol. 90% of the movie is spent on commentating on what's going on like a basketball game or something, it's the most brain dead thing I've ever seen. 0 character development, and the scary killer monster is a jelly fish starfish it's actually kind of cute, he's name is Calvin.
Fun fact: try to count how many times they say Calvin, I literally feel like I lost pretty much all my accumulated IQ through adulthood.
Save yourself the almost 2 hour run time, sad to see Jake Gylanhal sink with this disaster. I would go deep into it but it would literally be a review of every single scene and every single line in the movie.