SciFi for the unthinking

Rating: 4/10 (26 March 2017)

Last night we saw the movie Life, which featured Ryan Reynolds (for about five minutes). Here is the entire plot: 1. "Don't open that door, the monster will get out!" 2. "Fuck that, we have to go in to save him, he is getting eaten by the monster." 3. "Oh he died let's cry for a while." 4. "I know, let's lock the monster behind a door" (Return to step 1 until all die).
Saved you two hours. Just re-watch Alien.