key to watching this movie: take a drink every time a bad decision is made.

Rating: 3/10 (11 June 2017)

I still wonder why Hollywood has no clue about real scientists and astronauts. No one seems to know protocol or how to design a spaceship in this movie. NASA hates fire. Yet, someone turns something into a flamethrower in 20 seconds. Flamethrower in space. Hmmm. The airlock is closed. Still no shortage of oxygen, and nothing else catches fire inside. I think Ryan asked the writers to kill him off early to save face. Smart move.
There are too many prometheus/covenant errors to count. My advice to the viewer is to cheer for the alien and drink every time a bad decision is made or when someone dies.
Once I did that, it became tolerable to treat the movie as a running joke. I enjoyed the sarcastic music at the start of the end credits, because I am me.