Life is short so don't waste it on Life

Rating: 3/10 (29 March 2017)

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I had seen on trivia that this movie is inspired by the original Alien (1979). Immediately I thought Life has to have strong atmospheric element to it; characters which form a real team; scenes which require a bit of maturity and patience from viewer as to allow plot to develop more fully, etc.
There's nothing of that sort here. I feel uncomfortable writing Alien and Life in the same sentence (there it goes). Life is not even a horror. I'm usually easily scared but haven't find even one second of this movie scary; or entertaining. I would not even call it science-fiction since only reasonable science in here is scientific terms protagonists use repetitively in order to sound sophisticated when in reality all six of them are a shame to every astronaut who has ever lived.
All of you who have already seen at least one great sci-fi movie have nothing to look for here. Those who haven't... well, you have nothing to look forward here as well. But what is Life's ultimate purpose? Thousands of philosophers tried to answer this one... Seriously, this movie's only goal is to make you feel awestruck about how amazing modern science is. And I believe most of us are already sick with it.
OK, so Life fails when it comes to making you scared or interested but instead fills you with scientific gibberish it presents. Can Life then make you feel sad at least? Unfortunately, yes. I say unfortunately because I felt sad for wasting money and time on this.
Unlike in Alien, this star beast is a seventh passenger not worthy of being inspired by the classic. Ignore it and continue on with your life.