Moronic

Rating: 1/10 (3 December 2017)

One has to ask how crap like this gets made. The script has more holes in it than a Republican's Grand Jury testimony, worse acting than any of the Trump or Kardashian family combined, a soundtrack a sixth grader could score and an 'alien' that looks more like the result of Ridley Scott mating with a corn flake. It's so bad it's not even bad enough to be considered for a Razzie Award. It's a floating turd in an oil slick. It's a rotten prawn in a wedding smorgasbord...it's cornier than a packet of Doritos at a Day of the Dead fiesta. The singular story line is so predictable there's no point even posting a spoiler alert. You can work out where this turkey is going by the time the opening credits roll. Gobble gobble.