Worst Movie of 2017

Rating: 1/10 (8 April 2017)

My mom told me that she had free tickets for this tonight, and I asked all my friends to see who can make it at such short notice. Firstly, the movie was very boring. You hardly care about any of the characters. So when they die, nobody cares. Secondly, the astronauts are stupid and unprofessional. The spaceship is also very stupid for a $200 billion vehicle. A lot of the things are manual and doesn't work and you cannot press the buttons all at once. Thirdly, the alien is very lucky. It just wouldn't die and it eats everything. It is also impossibly smart like figure out how to use the controls. Lastly, the film is very gory. Why is there a need for so much blood again? Am I watching Saw IX: Space Edition? I couldn't wait for the movie to end. Halfway through I was apologising to my friend for making her watch this movie. We were both hiding in our seats covering our eyes. When Dr North said there was 39 minutes until the spaceship reaches earth, I said: "There's 39 minutes until the end of this movie?!" And the whole cinema chuckled.