Killer Calamari

Rating: 1/10 (7 May 2017)

Yep, I too was seduced by the dark side of Hollywood Sci-Fi. And what I just endured watching this tripe was like a kick to the balls with an iron boot.
SPOILER ALERT! - This movie sucks.
OK, why does it suck,you ask. Here goes.
1. You have Deadpool as a professional astronaut acting like how Deadpool would act if he were a professional astronaut.
2. You have Donnie Darko as a professional astronaut acting like how Donnie Darko would act if he were a professional astronaut.
3. You have the rest of the clowns in the clown car as professional astronauts acting like...well, you get it by now, right?
4. You have a calamari squid alien with an IQ that rivals an MIT mathematics professor with a sociopathic personality that rivals Hannibal Lecter's.
I could go on and on. But why?