Typical tropes to a suck feast of a film

Rating: 1/10 (1 April 2017)

If you like your logic inept and stupid, this is the film for you. On the other hand, if the logic don't make any sense, steer clear away from this movie. Life and Ryan Reynolds and Jake Gyllenhaal in this over wrought tale of space exploration. I'm surprised Ryan Reynolds is in this considering that he mocked the typical superheroes trope in his film Deadpool. Here, the clichés are derivative and hackneyed. Here is one, the captain of the crew is outside the space station with the creature attached to her and she knows she's going to die. So instead of pushing herself off and away from the space station where it can't do anymore harm, she lingers close to it where the creature slowly kills her and then her body floats away and the creature comfortably launches off her body and back to the space station.
And here is the atypical trope that's been worked to death in movies kike this, you have the scientist fiddling around with an alien organism where he names it and plays with it like it's a cute doll. But like all things small, it grows and it grows big. So why do we keep seeing the same thing over and over again? Is this the sci-fi rule where a scientist rule to treat alien spawns like Muppet babies that will one day grow up and eat your face off? Watching this was so frustrating. You can understand why people talk back to the screen because idiots make movies.
And here is another typical trope, the crew gets killed off one by one. We've seen this before in films like Aliens. And then there is the lone survivor. They make it so that it ends a certain way in order for you to want a sequel. I don't want a sequel, I want it to end. Don't do this again. That little mind play at the end with both capsules floating around in space only to discover that the one without the creature is hurtling off into space and the one with the creature is entering earth's atmosphere, not that surprising.
And why does the communication fails in these scenarios? You'd think that the communication devices were made by three year old's. And with all of the so-called experience this crew had, hadn't any of them seen a sci-fi movie where things like this happens with regularity? And why would the capsule land in a part of the ocean where the fishermen could see that there was something on the guy and yet they still open the capsule and he was screaming at the top of his lungs, NO!? No and huh are universal languages. And yet they figured out how to open a space capsule without any problems.
This is a stupid movie, this is an inept movie, this movie insults astronauts, this movie insults scientist, this movie insults movie goers, this movie insults the integrity of film making, this movie insults the genre it falls under. I ave it one star because that's the lowest I could go. I wish a could have gone lower, like a -100,000.