"Life" is Shallow and Boring

Rating: 3/10 (18 May 2017)

This movie has a cool poster and some nice CGI and nothing else worth noticing. The beginning starts out fairly realistic. Slow as molasses, it barely starts to build up then it goes downhill super fast. A very underwhelming experience. I guess this is what happens when you got a serious screenplay, written by comedians. There are only two fully-developed characters so you already know who is going to survive. After a few people die, the rest of the crew keeps repeating "all it wants, is to survive..." to justify the Pokemon thing. Oh really? Yeah that's why it's so blood hungry all the time. Only about ten minutes after a kill and it's already lusting for another. Is it killing in defense? No. Is it killing because it's hungry? No. Huh? Then what- The movie claims it is a thriller and a horror movie. Thriller? Is it a thriller if you can predict every sentence and every scene? No. But I guess that makes it a horror movie though. Spoiler by the way! The ending is incredibly stupid! Just watch it yourself and you'll probably understand why Calvin wanted to get rid of humanity!